# Trump is dying

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Tags:** trump
**Created:** [August 27, 2025, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520 "2025-08-27T07:09:39Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)
#### Post date: [September 2, 2025, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/361 "2025-09-02T20:53:09Z")

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> [@kenobi\_65](#):
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> Huntsville, Alabama (where he wants to move Space Force HQ to) has been already called “Rocket City” since the 1950s, due to its continuing role as a hub for NASA and its predecessor agencies.

I thought that was Madison, Alabama, where the Trash Pandas play.

> **[Rocket City Trash Pandas](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rocket_City_Trash_Pandas)**
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> The Rocket City Trash Pandas are a Minor League Baseball team of the Southern League and the Double-A affiliate of the Los Angeles Angels. They are located in Madison, Alabama, and play their home games at Toyota Field.
> In November 2017, BallCorps LLC purchased the Southern League's Mobile BayBears from owners Michael Savit and HWS Group for the purpose of relocating the team to Madison, Alabama, in 2020. Upon relocation, the team was renamed the Rocket City Trash Pandas. The name is a referen...

ETA: I see that Madison is part of the Huntsville metropolitan area.

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### Author: ![ShadowFacts](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shadowfacts/32/2934_2.png) [@ShadowFacts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShadowFacts)
#### Post date: [September 2, 2025, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/362 "2025-09-02T20:58:07Z")

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The premise of this thread is dying much faster than Trump (sadly).

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### Author: ![robby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robby/32/11048_2.png) [@robby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robby)
#### Post date: [September 2, 2025, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/363 "2025-09-02T21:02:02Z")

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> [@ShadowFacts](#):
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> The premise of this thread is dying much faster than Trump (sadly).

Right, every time I see a new post I get my hopes up and eagerly open the thread, only to see them dashed by talk about the Space Force and Huntsville, Alabama.

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### Author: ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)
#### Post date: [September 2, 2025, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/364 "2025-09-02T21:35:25Z")

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> [@DavidNRockies](#):
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> There’s absolutely no photographic evidence of that.
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> Her knuckles drag.

The tattoo must have worn off then…

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### Author: ![scudsucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scudsucker/32/14101_2.png) [@scudsucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scudsucker)
#### Post date: [September 2, 2025, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/365 "2025-09-02T21:55:17Z")

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> [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](#):
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> Gawd, I hate that smirk.

It is the “punchable face” prototype. Even if I supported the idiot, I would still want to punch him.

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### Author: ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)
#### Post date: [September 2, 2025, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/366 "2025-09-02T22:13:44Z")

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So, that’s not libel…?

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### Author: ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)
#### Post date: [September 2, 2025, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/367 "2025-09-02T22:50:41Z")

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Good question. IANAL.

Here is a page that talks about the potential liability if AI posts some damaging and false information about someone:

> **[When Artificial Intelligence Defames You, Who's Liable?](https://www.nolo.com/legal-encyclopedia/artificial-intelligence-defamation-and-libel-is-anyone-liable.html)**
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> Find out if AI can defame someone based on current defamation laws, potential parties that you can look to for damages, and your legal options.

This is further complicated by the fact that the AI isn’t creating the content, just choosing it to host on Yahoo. But that doesn’t necessarily shield Yahoo either.

Again, IANAL. It seems like a tricky subject and I’m not sure if that particular situation has ever been tested in court.

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### Author: ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)
#### Post date: [September 2, 2025, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/368 "2025-09-02T22:54:03Z")

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> [@DavidNRockies](#):
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> Tina Peters:

> [@DavidNRockies](#):
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> Kilmar Abrego Garcia:

> [@DavidNRockies](#):
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> I’ll take your questions now.

Thanks. I always get those two mixed up.

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> [@Atamasama](#):
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> > [@Spoons](#):
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> > So the Space Force (is that really necessary?) is moving to Huntsville, Alabama.
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> That’s it.

IOW nothingberder.

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### Author: ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)
#### Post date: [September 2, 2025, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/369 "2025-09-02T23:06:20Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> IOW nothingberder.

