# Trump is dying

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Tags:** trump\
**Created:** [August 27, 2025, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520 "2025-08-27T07:09:39Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![puzzlegal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/puzzlegal/32/3827_2.png) [@puzzlegal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/puzzlegal)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2026, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2282 "2026-04-16T19:30:17Z")

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I ate chicken sashimi last summer in Japan. It came with warnings not to eat there if you were immune compromised.

Also, it’s bland and tastes better cooked.

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**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2026, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2283 "2026-04-16T19:31:13Z")

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> [@Atamasama](#):
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> The reason why it’s safe is because the chickens are high in quality and raised very carefully, and the preparation of the chicken is extremely precise.

I’m glad to hear all that. What I can’t figure out is why people think it’s worth doing all that. Does raw chicken taste all that wonderful? (Obviously I wouldn’t test that question in the USA.)

Anyway, back to the health of that one specific (alleged) human being:

> [@Fear\_Itself](#):
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> Trump thinks diet soda kills cancer cells.

Whether he’s convinced himself of this or not, what’s important to him is that everyone believe that EVERYTHING he does is the Smartest Possible Thing to Do. He likes the taste of diet soda, therefore drinking diet soda is so amazingly healthy that every true genius does it.

He’s so pathetic.

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**Author:** ![puzzlegal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/puzzlegal/32/3827_2.png) [@puzzlegal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/puzzlegal)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2026, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2284 "2026-04-16T19:40:43Z")

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> [@Sherrerd](#):
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> What I can’t figure out is why people think it’s worth doing all that. Does raw chicken taste all that wonderful?

Well, i did it because i was tagging along with some Japanese friends. They told me they were going to a chicken sashimi place as we walked there, but i assumed they were kidding, until we walked into the place. So i said, “what the hell”, and tried it.

It was extremely fresh. The sign said it had all been slaughtered the same day it was served. I didn’t love it, but it wasn’t unappealing, the way slimy old US chicken usually is. I probably won’t ever eat it again, but i can imagine developing a taste for it.

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**Post date:** [April 16, 2026, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2285 "2026-04-16T19:43:36Z")

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> [@Atamasama](#):
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> So, for the sake of safety, people should not drink cow urine or unpasteurized milk, or eat raw chicken.

You’re not the boss of me.

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**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2026, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2286 "2026-04-16T19:51:55Z")

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> [@puzzlegal](#):
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> I probably won’t ever eat it again, but i can imagine developing a taste for it.

Interesting (thanks). I can’t imagine I’d prefer chicken to fresh sashimi, but it takes all kinds to make a world.

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2026, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2287 "2026-04-16T20:34:32Z")

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> [@Sherrerd](#):
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> I can’t imagine I’d prefer chicken to fresh sashimi…

No kidding. Like going to an upscale Steakhouse and ordering a Hot Dog.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2026, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2288 "2026-04-16T20:49:47Z")

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I imagine it’s like the most high-end hotdog you can get, made from ground expensive Wagyu beef, served with shaved truffle and caviar, etc. That’s the kind of wacky, insanely expensive thing that you’d see show up in an upscale place to generate buzz. Sort of like this:

> **[Spain’s $11,000 burger breaks world record for most expensive ever](https://gulfnews.com/world/offbeat/spanish-restaurant-unveils-worlds-most-expensive-burger-priced-at-11000-1.500303341)**
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> Luxury restaurant Asador Aupa crafts the exclusive dish after eight years of research

I don’t get it either but I’m not the target customer for that kind of thing. Give me some good fried chicken instead of chicken sashimi, thanks. Or if I am at a restaurant serving sashimi, I’d rather have the seafood.

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**Post date:** [April 16, 2026, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2289 "2026-04-16T21:28:51Z")

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Campylobacter has entered the chat.

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> Some regions, such as Kagoshima Prefecture, where chicken sashimi is part of the local cuisine, have established strict hygiene standards for the consumption of raw chicken meat, but caution is needed as about 70% of (food poisoning) cases occur at restaurants.

> **[Japan sees rise in food poisoning from eating raw chicken - The Mainichi](https://mainichi.jp/english/articles/20230714/p2a/00m/0li/013000c)**
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> TOKYO -- Japan's health ministry is calling for caution amid an increase in food poisoning caused by Campylobacter, a form of bacteria found in raw an

Thanks, I’ll stick to gas station sushi and the fugu they serve at our local diner.

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2026, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2290 "2026-04-16T22:26:08Z")

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> [@Atamasama](#):
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> I don’t get it either but I’m not the target customer for that kind of thing.

From the article:

> Founded by renowned Spanish chef and **influencer** Bosco Jiménez, also known as BdeVikingo, Asador Aupa’s philosophy centres on redefining luxury dining. “True luxury should be rare and not easily accessible,” Jiménez has often said — a principle clearly reflected in this dish.
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> The burger is not listed on the restaurant’s menu and cannot be ordered through a standard reservation. Instead, **it is served by invitation only** , to a select group of guests who dine in a private room with limited seating.

Bolding mine.

Need I say anything more?

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2026, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2291 "2026-04-16T22:28:59Z")

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> [@DesertDog](#):
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> Bolding mine.
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> Need I say anything more?

Coming soon: The Tide Pod Croquette

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**Post date:** [April 16, 2026, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2292 "2026-04-16T22:53:15Z")

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> [@Sherrerd](#):
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> I’m glad to hear all that. What I can’t figure out is why people think it’s worth doing all that. Does raw chicken taste all that wonderful? (Obviously I wouldn’t test that question in the USA.)

It’s actually rather fowl tasting.

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**Post date:** [April 16, 2026, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2293 "2026-04-16T23:07:22Z")

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There’s a place in Vegas that used to have a Kobe beef dog with foie gras on top, but it was only about $20 the time I was there.

Looks like it’s no longer on their menu, though.

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**Post date:** [April 16, 2026, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2294 "2026-04-16T23:23:44Z")

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I think I would pass on raw chicken.

Raw beef, however, is quite tasty. See tartare, steak.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2026, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2295 "2026-04-16T23:32:03Z")

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> [@Railer13](#):
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> Raw beef, however, is quite tasty.

I had beef carpaccio once that was great. And I like a great burger cooked pretty rare (and really like my steak very rare). Beef is definitely something good when cooked very little, and raw is okay (but as usual, you gotta be careful with it).

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**Post date:** [April 16, 2026, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2296 "2026-04-16T23:44:06Z")

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> [@DesertDog](#):
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> The burger is not listed on the restaurant’s menu and cannot be ordered through a standard reservation.

In-n-Out says the same thing

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**Post date:** [April 16, 2026, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2297 "2026-04-16T23:58:26Z")

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> **[Is He Dead Yet – we want to know](https://is-he-dead-yet.com/)**

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**Post date:** [April 17, 2026, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2298 "2026-04-17T00:05:34Z")

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Got me all excited there for a minute. ☹

I’ll pass on the raw chicken.

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**Post date:** [April 17, 2026, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2299 "2026-04-17T13:01:24Z")

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$11,000 could probably feed me for the rest of my life at In-n-Out.

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**Post date:** [April 17, 2026, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2300 "2026-04-17T15:03:21Z")

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Considering how much $11,000 worth of In-n-Out would shorten your life…

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2026, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2301 "2026-04-17T15:48:15Z")

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It’s like that old Terry Pratchett saying… Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man afire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of this life.

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