# Trump is dying

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Tags:** trump\
**Created:** [August 27, 2025, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520 "2025-08-27T07:09:39Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2026, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2322 "2026-04-18T14:59:23Z")

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> [@Atamasama](#):
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> It’s like that old Terry Pratchett saying… Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man afire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of this life.

Did Pterry write that first? Or did Jack Handey?

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2026, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2323 "2026-04-18T15:04:05Z")

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Trump yesterday talking about 30 special operation veterans with traumatic brain injuries underwent ibogaine treatment and supposedly experienced 80% to 90% reduction in symptoms. “Can I have some, please?”

Couldn’t hurt.

\*noting my previous speculation that he’s been getting ibogaine infusions through a vein in his left hand, so maybe it’s not working all that well.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2026, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2324 "2026-04-18T15:18:16Z")

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> [@puzzlegal](#):
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> When i was a kid, i was once given coca cola syrup as a medicine, for an upset stomach, maybe. (I don’t recall for sure.)

When I was a kid, it was a sure cure for nausea. I remember dad going through the drive-through at Jack In The Box, and getting a small Coca Cola syrup (just the syrup; no carbonated water) when I was vomit-y.

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**Author:** ![griffin1977](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/977dab/32.png) [@griffin1977](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/griffin1977)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2026, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2325 "2026-04-18T16:23:49Z")

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> [@Jackmannii](#):
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> “Can I have some, please?”

Absolutely they should get him some stat…

> In the heart, ibogaine causes [long QT syndrome](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_QT_syndrome "Long QT syndrome") at higher doses, apparently by blocking [hERG](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HERG "HERG") [potassium channels](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potassium_channel "Potassium channel") and slowing the [heart rate](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heart_rate "Heart rate").[[20]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ibogaine#cite_note-Alper_2016-20)[[21]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ibogaine#cite_note-Koenig_2015-21)
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> Death can occur,[[21]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ibogaine#cite_note-Koenig_2015-21) especially if consumed with opioids or in people with [comorbidities](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comorbidity "Comorbidity") such as [cardiovascular disease](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cardiovascular_disease "Cardiovascular disease") or [neurological disorders](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neurological_disorder "Neurological disorder")

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2026, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2326 "2026-04-18T16:36:47Z")

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> [@Johnny\_L.A](#):
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> Did Pterry write that first? Or did Jack Handey?

I don’t think Handey ever did.

It kind of sounds like one of his “Deep Thoughts” but I don’t see it recorded as such.

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**Author:** ![Stratocaster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stratocaster/32/16393_2.png) [@Stratocaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stratocaster)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2026, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2327 "2026-04-18T16:52:05Z")

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> [@Railer13](#):
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> As an demonstration/experiment in junior high science class, our teacher poured a bottle of Pepsi into a drinking glass, and then dropped a 2-3 inch long nail into it.
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> A week later, the nail had disappeared.

I seem to recall a similar “experiment” where a human tooth was dropped into a glass of (I think) Coca-Cola. In some short period of time (48 hours maybe?) the tooth had completely dissolved.

The reason it sticks in my mind is because of the company’s response when it was made public: “We strongly suggest you not hold a mouthful of Coca-Cola for 48 hours.” Perfect.

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**Author:** ![carrps](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carrps/32/2957_2.png) [@carrps](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrps)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2026, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2328 "2026-04-18T18:28:06Z")

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> [@puzzlegal](#):
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> When i was a kid, i was once given coca cola syrup as a medicine, for an upset stomach, maybe.

Yeah, we had a bottle (obtained by prescription, no less!) in our medicine cabinet when I was a little kid. I don’t remember if I ever had it.

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**Author:** ![mtnmatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a3d4f5/32.png) [@mtnmatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mtnmatt)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2026, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2329 "2026-04-18T21:18:28Z")

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My brother and I didn’t touch it for a while since it came from the pharmacy with a label on it like medicine would have, but eventually realized what it was and would take sips. Mom was pissed when she went to get some and there was little left. Like alcohol a few years later.

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**Author:** ![Johanna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johanna/32/8318_2.png) [@Johanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johanna)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2026, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2330 "2026-04-18T21:38:49Z")

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> [@Atamasama](#):
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> Funny enough, Coca-Cola […] never fulfilled its original purpose.

What?! You totally forgot about the _cocaine!_ Cocaine was used for pain relief. Novocaine was invented to replace it.