Yup.

“Look, a monkey!”

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### Author: ![DWMarch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dwmarch/32/1010_2.png) [@DWMarch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DWMarch)
#### Post date: [September 2, 2025, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/370 "2025-09-02T23:10:07Z")

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How did we end up in the timeline where we can’t have nice things? Trump, over the course of a week leaves compelling evidence all over the place that tells us he has had a significant stroke and then he pops back up in true see you next Tuesday fashion like a cartoon character that is immune to peril. Jesus Fucking Christ. Well, maybe like Jesus, a severe stroke will come like a thief in the night. All we can do is hope that it won’t take as long.

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### Author: ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)
#### Post date: [September 2, 2025, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/371 "2025-09-02T23:19:18Z")

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> [@DWMarch](#):
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> a severe stroke

As I was waking up this morning, I thought a lightning strike (on live TV) would be nice. And it would send a Message.

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### Author: ![OttoDaFe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ottodafe/32/356_2.png) [@OttoDaFe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OttoDaFe)
#### Post date: [September 3, 2025, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/372 "2025-09-03T00:08:36Z")

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And Empty Greene will immediately blame it on Jewish Space Lasers. And George Soros.

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### Author: ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)
#### Post date: [September 3, 2025, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/373 "2025-09-03T01:07:28Z")

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> [@asterion](#):
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> It’s something I’ve never quite understood. Space Command was needed, of course, but I’ve never quite understood the logic that it needed to be its own uniformed branch separate from the Air Force

That one, I do understand. He did it to distract away from the new branch of the military we actually do need, the Cyber Force, because that’s where his boss is most effectively waging war against us.

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#### Post date: [September 3, 2025, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/374 "2025-09-03T02:17:14Z")

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We have that branch. It’s called the NSA

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### Author: ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)
#### Post date: [September 3, 2025, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/375 "2025-09-03T02:28:43Z")

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> [@OttoDaFe](#):
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> And Empty Greene will immediately blame it on Jewish Space Lasers.

Do I Really have to think of that fender headed, three toed, health club whoring bitch?

So much for dinner appetite…

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### Author: ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)
#### Post date: [September 3, 2025, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/376 "2025-09-03T03:34:39Z")

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PS- As far as I can tell, Rump is only in charge of two things.

Jack and Shit.

…and Jack left town.

> **[Ciattarelli Rallies on The Shore Before Heading to Israel - Insider NJ](https://www.insidernj.com/ciattarelli-rallies-on-the-shore-before-heading-to-israel/)**
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> SEASIDE HEIGHTS – A blue sky, a bright sun and waves crashing on the beach nearby. Saturday was a great day to be on the Jersey Shore and Jack Ciattarelli had a great view of it all from the upstairs patio of the Beachcomber...

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### Author: ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)
#### Post date: [September 3, 2025, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/377 "2025-09-03T04:28:13Z")

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> [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](#):
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> PS- As far as I can tell, Rump is only in charge of two things.
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> Jack and Shit.

He ain’t in charge of Jack!

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### Author: ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)
#### Post date: [September 3, 2025, 7:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/378 "2025-09-03T07:49:11Z")

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> [@Atamasama](#):
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> He ain’t in charge of Jack!

He Owns Jack Shit’arelli…

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### Author: ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)
#### Post date: [September 3, 2025, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/379 "2025-09-03T17:29:59Z")

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> [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](#):
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> Do I Really have to think of that fender headed, three toed, health club whoring bitch?

[Moderating]  
As part of our ongoing efforts to reduce the level of misogyny across the entire Board, please avoid using highly gendered insults like “whoring bitch,” even when discussing the worst examples of humanity, like Marjorie Taylor Greene.

No warning issued.  
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### Author: ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)
#### Post date: [September 3, 2025, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/380 "2025-09-03T18:00:00Z")

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Agreed. That said, she SA and SH male members at her gym to the point where the owner had to suspend her membership just to protect the male members. It’s just one of the points claimed by her spouse in her divorce… so… maybe if I just called her a fender-headed three-toed monster instead…?

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