# Trump is dying **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [August 27, 2025, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520 "2025-08-27T07:09:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 186
**Author:** ![Ancient\_Nerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed655f/32.png) [@Ancient\_Nerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ancient_Nerd)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2026, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/3705 "2026-09-04T08:16:34Z")
Only deceased people are supposed to appear on US Money. el donald just issued a dollar coin with his picture on it. ---
**Author:** ![dtilque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d6d6ee/32.png) [@dtilque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dtilque)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2026, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/3706 "2026-09-04T13:29:41Z")
> [@Ancient\_Nerd](#): > > Only deceased people are supposed to appear on US Money. Someone from Portland filed a lawsuit about this earlier this year. Unfortunately, a court (I forget whether district, appeals, or Supreme court) ruled he didn’t have standing. I’m not sure who would have standing then. You’d think any US citizen would. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2026, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/3707 "2026-09-04T13:34:09Z")
> [@Ancient\_Nerd](#): > > Only deceased people are supposed to appear on US Money. el donald just issued a dollar coin with his picture on it. Obviously, Trump is dead and the person living in the White House is a phony. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2026, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/3708 "2026-09-04T13:52:13Z")
Or a zombie. ---
**Author:** ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2026, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/3709 "2026-09-04T14:04:37Z")
Then why did he surround himself with so few brains? Rich and creamy brains… ---
**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2026, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/3710 "2026-09-04T14:25:36Z")
May be he likes is brains unused, frequently exercised brains are too stringy or something? ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2026, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/3711 "2026-09-04T14:52:28Z")
I will refuse to accept it. It’s not legal tender. ---
**Author:** ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2026, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/3712 "2026-09-04T14:59:49Z")
Mmm, yes. Brains are tender, too. ---
**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2026, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/3713 "2026-09-04T15:36:36Z")
How do you know!? Backs away slowly… (joking, I have actually eaten brains (cow brains, not human!) and they can be described as “tender”, though “slimey” would be more appropiate, I think) ---
**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2026, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/3714 "2026-09-04T15:42:02Z")
> [@ASL\_v2.0](#): > > Then why did he surround himself with so few brains? Rich and creamy brains… Reminds me of the setup to an old joke-- what’s worse than biting into a brain and finding a brainworm? ---
**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2026, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/3715 "2026-09-04T15:45:08Z")
> [@solost](#): > > what’s worse than biting into a brain and finding a brainworm? The Holocaust. ---
**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2026, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/3716 "2026-09-04T16:03:01Z")
I was thinking ‘the MAHA diet’, but yeah, yours is worse. ---
**Author:** ![Ancient\_Nerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed655f/32.png) [@Ancient\_Nerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ancient_Nerd)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2026, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/3717 "2026-09-04T18:37:46Z")
> [@Frodo](#): > > I have actually eaten brains (cow brains, not human!) and they can be described as “tender”, though “slimey” would be more appropiate, I think It took me about two meals for the thought of it to sink in. ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2026, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/3718 "2026-09-04T19:01:20Z")
> [@Frodo](#): > > cow brains, not human! The menu was not specific. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2026, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/3719 "2026-09-04T20:37:43Z")
Wait a minute, someone is dumb enough to pay more than a dollar for a Trump dollar and then spend it? ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2026, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/3720 "2026-09-04T21:18:25Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > Wait a minute, someone is dumb enough to pay more than a dolIar for a Trump dollar and then spend it? Y’all ain’t from around here, is ya? ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2026, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/3721 "2026-09-04T21:20:47Z")
They let these people VOTE? Note that the above comment is rhetorical. ---
**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2026, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/3722 "2026-09-04T21:21:55Z")
“Finding half a worm” is the generally-accepted answer, I believe. ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2026, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/3723 "2026-09-04T21:22:50Z")
You can spot 'em by the red hats. ---
**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2026, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/3724 "2026-09-04T21:24:00Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > Wait a minute, someone is dumb enough to pay more than a dollar for a Trump dollar and then spend it? Maybe they know the check-out clerk at a particular store is a non-fan of Donald. So forcing said clerk to accept a Donald “gold” coin is Owning A Lib (and thus worth paying extra to do). [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520.md?page=185) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520.md?page=187)