# Trump is dying **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [August 27, 2025, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520 "2025-08-27T07:09:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 150
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2026, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2982 "2026-06-12T21:31:25Z")
> [@Gatopescado](#): > > I hope he has to visit Quincy. I’d rather Rodgers. Maybe as she’s pulling a (free) javelin out. And she has a first name. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2026, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2983 "2026-06-12T21:39:31Z")
> [@Railer13](#): > > This quote made me chuckle: This nickname for Trump made me almost spit out my drink: > [@](#): > > Tangerine Twatsicle ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2026, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2984 "2026-06-12T21:42:11Z")
> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#): > > Maybe as she’s pulling a (free) javelin out. The only perk to the job. ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2026, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2985 "2026-06-12T21:51:00Z")
In case someone isn’t a L&O fan. [![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/9RP2GFWougQ/hqdefault.jpg "Javelin") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RP2GFWougQ&t=14s) ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2026, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2986 "2026-06-12T23:01:21Z")
This line stood out: > That is how I would take care of him after my partner convinced me that driving the ambulance off a cliff with him in it wouldn’t make the world a better place. He’d be wrong, but I’m not about to mix ashes with that fascist. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2026, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2987 "2026-06-12T23:13:58Z")
Every assassin ever thought that stopping the Big Bad was worth both their lives. Some of those folks were / are / will be right. Others not. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2026, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2988 "2026-06-13T03:09:23Z")
> [@Odesio](#): > > Twenty-two specialist(s) is a lot for a healthy person. Nonsense! That just highlights what perfect health our Leader is in, that twenty-two specialists can’t find anything wrong with him! Likewise, the more cognitive tests he takes and correctly identifies the horsie, the more splendid his brain function must be. Didja ever hear of Low IQ Obama ever getting the horsie right four straight times? Of course not! He probably couldn’t do it even once, and the Fake News media covered it up. I could hardly post this due to the tears in my eyes. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2026, 11:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2989 "2026-06-13T11:14:14Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > I could hardly post this due to the tears in my eyes. Me too, but tears of laughter. 😂 Those doctors probably lined up and fell to their knees, begging for the opportunity to spend even 15 seconds with the, _choke_, **healthiest** president whoever lived. There were probably dozens of them who had to be turned away because there simply wasn’t time. The president had to get back to his, _choke,_ duties, ~~destroying the country~~ making the country great. Again. Or something. ---
**Author:** ![DavidNRockies](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidnrockies/32/6279_2.png) [@DavidNRockies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidNRockies)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2026, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2990 "2026-06-13T18:09:01Z")
I can’t keep at bay the compulsion to remind us all of this doozy: _“Trump, 76, gave a shoutout to former White House doctor and current congressman Ronny Jackson early in his nearly two-hour speech to the conservative conference. ‘He was a great doctor, you know, he was an admiral, a doctor and now he’s a congressman,’ Trump told the audience. 'I said, ‘Which is the best, if you had your choice?’ And he sort of indicated doctor because he loved looking at my body, it was so strong and powerful.”_ My heartfelt apologies for any spontaneous emesis that may have induced. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2026, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2991 "2026-06-13T20:53:37Z")
Oh, gag! 🤮 ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2026, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2992 "2026-06-13T22:04:30Z")
> [@DavidNRockies](#): > > And he sort of indicated That phrase is carrying a lot of weight – just like you-know-who. ---
**Author:** ![DWMarch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dwmarch/32/1010_2.png) [@DWMarch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DWMarch)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2026, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2993 "2026-06-13T22:09:25Z")
> [@DavidNRockies](#): > > he was an admiral, a doctor and now he’s a congressman,’ Trump told the audience. 'I said, ‘Which is the best, if you had your choice?’ And he sort of indicated doctor because he loved looking at my body, it was so strong and powerful. But in the Navy you get the sea and the men! ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2026, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2994 "2026-06-13T22:43:25Z")
