# Trump is dying

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Tags:** trump\
**Created:** [August 27, 2025, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520 "2025-08-27T07:09:39Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2026, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/3245 "2026-07-03T20:48:42Z")

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> [@Frodo](#):
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> Frankly I’m not sure it would be good for him to die tomorrow, at this point he’s more of a drag on the republicans than a boost.

And, with that, I _think_ we’re probably better off with him not kicking the bucket in office. Let the next republican candidates try to campaign with him constantly interfering. He’ll railroad the ones he doesn’t like and “help” the ones he does like. Plus we have to remember, if he dies in the second half of his presidency, we could, potentially, end up with 10 years of President Vance.  
Don’t get me wrong, I’d be happy to see him gone today, but if he hangs on, his meddling with the next election to right’s detriment is at least a silver lining.

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**Author:** ![DigitalC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ebca7d/32.png) [@DigitalC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DigitalC)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2026, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/3246 "2026-07-03T21:04:21Z")

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I just hope it’s not on 4th of July, after that he can kick the bucket at any time.

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**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2026, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/3247 "2026-07-03T21:18:30Z")

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> [@DigitalC](#):
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> I just hope it’s not on 4th of July, after that he can kick the bucket at any time

July 3rd works too. No time like the present.

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**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2026, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/3248 "2026-07-03T21:22:27Z")

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LOL, agreed! Don’t put off till tomorrow what you can do today, sir!

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**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2026, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/3249 "2026-07-03T21:23:00Z")

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I hope it’s on a Monday to take some of the sting out of the start of a work week.

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**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2026, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/3250 "2026-07-03T22:04:25Z")

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> [@LSLGuy](#):
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> Or we may see a large number of busses pull up and all the thousands of “spectators” are under 35, overwhelmingly male, have very short hair, and are all wearing matching sunglasses.

So, military troops ordered to attend? Or comprehensive use of Lindsey Graham’s little black book?

> [@DesertDog](#):
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> In the Freedom 250 thread the prediction was pre-recorded in an air conditioned studio with multiple takes and a lot of editing.

That seems fairly likely. Alternatively, they could completely enclose the space (extending the usual “plexiglass shield”) and pump A/C into it. He’d be at a cool 72 degrees while the attendees struggled with 100.

(@enipla hinted at this solution, too.)

> [@Gyrate](#):
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> The EMTs are going to be busy…

If there are any. Every EMT gets paid out of DONALD’S money, remember. (Which is to say, out of US Government and/or District of Columbia money.) Fewer EMTs means Donald’s accounts stay healthier.

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2026, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/3251 "2026-07-03T22:06:44Z")

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> [@Sherrerd](#):
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> So, military troops ordered to attend?

This.

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**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2026, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/3252 "2026-07-03T22:12:57Z")

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Well, I was probably off-base in thinking that LG’s little black book contained men as old as 35, anyway.

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2026, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/3253 "2026-07-03T22:40:15Z")

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As old as LG is (age 71), the early entries may have been 12 when he met them 50 years ago, but they’re in their 60s now.

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**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2026, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/3254 "2026-07-03T22:44:10Z")

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That’s plausible. There may be quite a range.

But back to the military being ordered to fill out the numbers—there was something approaching a reasonable explanation for them filling out the numbers at the White House Lawn Fight (given that there were storms expected and the likelihood that spectators could have been in at least minor danger of lightning strikes). Maybe it’s the same for tomorrow: let the troops deal with the danger of heatstroke!

But then again: why? Is it important to national security to fake “a crowd” for Donald? Or just important to Donald’s ego?

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2026, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/3255 "2026-07-03T22:51:46Z")

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> [@Sherrerd](#):
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> Is it important to **national security** to fake “a crowd” for Donald? Or just important to **Donald’s ego**?

My bold.

Alas, these days those two things are functionally the same thing.

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2026, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/3256 "2026-07-03T23:15:43Z")

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> [@Sherrerd](#):
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> But then again: why? Is it important to national security to fake “a crowd” for Donald? Or just important to Donald’s ego?

