# Trump is dying **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [August 27, 2025, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520 "2025-08-27T07:09:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 177
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2026, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/3525 "2026-07-31T15:07:30Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > Yeah, but this thread is a good outlet. 100%. That’s the point of the Pit itself. That kind of talk is kept here and out of places like P&E. I’m not complaining about the behavior myself, just pointing out the irony of posting to this thread to complain about how it has grown so quickly with little info, when much of that recent growth is from people complaining about it growing so quickly with little info. Every complaint is guilty of doing what the complaint is. 😜 It’s basically a variation of yet another thread that keeps getting bumped by people complaining about why the thread keeps getting bumped. I love it. ---
**Author:** ![dtilque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d6d6ee/32.png) [@dtilque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dtilque)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2026, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/3526 "2026-07-31T15:12:33Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > Other co-conspirators besides the obvious ones like Fauci, Bill Gates and George Soros will include Mossad, James Comey, the Federal Reserve, AOC, the Democratic National Committee, Iran and Communists. And, of course, antifa and the Deep State. ---
**Author:** ![WOOKINPANUBv.2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wookinpanubv.2/32/3260_2.png) [@WOOKINPANUBv.2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WOOKINPANUBv.2)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2026, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/3527 "2026-07-31T16:02:39Z")
Sleepy Joe and Barack _HUSSEIN_ Obama will be implicated somehow. ---
**Author:** ![Odesio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/odesio/32/20003_2.png) [@Odesio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odesio)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2026, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/3528 "2026-07-31T16:24:18Z")
> [@WOOKINPANUBv.2](#): > > People got persecuted for joking when piece of shit Charlie Kirk got knocked off. Will they try to round up all the folks disrespecting Dear Leader? Because I’m afraid I won’t be able to contain my glee. Fuck 'em. I’m not going to be shy about telling them I’m happy that bloated, America-hating fuck-stick is dead. They can piss off with any faux offense they have about propriety and proper respect because they’ve demonstrated they care about neither. ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2026, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/3529 "2026-07-31T16:44:55Z")
> [@Dr.Drake](#): > > We’re all looking forward to it, but I do have some trepidation about how the crazed will react. Agree. My Wife and I are ready. MAGA might just be surprised just how the rest of us will and can react. They believe we are timid and will just roll over. Um no. MAGAs are welcome to crawl back under their rocks, but don’t bother decent people. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2026, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/3530 "2026-07-31T18:20:16Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > > [@ThelmaLou](#): > > > > Yeah, but this thread is a good outlet. > > 100%. That’s the point of the Pit itself. That kind of talk is kept here and out of places like P&E. > > I’m not complaining about the behavior myself, just pointing out the irony of posting to this thread to complain about how it has grown so quickly with little info, when much of that recent growth is from people complaining about it growing so quickly with little info. Every complaint is guilty of doing what the complaint is. > > 😜 > > It’s basically a variation of yet another thread that keeps getting bumped by people complaining about why the thread keeps getting bumped. > > I love it. _[REPLY ALL]_ _This email is not relevant to my situation. Please remove me from your list ._ ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2026, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/3531 "2026-07-31T18:21:11Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > This email is not relevant to my situation. Please remove me from your list . Confirmed good email address… Add this to our Stage 2 group of contacts for distribution. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2026, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/3532 "2026-07-31T18:32:01Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > possibly kicking our dogs My dog kicks me. ---
**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2026, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/3533 "2026-07-31T18:36:13Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > _[REPLY ALL]_ > > _This email is not relevant to my situation. Please remove me from your list ._ Stop replying to all!!! ---
**Author:** ![Ancient\_Nerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed655f/32.png) [@Ancient\_Nerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ancient_Nerd)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2026, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/3534 "2026-07-31T19:30:26Z")
> [@Baker](#): > > if he dies Vance will be President. I was one of Spiro Agnew’s nattering nabobs of negativism. ---
**Author:** ![OttoDaFe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ottodafe/32/356_2.png) [@OttoDaFe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OttoDaFe)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2026, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/3535 "2026-07-31T20:17:55Z")
I still am. ---
**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2026, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/3536 "2026-07-31T21:03:26Z")
> [@Gatopescado](#): > > > [@ThelmaLou](#): > > > > possibly kicking our dogs > > My dog kicks me. In Soviet Russia… ---
**Author:** ![Sylvanz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Sylvanz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylvanz)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2026, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/3537 "2026-07-31T22:39:38Z")
I’d like to see him tumble pumpkin head over bloated cankles down the stairway of his Katari Air Force One. Maybe he could do so while fumbling with an umbrella that he obviously has no idea how to use. I mean as far as accidents go, it couldn’t be anymore public than that. It would also be pretty humiliating and spectacular. A girl can dream. ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2026, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/3538 "2026-07-31T22:55:12Z")
I like it. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2026, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/3539 "2026-07-31T23:10:39Z")
> [@Sylvanz](#): > > Maybe he could do so while fumbling with an umbrella that he obviously has no idea how to use. That umbrella he got as a gift from Vlad? Hehe. ☂ ---
**Author:** ![OttoDaFe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ottodafe/32/356_2.png) [@OttoDaFe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OttoDaFe)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2026, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/3540 "2026-07-31T23:13:43Z")
Along with a tea set and an assortment of “specially formulated” teas. Which he’s never used because there isn’t a Diet Coke blend. ---
**Author:** ![BostonBlue](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bostonblue/32/21570_2.png) [@BostonBlue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BostonBlue)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2026, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/3541 "2026-07-31T23:13:59Z")
With the umbrella popping open automatically, just after splashdown… ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2026, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/3542 "2026-08-01T00:43:20Z")
> [@dtilque](#): > > > [@Jackmannii](#): > > > > Other co-conspirators besides the obvious ones like Fauci, Bill Gates and George Soros will include Mossad, James Comey, the Federal Reserve, AOC, the Democratic National Committee, Iran and Communists. > > And, of course, antifa and the Deep State. Is it really a conspiracy when _everyone_ hates you? ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2026, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/3543 "2026-08-01T00:52:04Z")
The latest Trump merch is here! Get your Presidential Neck Vag before they’re gone! > **[Adam Parkhomenko (@adamparkhomenko.bsky.social)](https://bsky.app/profile/adamparkhomenko.bsky.social/post/3mrxt5wizfc2k)** > > Oh my god ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2026, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/3544 "2026-08-01T01:00:19Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > kicking our dogs. Okay, not that last one. I got a dog and named it Trump just so I could do that. I kid, I kid. > [@Odesio](#): > > They can piss off with any faux offense they have about propriety and proper respect because they’ve demonstrated they care about neither. To borrow a phrase, “Fuck your feelings.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520.md?page=176) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520.md?page=178)