# Trump is dying **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [August 27, 2025, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520 "2025-08-27T07:09:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 165
**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2026, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/3285 "2026-07-07T01:22:06Z")
They should’ve changed it to CINCEM ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2026, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/3286 "2026-07-11T00:41:31Z")
Trump is now apparently giving out “in case of my death” instructions. > **[Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com)](https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/post/3mqcn2xdnok23)** > > Trump tells the New York Post that if Iran assassinates him, "I've left instructions to just literally bomb them at levels never seen before" 🙃 [![](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4llrhdclvdlmmynkwsmg5tdc/bafkreiaqwgmfg2azqurni2clvlc2qvsfoo6hq3cvtlgtz4uhs734o5dxr4) ](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4llrhdclvdlmmynkwsmg5tdc/bafkreiaqwgmfg2azqurni2clvlc2qvsfoo6hq3cvtlgtz4uhs734o5dxr4) ---
**Author:** ![OttoDaFe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ottodafe/32/356_2.png) [@OttoDaFe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OttoDaFe)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2026, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/3287 "2026-07-11T00:47:38Z")
So if he chokes on a Big Mac, Tehran is toast? ---
**Author:** ![Askance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/askance/32/8281_2.png) [@Askance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askance)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2026, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/3288 "2026-07-11T01:19:20Z")
**Literally** bomb them? So it’s only been figuratively up til now? ---
**Author:** ![DWMarch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dwmarch/32/1010_2.png) [@DWMarch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DWMarch)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2026, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/3289 "2026-07-11T01:30:30Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > Trump is now apparently giving out “in case of my death” instructions. I think the only thing they will get bombed with is thank you cards. Republicans hate him more than anyone, they are the ones that have to sit in that dirty diaper aura of his and try to tune him out as he endlessly blathers about himself. ---
**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2026, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/3290 "2026-07-11T01:31:52Z")
No, it’s a mistranscription - he wants to **littorally** bomb them. ---
**Author:** ![WOOKINPANUBv.2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wookinpanubv.2/32/3260_2.png) [@WOOKINPANUBv.2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WOOKINPANUBv.2)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2026, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/3291 "2026-07-11T02:15:40Z")
Not only that, but haven’t we already done it at levels that “nobody has ever seen before”, like every other clown show this moron is responsible for? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2026, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/3292 "2026-07-11T02:28:16Z")
But now the Iranians will be extra anxious to make a deal! ---
**Author:** ![leahcim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b4bc9f/32.png) [@leahcim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leahcim)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2026, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/3293 "2026-07-11T03:14:41Z")
> [@WOOKINPANUBv.2](#): > > at levels that “nobody has ever seen before”, Reminds me of “[Kiss me like you’ve never kissed me before](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlZHMGch1pQ)” ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2026, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/3294 "2026-07-11T03:51:11Z")
I’ll bomb them by buying them drinks. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2026, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/3295 "2026-07-11T05:01:10Z")
We’ll bomb them at levels so miniscule that nobody has ever seen them before. And still won’t. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2026, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/3296 "2026-07-11T05:48:56Z")
Oh, someone’s getting bombed if the Iranians assassinate him, and it’s this guy! _[Insert Rick Flair “Wooooo!” here.]_ ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2026, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/3297 "2026-07-11T05:53:54Z")
> [@DWMarch](#): > > Republicans hate him more than anyone, they are the ones that have to sit in that dirty diaper aura of his and try to tune him out as he endlessly blathers about himself. Apparently not or MAGA Mike wouldn’t asking, with that deer-in-the-headlights expression, “What stench?” and more locally, I wouldn’t be seeing all these road signs with _Endorsed by Trump_ for the primary election. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2026, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/3298 "2026-07-11T05:59:12Z")
Have you ever wanted to post something so bad, yet in such egregious violation of the rules? I had to go back and talk to the dogs. They got my back… ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2026, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/3299 "2026-07-11T14:20:56Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > Trump is now apparently giving out “in case of my death” instructions. Kind of waving aside that if he _were_ to perish in any manner fair or foul, _that very instant_ now-president Vance becomes CinC and the Chain of Command will want to hear what are HIS orders. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2026, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/3300 "2026-07-11T14:32:10Z")
To be really safe and sure, Trump should issue a directive that in the event of his untimely death, not only must Iran be bombed into oblivion, all of his bonehead projects MUST go forward to completion, including the ballroom, triumphal arch, expanded D.C. golf course etc. and all will have to be coated with gold (liquid gold to fill the Reflecting Pool) and national holidays to be declared for Trump’s birthday and the date of the election wretches stole from him in 2020. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2026, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/3301 "2026-07-11T14:35:42Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > To be really safe and sure, **Trump should issue a directive** that in the event of his untimely death, not only must Iran be bombed into oblivion, all of his bonehead projects MUST go forward to completion, including the ballroom, triumphal arch, expanded D.C. golf course etc. and all will have to be coated with gold (liquid gold to fill the Reflecting Pool) and national holidays to be declared for Trump’s birthday and the date of the election wretches stole from him in 2020.. My bold. Then the question becomes: _or what?_ ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2026, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/3302 "2026-07-11T14:44:58Z")
If the Dear Leader demands it, Vance and other sycophants must obey, or face the wrath of MAGA. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2026, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/3303 "2026-07-11T14:47:06Z")
> [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](#): > > No, it’s a mistranscription - he wants to **littorally** bomb them. Nothing Mr. Potato Head says holds any water. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2026, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/3304 "2026-07-11T14:48:19Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > If the Dear Leader demands it, Vance and other sycophants must obey, or face the wrath of MAGA. After trump is dead? I don’t think so. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520.md?page=164) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520.md?page=166)