# Trump is dying **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [August 27, 2025, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520 "2025-08-27T07:09:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 141
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2026, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2802 "2026-05-25T19:04:22Z")
> [@scudsucker](#): > > I wish him well. In a well? Or an oubliette, actually. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2026, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2803 "2026-05-25T19:49:39Z")
Couldn’t stay awake for the Memorial Day observance. > ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2026, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2804 "2026-05-25T22:33:44Z")
I’d love to hear Biden call him “Drowsy Donnie” on CNN. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2026, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2805 "2026-05-26T00:30:34Z")
Sleepy Don Snoreleone. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2026, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2806 "2026-05-26T02:12:15Z")
Gavin Newsom calls him “Dozy Don”. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2026, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2807 "2026-05-26T02:49:58Z")
All equally cromulant. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2026, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2808 "2026-05-27T00:17:25Z")
I’ve been calling him Donnie Sundown with my family lately. ---
**Author:** ![WOOKINPANUBv.2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wookinpanubv.2/32/3260_2.png) [@WOOKINPANUBv.2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WOOKINPANUBv.2)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2026, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2809 "2026-05-27T02:32:45Z")
Today I saw an item about how his most hated insult is being called dumb. Apologies, I’m not finding it at the moment. It was maybe from Daily Beast(?) Anyway, I think _The Secret Handshake_ ( the group that gave us the awesome statues of Trump and Epstein, among other great pieces) should get to work on a statue of Dumb Donald with a dunce cap. Let’s remind him how stupid he is, any way and anywhere we can. Maybe change “No Kings” to “No dumb-dumbs”. Insert him into pictures of Forrest Gump, with the caption “stupid is as stupid does”. Childish I know, but I’m not above flinging his shit right back at him. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2026, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2810 "2026-05-27T03:59:33Z")
> [@WOOKINPANUBv.2](#): > > Anyway, I think _The Secret Handshake_ ( the group that gave us the awesome statues of Trump and Epstein, among other great pieces) should get to work on a statue of Dumb Donald with a dunce cap. Make it look realistic, very accurate to this. [![](https://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/dam/news/2016/08/11/trumpoutrageous_trans_NvBQzQNjv4BqqBYMlWmNSsYKmyFVDYjgrUHQvb2UFjW03QidnNDMhGA.jpg?imwidth=640) ](https://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/dam/news/2016/08/11/trumpoutrageous_trans_NvBQzQNjv4BqqBYMlWmNSsYKmyFVDYjgrUHQvb2UFjW03QidnNDMhGA.jpg?imwidth=640) Put a dunce cap on that and call it “Dumb Old J Trump”. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2026, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2811 "2026-05-27T04:12:13Z")
Let’s not forget about the L-word, _loser_. How about “Dumb Loser”? ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2026, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2812 "2026-05-27T04:54:45Z")
“Dumb Loser 2020” And instead of a dunce cap, an upside-down bowl of mashed potatoes on his head. [![](https://uniim1.shutterfly.com/render/00-853hJen_IE3Y8EgiSSvyXoqjB288pGW02iOVOopvW3qt9TdJcYQXzTAvVUPbR2Cz4xJ2Twu75QF_jizMkB1ZdA?cn=THISLIFE&res=small&ts=1779857889) ](https://uniim1.shutterfly.com/render/00-853hJen_IE3Y8EgiSSvyXoqjB288pGW02iOVOopvW3qt9TdJcYQXzTAvVUPbR2Cz4xJ2Twu75QF_jizMkB1ZdA?cn=THISLIFE&res=small&ts=1779857889) ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2026, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2813 "2026-05-27T13:22:49Z")
I like it. ---
**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2026, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2814 "2026-05-27T14:43:02Z")
Proving that none of us is woke enough to remember that “dumb” was considered inappropriate to use as an insult, as it encompasses people with the inability to speak. I mean, if only he were really dumb. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2026, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2815 "2026-05-27T15:20:31Z")
Let’s not be unfair. Trump had “the highest grades possible” at Wharton, for someone of his low I.Q. > [@](#): > > ‘Donald Trump was the _dumbest goddamn_ student I _ever_ had!’ > **[Fact-Checking All of the Mysteries Surrounding Donald Trump and Penn](https://www.phillymag.com/news/2019/09/14/donald-trump-at-wharton-university-of-pennsylvania/)** > > Why is everything about Trump’s time at Wharton shrouded in secrecy? We set out to uncover the truth. ---
**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2026, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2816 "2026-05-27T15:22:19Z")
This is not what one says when trying to prove one’s intellect: “They hit me with a bad one: He’s a dumb person. D-U-M, not the B,” Trump told the crowd, . “Most people don’t know it has a B.” In DJT-speak “most people don’t know” translates to “I just found out”. ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2026, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2817 "2026-05-27T17:12:24Z")
> [@BobLibDem](#): > > In DJT-speak “most people don’t know” translates to “I just found out”. And they had to show it to me in a dictionary. ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2026, 11:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2818 "2026-05-28T11:02:06Z")
> [@BobLibDem](#): > > “They hit me with a bad one: He’s a dumb person. D-U-M, not the B,” Trump told the crowd, . “Most people don’t know it has a B.” Every time I read that quote, I can’t help but think of this Full House clip. [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/uHomO39R6Dg/maxresdefault.jpg "snaptik as 43c5cce4 44fb 4d4d 9c18 a13790c435ee") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHomO39R6Dg) ---
**Author:** ![Mk\_VII](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Mk\_VII](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mk_VII)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2026, 9:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2819 "2026-05-29T09:09:28Z")
I’ve seen this thread running for almost a year, and he ain’t dead yet! ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2026, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2820 "2026-05-29T15:31:31Z")
> [@Mk\_VII](#): > > I’ve seen this thread running for almost a year, and he ain’t dead yet! This was last October. It hasn’t gotten better. > [@DesertDog](#): > > > [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#): > > > > But I didn’t know it made a year six months. > > Well, the past six months has seemed like a year to _me_. For context, J\_A\_Q was referring to his second annual checkup. We’re up to three now. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2026, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2821 "2026-05-29T16:09:38Z")
> [@DesertDog](#): > > For context, J\_A\_Q was referring to his second annual checkup. We’re up to three now. That’s in keeping with Donnie’s practice of insisting on more than ordinary people get – like two scoops of ice cream. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520.md?page=140) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520.md?page=142)