The context in which **Coca** Cola was invented: A few years earlier, coca wine called Vin Mariani was widely popular. It was basic red French table wine infused with coca. It could get you high. Pope Leo XIII endorsed the stuff in advertisements. Coca-Cola was an attempt to make a non-alcoholic version of Vin Mariani.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2026, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2331 "2026-04-18T22:50:36Z")

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> [@Johanna](#):
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> What?! You totally forgot about the _cocaine!_ Cocaine was used for pain relief. Novocaine was invented to replace it.

True; the kola nut was added to “coca wine” in the first formulation. Coca wine was cocaine mixed with wine. It was the addition of the kola nut that set it apart from other coca wines of the time, which is why I mentioned it specifically, as the cocaine was not novel. The wine was left out to get around alcohol prohibitions at the time (but not cocaine, as it didn’t have the reputation then that it does now), and it was made into a soft drink. And of course they eventually dropped the cocaine as well.

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2026, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2332 "2026-04-18T23:12:22Z")

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> …
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> I get no kick from champagne.  
> Mere alcohol doesn’t thrill me at all,  
> So tell me why should it be true  
> That I get a kick out of you?  
> Some get a kick from cocaine.  
> I’m sure that if I took even one sniff  
> That would bore me terrific’ly too  
> Yet I get a kick out of you.
> 
> …

 

_I Get A Kick Out Of You_

Originally from the 1934 Broadway musical, Anything Goes (Act 1 Scene 1)  
Music and Lyrics by Cole Porter

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**Author:** ![Reeses\_Monkey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/reeses_monkey/32/2885_2.png) [@Reeses\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reeses_Monkey)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2026, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2333 "2026-04-19T01:20:28Z")

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Now I want to go watch _Blazing Saddles._

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2026, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2334 "2026-04-19T02:31:18Z")

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> [@carrps](#):
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> > [@puzzlegal](#):
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> > When i was a kid, i was once given coca cola syrup as a medicine, for an upset stomach, maybe.
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> Yeah, we had a bottle (obtained by prescription, no less!) in our medicine cabinet when I was a little kid. I don’t remember if I ever had it.

Are you _ME_?

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2026, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2335 "2026-04-19T03:26:23Z")

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Ffs, this is the most frustrating thread to follow. I keep coming back for updates on Trump’s health and then wonder how I stumbled into the MMP.

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**Author:** ![puzzlegal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/puzzlegal/32/3827_2.png) [@puzzlegal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/puzzlegal)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2026, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2336 "2026-04-19T03:45:29Z")

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Eh, this is the thread for wishful thinking about Trump’s health. When there’s real news about it, there will be dozens of posts, not a handful.

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**Author:** ![carrps](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carrps/32/2957_2.png) [@carrps](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrps)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2026, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2337 "2026-04-19T20:53:51Z")

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> [@kaylasdad99](#):
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> Are you _ME_?

I don’t think so, but anything’s possible!

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2026, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2338 "2026-04-19T21:04:05Z")

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Lazt night, without comment, Trump tweeted a 4-minute video of Frank Sinatra singing “My Way”.

> **[Trump sparks fresh health concerns with latest social media 'sacrilege'](https://www.rawstory.com/trump-2676763543/)**
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> President Donald Trump's latest series of late-night social media posts sparked fresh health concerns on Sunday. Late Saturday night, Trump posted a video on his Truth Social page of Frank Sinatra singing his hit song "My Way." It was one of dozens...

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2026, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2339 "2026-04-19T21:09:06Z")

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Trump is also behaving in a manner that is somehow even more unhinged than usual, making both Republicans and his own advisors worried.

> **[Trump managing Iran war based on conflicting caprices that blindside his aides...](https://www.timesofisrael.com/trump-managing-iran-war-based-on-conflicting-caprices-that-blindside-his-aides-report/)**
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> WSJ says advisers have urged US president to curb his improvised social media posts and media interviews; Trump yelled at aides 'for hours' when US jet was downed, was kept from situation room

Not sure if it’s a mental health issue or just a reaction to extreme amounts of stress due to a cascading series of massive failures on his part, but I’m sure it’s not a good sign for him.

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2026, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2340 "2026-04-19T21:25:44Z")

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> [@Atamasama](#):
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> Not sure if it’s a mental health issue or just a reaction to extreme amounts of stress due to a cascading series of massive failures on his part…

To quote Denholm Elliot at the end of _Trading Places,_ “Why can’t we have both?”

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**Author:** ![dougrb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@dougrb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougrb)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2026, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2341 "2026-04-19T21:43:25Z")

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Top generals and admirals in the military want him out of the situation room because his erratic behavior…

[MeidasTouch](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGFY8fVEjLY)

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