# Trump is dying
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Tags:** trump
**Created:** [August 27, 2025, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520 "2025-08-27T07:09:39Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@bordelond](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bordelond)
#### Post date: [September 3, 2025, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/381 "2025-09-03T18:22:35Z")
> [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](#):
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> … she SA and SH male members at her gym …
A polite request to explain the abbreviations? Much obliged.
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### Author:  [@Gorsnak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorsnak)
#### Post date: [September 3, 2025, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/382 "2025-09-03T18:25:04Z")
I’m presuming sexual assault and sexual harrassment
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### Author:  [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)
#### Post date: [September 3, 2025, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/383 "2025-09-03T18:47:12Z")
You wouldn’t think that a woman could be a sexually aggressive Rapist.
You’d be wrong.
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### Author:  [@Sylvanz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylvanz)
#### Post date: [September 3, 2025, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/384 "2025-09-03T20:18:08Z")
I bet she’d tell you she’s being a, “strong woman", and they just don’t know how to handle that.
She’s a creep and a piece of shit, and I hate her, “strong woman,” garbage.
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### Author:  [@Humanity4](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Humanity4)
#### Post date: [September 28, 2025, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/385 "2025-09-28T20:27:36Z")
It’s sad but true this is where we are at as humans wishing some one farewell to not be on this side anymore . but I can’t tell you just how much I wish this POS just suffer miserably. Every day I wake up I’m mentally exhausted by the whole administration. Evil never wins it can only go so far so his clock is ticking slower and slower. Ole happy days when that clock stops
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### Author:  [@Broomstick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broomstick)
#### Post date: [September 28, 2025, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/386 "2025-09-28T21:34:28Z")
I don’t know if Trump is actively dying right now because I’m not a doctor and I’m certainly not his doctor, but I’ve seen some footage where it sure looks to me like he could be having [TIAs.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transient_ischemic_attack#TIA_vis-%C3%A0-vis_mimics) In particular, instances where it looks like half his face is starting to melt.
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### Author:  [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)
#### Post date: [September 28, 2025, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/387 "2025-09-28T23:07:31Z")
This just in: Generalissimo Donaldo trumpo is still…dying.
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### Author:  [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)
#### Post date: [September 28, 2025, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/388 "2025-09-28T23:36:20Z")
> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#):
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> Generalissimo Donaldo trumpo is still…dying
Yes, but the fucker is still alive.
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### Author:  [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)
#### Post date: [September 29, 2025, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/389 "2025-09-29T00:51:41Z")
> [@Railer13](#):
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> Yes, but the fucker is still alive.
“No, I am Not chipping in for flowers and a card.”
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### Author:  [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)
#### Post date: [September 29, 2025, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/390 "2025-09-29T05:00:25Z")
> [@Humanity4](#):
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> It’s sad but true this is where we are at as humans wishing some one farewell to not be on this side anymore
But what else is humanity four?
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### Author:  [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)
#### Post date: [September 29, 2025, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/391 "2025-09-29T05:51:51Z")
What comes after humanities one through three. Or, if we’re following Rambo numbering, (1) first blood, (2) humanity: first blood part 2, and (3) humanity three. Although I guess, technically, the fourth installment (colloquially known, as you say, as “humanity four”) really ought to be just plain old… _humanity_.
Oh, the _humanities_…
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### Author:  [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)
#### Post date: [September 29, 2025, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/392 "2025-09-29T05:58:31Z")
> [@asterion](#):
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> I’m willing to believe that it made sense like splitting off the Army Air Force if someone could make the case but I’ve never seen anyone actually try.
I’ll give it a shot…
There is no air in space. So, can’t be part of the Air Force. Of course, that idiot wouldn’t understand that, so I got nuthin’.
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### Author:  [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)
#### Post date: [September 29, 2025, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/393 "2025-09-29T13:12:30Z")
> [@Gatopescado](#):
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> There is no air in space.
There’s an air in space _museum_…
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### Author:  [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)
#### Post date: [September 29, 2025, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/394 "2025-09-29T16:53:29Z")
Apparently Trump can’t remember that he _didn’t_ make a video about “medbeds” - the conspiracy theory about magical beds that reverse aging, and grow back limbs!
This AI-generated video features AI Laura Trump and AI Donald Trump touting the MedBed. Old Donny-boy posted it on his failing social media site, I guess because he is proud of it. Others in his circle rushed to take it down.
_Weekend at Donny’s_ has been happening for quite a while now, I fear. I wonder why he hasn’t been using his MedBed?
> **[Donald Trump’s ‘MedBed’ Video Comes Under Scrutiny](https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trumps-medbed-video-comes-under-scrutiny-10795782)**
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> Supporters of the 'MedBed' conspiracy theory believe the technology cures all ills, but is being kept secret by the elite.
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### Author:  [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)
#### Post date: [September 29, 2025, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/395 "2025-09-29T18:08:21Z")
> [@Rebo](#):
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> This AI-generated video features AI Laura Trump and AI Donald Trump touting the MedBed. Old Donny-boy posted it on his failing social media site, I guess because he is proud of it. Others in his circle rushed to take it down.
That is fucking hilarious. I imagine he has staff literally pulling their hair out and chugging antacid medicine trying to do constant damage control for Baby Huey.
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### Author:  [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)
#### Post date: [September 30, 2025, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/396 "2025-09-30T05:13:31Z")
Depends on your pronunciation.
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### Author:  [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)
#### Post date: [September 30, 2025, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/397 "2025-09-30T16:42:47Z")
> [@Rebo](#):
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> “medbeds” - the conspiracy theory about magical beds that reverse aging, and grow back limbs!
Sound suspiciously like Niven’s Known Space “Autodocs”. With a whiff of Boosterspice. Are nannites involved?
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### Author:  [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)
#### Post date: [September 30, 2025, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/398 "2025-09-30T17:15:10Z")
> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#):
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> Are nannites involved?
It’s worse. The belief is that all illness and injury is caused by some energy life force being damaged, and can be repaired with the proper frequencies. Like Deepak Chopra’s “quantum healing” bullshit without the meditation.
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### Author:  [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)
#### Post date: [September 30, 2025, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/399 "2025-09-30T17:17:29Z")
> [@Atamasama](#):
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> The belief is that all illness and injury is caused by some energy life force being damaged,
Thetans?
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### Author:  [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)
#### Post date: [September 30, 2025, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/400 "2025-09-30T17:18:27Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#):
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> Thetans?
I’m sure it’s close enough for Scientologists to steal the idea if they haven’t already. As far as I know they’re already doing it.
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