# Trump is dying

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Tags:** trump
**Created:** [August 27, 2025, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520 "2025-08-27T07:09:39Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![griffin1977](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/977dab/32.png) [@griffin1977](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/griffin1977)
#### Post date: [September 1, 2025, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/261 "2025-09-01T14:37:04Z")

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> [@DWMarch](#):
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> Trump’s health becomes compromised enough, the news will leak

Yeah totally but not because of any particular function of government stopping working. If he was really dangerously ill it would leak because keeping it secret would require an incredible amount of discipline and organization on the part of his team. Even with the current lame excuse for a press corp, there is no way the collection of incompetent fascist bootlickers around Trump would be able to keep that secret.

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#### Post date: [September 1, 2025, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/262 "2025-09-01T16:38:14Z")

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> [@JRDelirious](#):
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> Steve Miller et al would most likely pull a Woodrow Wilson until they absolutely could no longer hide it.

Keep on a-rock’n me, baby

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### Author: ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)
#### Post date: [September 1, 2025, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/263 "2025-09-01T16:42:40Z")

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# [Trump is dying](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520)

Maybe he just smells that way.

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#### Post date: [September 1, 2025, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/264 "2025-09-01T17:09:38Z")

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> [@Alessan](#):
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> Why? I’m sure there are people in Trump’s inner circle who can continue to sign documents and issue statements in Trump’s name.

Plus there’s that cool auto pen!

ETA: ninja’d!

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### Author: ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)
#### Post date: [September 1, 2025, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/265 "2025-09-01T17:23:04Z")

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Apparently the White House thought it would be convincing to release a photo of the Orange Walrus golfing. The picture had palm trees in the background. The official schedule for the day has him golfing in Virginia, where palm trees do not grow.

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### Author: ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)
#### Post date: [September 1, 2025, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/266 "2025-09-01T17:26:29Z")

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> [@BobLibDem](#):
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> Apparently the White House thought it would be convincing to release a photo of the Orange Walrus golfing.

I tried looking for it, but all golf courses look the same to me.

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### Author: ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)
#### Post date: [September 1, 2025, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/267 "2025-09-01T17:32:34Z")

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Best source I can quickly find is from Joe Rogan’s [Reddit page.](https://www.reddit.com/r/JoeRogan/comments/1n517zk/ah_yes_the_famous_palm_trees_of_virginia/)

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#### Post date: [September 1, 2025, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/268 "2025-09-01T18:19:34Z")

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I’m getting lots of returns for ‘are there palm trees in virginia’ (yes), and the same phrase with ‘golf’ added, on social media pages. One person says, ‘No - I live a couple of miles from the golf course and there are no palm trees in Sterling, VA.’

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### Author: ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)
#### Post date: [September 1, 2025, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/269 "2025-09-01T20:15:30Z")

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He also posted a photo of a professional golfer in his party. The funny part was, the golfer was wearing the same clothes he wore the previous weekend, at a different golf course.

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#### Post date: [September 1, 2025, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/270 "2025-09-01T20:23:32Z")

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Something is decidedly wrong here. Why else would they resort to easily debunked photos? Seems pretty amateurish to me. I hate to get my hopes up, but there has to be some fire with all this smoke.

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#### Post date: [September 1, 2025, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/271 "2025-09-01T20:29:14Z")

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Plus he’s not the one to shy away from public appearances and Xits, even if it would seem prudent. So there is at the very least a debilitating medical issue. (in the sense of short-term incapacitation, not necessarily mortality.)

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### Author: ![Sylvanz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Sylvanz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylvanz)
#### Post date: [September 1, 2025, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/272 "2025-09-01T21:01:48Z")

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> Trump is dying.

You are _such_ a tease. 😉

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### Author: ![Measure\_for\_Measure](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/measure_for_measure/32/557_2.png) [@Measure\_for\_Measure](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Measure_for_Measure)
#### Post date: [September 1, 2025, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/273 "2025-09-01T21:14:21Z")

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Daily Beast, emphasis added:

> As the president’s swollen cankles, bruising on his hands, problems walking straight, and mental gaffes fueled speculation about his mortality, Trump went most of the week without a public appearance.