> [@DWMarch](#): > > But in the Navy you get the sea and the men! [![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/2lCaIZE7Wuo/hqdefault.jpg "Fernwood 2Night - There's no one here but Men") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lCaIZE7Wuo) ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2026, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2995 "2026-06-13T22:49:37Z")
> [@DavidNRockies](#): > > My heartfelt apologies for any spontaneous emesis that may have induced. Spontaneous _projectile_ emesis. You owe me a keyboard. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2026, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2996 "2026-06-15T03:41:13Z")
**Handwatch '26:** UFC edition [![](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4llrhdclvdlmmynkwsmg5tdc/bafkreid5ppf42d52vhjbedybnrvmgtw2bjvxlymffnhcwerlz5uevkytpe) ](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4llrhdclvdlmmynkwsmg5tdc/bafkreid5ppf42d52vhjbedybnrvmgtw2bjvxlymffnhcwerlz5uevkytpe) [![](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4llrhdclvdlmmynkwsmg5tdc/bafkreiblk2axqzuyv3wzh4vibiic3qzjxukgj5zb5qjm25lddg5ncjilum) ](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4llrhdclvdlmmynkwsmg5tdc/bafkreiblk2axqzuyv3wzh4vibiic3qzjxukgj5zb5qjm25lddg5ncjilum) ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2026, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2997 "2026-06-15T06:38:25Z")
Looks like Trump lost the war against wokeness at the fight. [![](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:fjxd6b5md42nx6zppxq63ww3/bafkreidvugt5ipoekuk65rjdnamozoxx776uuooptoy2nxu4idj7t2mk5y) ](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:fjxd6b5md42nx6zppxq63ww3/bafkreidvugt5ipoekuk65rjdnamozoxx776uuooptoy2nxu4idj7t2mk5y) [![](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2lldze43yho4tvs4vxmpuenc/bafkreig2axv5ntmr2zq72v2hoiacj4mxf7tzmmmadsobzoglfojyfslwim) ](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2lldze43yho4tvs4vxmpuenc/bafkreig2axv5ntmr2zq72v2hoiacj4mxf7tzmmmadsobzoglfojyfslwim) [![](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hm7ooqcnhq4hvhxymfneeotk/bafkreigqizvg35d4kqcomshvwtx27ssz5entcnyd3vvzkbkzslws2zgmzq) ](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hm7ooqcnhq4hvhxymfneeotk/bafkreigqizvg35d4kqcomshvwtx27ssz5entcnyd3vvzkbkzslws2zgmzq) [![](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:n2yx66bqmwcjr5yiecasvlae/bafkreicn5m4tvy6fn7y6opclgjbqp4feqqlmmcoqz7vyi5v3xehadhppvm) ](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:n2yx66bqmwcjr5yiecasvlae/bafkreicn5m4tvy6fn7y6opclgjbqp4feqqlmmcoqz7vyi5v3xehadhppvm) > **[Olga Nesterova (@onestpress.onestnetwork.com)](https://bsky.app/profile/onestpress.onestnetwork.com/post/3mocehxpunk2c)** > > And to all a good night . ---
**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2026, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2998 "2026-06-15T12:54:08Z")
He looks like he’s slowly turning into an [Auton](https://tardis.fandom.com/wiki/Auton). ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2026, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2999 "2026-06-16T22:52:06Z")
Behold the Healthiest President Ever at the G7; [![](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4llrhdclvdlmmynkwsmg5tdc/bafkreigssogti433oazuhpkskiyimebzowttb6nr46i3hlhxuh3jhrwyie) ](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4llrhdclvdlmmynkwsmg5tdc/bafkreigssogti433oazuhpkskiyimebzowttb6nr46i3hlhxuh3jhrwyie) [![](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4llrhdclvdlmmynkwsmg5tdc/bafkreicl5tw66zimjmegeaumt74c7co7tg33eetaooimubusn4c7bjaqyu) ](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4llrhdclvdlmmynkwsmg5tdc/bafkreicl5tw66zimjmegeaumt74c7co7tg33eetaooimubusn4c7bjaqyu) [![](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4llrhdclvdlmmynkwsmg5tdc/bafkreiaickqvfpsjfr23mt2ldnazzwzvgp7l7x5wxv6563w6zhwnk66m3m) ](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4llrhdclvdlmmynkwsmg5tdc/bafkreiaickqvfpsjfr23mt2ldnazzwzvgp7l7x5wxv6563w6zhwnk66m3m) [![](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4llrhdclvdlmmynkwsmg5tdc/bafkreiewp3ln6nh5ntczadzit3xnhqw5k2h6dt5mkc7bwaw4hq63umy6fu) ](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4llrhdclvdlmmynkwsmg5tdc/bafkreiewp3ln6nh5ntczadzit3xnhqw5k2h6dt5mkc7bwaw4hq63umy6fu) ---
**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2026, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/3000 "2026-06-16T22:55:49Z")
That pic of him grasping Modi’s arm ought to be made into a meme. ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2026, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/3001 "2026-06-16T23:44:09Z")
(fourth picture) The paint is cracking! They put too much on! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520.md?page=149) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520.md?page=151)