# Trump is dying

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Tags:** trump\
**Created:** [August 27, 2025, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520 "2025-08-27T07:09:39Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2026, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/3205 "2026-07-02T16:07:25Z")

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> [@Gyrate](#):
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> Checkpoints open at 1 pm. Fireworks don’t start until after 10:30 pm.
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> The EMTs are going to be busy…

Hopefully attendance isn’t as jam-packed as we’ve seen at the Great American State Fair!

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**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2026, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/3206 "2026-07-02T16:15:18Z")

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If it’s even a bit less jam-packed we could even see [Quantum fluctuation - Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quantum_fluctuation)

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2026, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/3207 "2026-07-02T16:33:58Z")

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> [@Joey\_P](#):
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> I’m (almost) tempted to watch just to see him pass out in the heat.

He has passed out in public many times. Usually, it’s just him falling asleep while someone else is talking, but still. It wouldn’t be all that remarkable unless it happened mid-speech.

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2026, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/3208 "2026-07-02T16:56:53Z")

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> [@Frodo](#):
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> If it’s even a bit less jam-packed we could even see Quantum fluctuation

I’d love to see a Republican and Democrat pair spontaneously generate from the 250 Fair vacuum. Would they immediately annihilate each other in a burst of gamma rays?

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2026, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/3209 "2026-07-02T18:41:27Z")

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> [@Atamasama](#):
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> He has passed out in public many times. Usually, it’s just him falling asleep while someone else is talking, but still. It wouldn’t be all that remarkable unless it happened mid-speech.

Just dozing off even if he was passed out, isn’t very rewarding for the spectator. To me, it doesn’t count unless he actually falls down flat on his face.\* That’s what I’m waiting to see. And that will be cause for fireworks!

🎆

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\* Bonus points if he has to be hoisted up by EMTs and carried off on a stretcher. Here at The Home if anyone falls, staff are not allowed to pick them up. We have to call the fire department and they have to send paramedics. I’m guessing that is for liability reasons. Fortunately, we are right next door to a fire station. So this happens around here probably once a month.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2026, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/3210 "2026-07-02T18:52:04Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> Just dozing off even if he was passed out, isn’t very rewarding for the spectator. To me, it doesn’t count unless he actually falls down flat on his face.\*

Well, if he was standing up and yelling into a microphone and passed out, that’s exactly what would happen.

If it happened while he was sitting in a chair, it would be like every other day.

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2026, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/3211 "2026-07-02T19:20:41Z")

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> [@Atamasama](#):
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> Well, if he was standing up and yelling into a microphone and passed out, that’s exactly what would happen.

**THAT’S** what I’m talkin’ 'bout!

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2026, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/3212 "2026-07-02T19:22:28Z")

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(Fingers crossed!)

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2026, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/3213 "2026-07-02T20:51:49Z")

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> [@scudsucker](#):
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> Does he not get any advice, any at all, about how the office of POTUS requires a certain decorum?

😆😂🤣🤪🤑😂😀🤣😆🫣🧐😆😂🤣😂🤣😁🫣😆🤡🤣🤢😅🤣

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**Author:** ![Pleonast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pleonast/32/1183_2.png) [@Pleonast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pleonast)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2026, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/3214 "2026-07-02T21:00:18Z")

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Reported not posting in English.

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**Author:** ![aurora\_maire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aurora_maire/32/328_2.png) [@aurora\_maire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aurora_maire)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2026, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/3215 "2026-07-02T21:26:45Z")

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> [@Gyrate](#):
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> There is a limit of “one bottle of water per person” for attendees on the DC Mall on July 4, when the temp will exceed 100 degrees.

It’s so Trump of him to say he is going to give a long speech to show what he is capable of, while obliviously disregarding how that would affect anyone else there.

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**Author:** ![dtilque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d6d6ee/32.png) [@dtilque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dtilque)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2026, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/3216 "2026-07-02T21:33:17Z")

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> [@Gyrate](#):
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> There is a limit of “one bottle of water per person” for attendees on the DC Mall on July 4, when the temp will exceed 100 degrees.

I wonder who has the bottled water concession at the fair. Probably be charging $10 or more per bottle.

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2026, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/3217 "2026-07-02T21:40:56Z")

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> [@dtilque](#):
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> I wonder who has the bottled water concession at the fair.

Do you **REALLY** have to wonder?

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**Author:** ![dtilque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d6d6ee/32.png) [@dtilque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dtilque)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2026, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/3218 "2026-07-02T21:42:51Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> Do you **REALLY** have to wonder?

Probably wouldn’t be Trump, himself. No doubt some crony or “campaign contributor”.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2026, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/3219 "2026-07-02T21:47:26Z")

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Technically you’re not allowed to post solely in a foreign language, at least not without a translation. That’s not the same as only being allowed to post in English.

A post that’s only a picture, or series of pictures, that’s fine.

Though a picture that has non-English wording on it is a grey area and another reason why I’m glad I’m not a mod.

😆

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2026, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/3220 "2026-07-02T21:58:51Z")

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> [@CairoCarol](#):
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> …So let’s see how our Dear Leader handles the 4th of July speech. In the heat.

In the Freedom 250 thread the prediction was pre-recorded in an air conditioned studio with multiple takes and a lot of editing.

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**Author:** ![DavidNRockies](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidnrockies/32/6279_2.png) [@DavidNRockies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidNRockies)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2026, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/3221 "2026-07-02T22:12:58Z")

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> [@enipla](#):
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> You just know that they will point fans and AC at him. Perhaps from under the stage.

Interesting.

The first thing that came _to my mind_ as possibly lurking under the stage to attend to Trump’s well-being was … Stormy.

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**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2026, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/3222 "2026-07-02T22:34:34Z")

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I wonder if they have generators at the fair. If not, when it’s time for the idiot to speak, everyone in the D.C. area should turn on every appliance they own to the max.

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**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2026, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/3223 "2026-07-02T22:57:48Z")

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That should work anyway, because the generators are probably crap and will break, run out of fuel, be so loud no one can hear themselves think, or any combination of those possibilities.

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**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2026, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/3224 "2026-07-02T23:02:01Z")

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Diabolical!

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