> However, **the president, 79, was spotted by reporters on Saturday morning on his way to a golf outing**.

Trumpists post fake shots of him all the time. I don’t think there’s a lot here. Could Trump be having a medical issue? Sure. Lots of 79 year olds manage medical issues.

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#### Post date: [September 1, 2025, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/274 "2025-09-01T21:34:21Z")

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If he’s dying, he’s pissing us all off even more on his way out.

> **[Trump says he's awarding former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani the Presidential...](https://apnews.com/article/trump-giuliani-medal-of-freedom-06457c051711f4a05dc23c2e1a26b123)**
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> President Donald Trump says he’s awarding former New York Mayor Rudolph Giuliani the Presidential Medal of Freedom, announcing the honor two days after his longtime political ally was badly injured in a traffic accident.

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#### Post date: [September 1, 2025, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/275 "2025-09-01T22:09:07Z")

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Social media is going off about Trump, but is anything suspicious actually happening or is it conspiracy theory nonsense?

[![](https://i.redd.it/8ega176dskmf1.png) ](https://i.redd.it/8ega176dskmf1.png)

[![](https://i.redd.it/9i9kqx532fmf1.png) ](https://i.redd.it/9i9kqx532fmf1.png)

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#### Post date: [September 1, 2025, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/276 "2025-09-01T22:17:57Z")

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The posting-of-week-old-photos seems very much in the tradition of Woodrow Wilson’s incapacity being kept secret. Why would the White House (meaning, likely, Stephen Miller and maybe the Trump kids) bother to post old pics, if Trump was just fine?

Trump’s silence is also unusual enough for speculation about it to rise about the “conspiracy theory” level. He loves to see fresh video of himself bloviating on each day’s news shows. Why would he stay silent unless he had to (for fear of revealing his frailty)?

We’ve been teased with stories about his poor health many times. But this time seems like the real deal.

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#### Post date: [September 1, 2025, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/277 "2025-09-01T22:23:23Z")

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[![](https://i.redd.it/x3tl5bxq5lmf1.jpeg) ](https://i.redd.it/x3tl5bxq5lmf1.jpeg)

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#### Post date: [September 1, 2025, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/278 "2025-09-01T22:23:30Z")

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How long ago was the Putin/Trump meet up in Alaska?

Maybe he was infected. On purpose or accidentally.

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#### Post date: [September 1, 2025, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/279 "2025-09-01T22:46:33Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> How long ago was the Putin/Trump meet up in Alaska?
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> Maybe he was infected. On purpose or accidentally.

I can’t imagine that Putin would ever do anything intentional that might endanger his Very Useful Idiot.

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#### Post date: [September 1, 2025, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/280 "2025-09-01T22:48:57Z")

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I’ve just about had it with this thread. Over at the Daily Beast David Rothkopf ably articulates some of my thoughts.

> Of course, speculating about [whether the president is dying](https://bsky.app/profile/olbermann.bsky.social/post/3lx6jvwsdic2m)—or [making jokes about it](https://bsky.app/profile/angelgre.bsky.social/post/3lx6r4taea22u)—as happens on the web and in virtually every conversation I have with virtually every person I know of virtually every political stripe from virtually every part of the world is wrong. Terribly wrong. There is nothing funny about it. Nothing secretly satisfying. The whole social media meme about the wild parties people would hold should Trump shuffle off this mortal coil any time soon is appalling.

> You ought to be ashamed of yourself.

> And your friends and family. And colleagues and the strangers you hear discussing it on the street.

> **[It’s Tasteless to Speculate That Trump Might Soon Be Buried On Red Square...](https://www.thedailybeast.com/its-tasteless-to-speculate-that-trump-might-soon-be-buried-on-red-square-like-lenin/)**
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> The speculation surrounding President Donald Trump’s health has gotten grislier and grislier, and it gives off an uncomfortable vibe that is very much like that old Soviet joke.

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