If there’s anything there more important than Trump’s ego he’ll have it found and shot immediately.

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**Author:** ![penultima\_thule](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penultima_thule/32/3833_2.png) [@penultima\_thule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/penultima_thule)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2026, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/3257 "2026-07-04T00:08:50Z")

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> [@Sherrerd](#):
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> Is it important to national security to fake “a crowd” for Donald?

I might have macabrely thought a large outdoor venue tightly crammed with card carrying/voting MAGA supporters and enablers in stifling conditions without respite and consequently asphyxiating in great numbers might be rather helpful to US national security.

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**Author:** ![dougrb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@dougrb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougrb)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2026, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/3258 "2026-07-04T00:18:18Z")

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> [@penultima\_thule](#):
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> tightly crammed with card carrying/voting MAGA supporters

The problem is… even THEY aren’t going to show up.

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**Author:** ![Odesio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/odesio/32/20003_2.png) [@Odesio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odesio)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2026, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/3259 "2026-07-04T00:21:15Z")

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> [@Frodo](#):
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> Frankly I’m not sure it would be good for him to die tomorrow, at this point he’s more of a drag on the republicans than a boost.  
> If he dies they’ll rally around the body and have some hope of energizing their voters.

While I understand where you’re coming from and agree in large part, in light of how much damage Trump can continue doing to the United States, I wonder if that millstone around the Republican necks is worth it. I don’t have a good answer.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2026, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/3260 "2026-07-04T00:40:23Z")

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He’s apparently trying to take his fair attendees with him.

> **['Total disaster' at Trump's fair as scorching heat leaves 7 on 'advanced life...](https://www.rawstory.com/great-american-state-fair-2677157060/)**
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> A reporter braving a blistering heat wave at President Donald Trump's Great American State Fair described chaos at the event as paramedics raced to save attendees, with seven said to be on "advanced life support" in the hospital.Julian Andreone of...

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**Author:** ![Jihi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jihi/32/17768_2.png) [@Jihi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jihi)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2026, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/3261 "2026-07-04T01:30:42Z")

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From Smapti’s link.

> “It really is hectic. It’s chaotic. It’s a total disaster,” Andreone said. “They haven’t planned for this at all.”

Gee… YA THINK?!?

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**Author:** ![DavidNRockies](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidnrockies/32/6279_2.png) [@DavidNRockies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidNRockies)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2026, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/3262 "2026-07-04T01:37:05Z")

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Most popular concession at the event:

```
Batter-Fried Toasted MAGA Lemmings On A Stick

```

I joke, but in so many cases, I see the MAGA folk as victims, too.

But I’m also acutely aware that – at some point – they’re making a conscious decision _not_ to ‘change the channel’ simply because it’s too painful to do so.

Worth repeating:

_“One of the saddest lessons of history is this: If we’ve been bamboozled long enough, we tend to reject any evidence of the bamboozle. We’re no longer interested in finding out the truth. The bamboozle has captured us. It’s simply too painful to acknowledge, even to ourselves, that we’ve been taken. Once you give a charlatan power over you, you almost never get it back.”_

― Carl Sagan

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2026, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/3263 "2026-07-04T01:46:11Z")

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> [@Frodo](#):
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> Frankly I’m not sure it would be good for him to die tomorrow, at this point he’s more of a drag on the republicans than a boost.  
> If he dies they’ll rally around the body and have some hope of energizing their voters.

If he dies before the November election it’ll draw a sympathy vote that benefits MAGA. Not good.

Don’t discount the idea that Trump bragged about making a long speech in 107 degree heat just to troll enemies who hope he drops dead. His remaining sense of self-preservation won’t allow him to take a major risk.

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**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2026, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/3264 "2026-07-04T02:03:50Z")

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I think the damage would continue, inflicted more competently, without Trump.  
At this point the fascist are closing on the prize, only a truly massive electoral repudiation can slow them.

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