# Trump is dying

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Tags:** trump
**Created:** [August 27, 2025, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520 "2025-08-27T07:09:39Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![chappachula](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d2c977/32.png) [@chappachula](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chappachula)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2025, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/421 "2025-10-06T05:35:08Z")

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> [@Atamasama](#):
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> > [@Jeff\_Lichtman](#):
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> > We don’t know what other parts of him are bruised.
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> Ego

Thanks for a good laugh!  
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But if I may suggest a realistic medical issue:  
The bruise on his hand seems similar to bruises I have seen on people who take blood thinner medicine.  
Has anybody else noticed this?

With blood thinners, any small bump leaves a bruise. But it seems like a person appearing in public could easily cover up the bruise with a little make up.

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### Author: ![aurora\_maire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aurora_maire/32/328_2.png) [@aurora\_maire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aurora_maire)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2025, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/422 "2025-10-06T05:52:40Z")

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> [@Jeff\_Lichtman](#):
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> That could be why he has bruised hands.

This is my hand today after getting an IV stick last Wednesday. He is definitely getting some meds by IV. This was the first time I’ve had one in my hand and I can’t believe how discolored it still is. No makeup for me though.

[![](https://i.imgur.com/oczrfII.jpg) ](https://i.imgur.com/oczrfII.jpg)

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### Author: ![scudsucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scudsucker/32/14101_2.png) [@scudsucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scudsucker)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2025, 9:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/423 "2025-10-06T09:44:56Z")

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> [@Jeff\_Lichtman](#):
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> We don’t know what other parts of him are bruised.

We can make an educational guess - although I am not a doctor, this is not medical advice, etc, etc - I suggest his ego has been severely bruised.

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### Author: ![puzzlegal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/puzzlegal/32/3827_2.png) [@puzzlegal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/puzzlegal)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2025, 11:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/424 "2025-10-06T11:16:28Z")

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When my mother was old, she bruised very easily. She has marks like that all the time. Even when she stopped taking blood thinners. Even when she wasn’t getting IV drugs. Her skin was just fragile.

That fragility had nothing to do with what ultimately killed her.

Yes, the guy is old. Yes, he’s in bad shape on lots of ways, including cognitively. Maybe he’s at deaths door. But i don’t think we have any real evidence for it.

(I’m told that Google AI will not speculate on the cognitive health of our current president, by the way.)

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### Author: ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2025, 11:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/425 "2025-10-06T11:27:36Z")

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Not soon enough. That’s my reaction to the thread title every time I see it.

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### Author: ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2025, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/426 "2025-10-06T13:09:54Z")

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> [@puzzlegal](#):
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> But i don’t think we have any real evidence for it.

If They don’t need it for anything, neither do we.

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### Author: ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2025, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/427 "2025-10-06T14:55:35Z")

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> [@ASL\_v2.0](#):
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> On that note, October 10 could be the day his (and our) suffering ends. I figure when the Nobel Peace prize gets announced and it goes to the January 6 Committee, Trump will stroke out and die.

OMG, that’s my birthday. A special present? For me?

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### Author: ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2025, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/428 "2025-10-06T15:05:11Z")

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Trump’s brain will go/is going/has gone long before the rest of him. Crisis stage within two years, with half of the administration sycophants trying to cover for him like Woodrow Wilson’s wife did for Wilson after his stroke, and the other half greedily snatching at extra bits of power.

You think the circus is bad now…

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### Author: ![ShadowFacts](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shadowfacts/32/2934_2.png) [@ShadowFacts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShadowFacts)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2025, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/429 "2025-10-06T16:24:03Z")

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This is the thread that keeps on not giving …

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### Author: ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2025, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/430 "2025-10-06T16:27:48Z")

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I fear the extremism would grow even more if Trump dies, as each candidate to the MAGA throne competes with the others to show he (and it will be a he) is the true heir.

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### Author: ![Jasmine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jasmine/32/2964_2.png) [@Jasmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jasmine)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2025, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/431 "2025-10-06T16:29:26Z")

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> [@puzzlegal](#):
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> (I’m told that Google AI will not speculate on the cognitive health of our current president, by the way.)

If AI understands the concept of PC, it is truly sentient. LOL

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### Author: ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2025, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/432 "2025-10-06T17:51:35Z")

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> [@BlankSlate](#):
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> OMG, that’s my birthday. A special present? For me?

You deserve it. We all do!

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### Author: ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2025, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/433 "2025-10-06T18:00:55Z")

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> [@Dung\_Beetle](#):
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> We all do!

Trump most of all.

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### Author: ![puzzlegal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/puzzlegal/32/3827_2.png) [@puzzlegal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/puzzlegal)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2025, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/434 "2025-10-06T18:08:04Z")

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Err, pretty sure it’s humans at Google who made that decision.

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### Author: ![Jasmine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jasmine/32/2964_2.png) [@Jasmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jasmine)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2025, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/435 "2025-10-06T18:09:11Z")

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I figured, to be honest, but I had to make a wise crack. 😉

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### Author: ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2025, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/436 "2025-10-06T18:09:37Z")

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That google’s AI wouldn’t answer questions about Trump’s mental health but would for Biden was making the rounds a few days ago.

> **[Google AI appears to block results for ‘Trump cognitive decline’ but not Biden](https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/us-politics/google-trump-ai-search-cognitive-decline-biden-b2837381.html)**
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> Google appears to have blocked certain artificial intelligence search results for queries about President Donald Trump’s mental acuity

[![](https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/cZjhavS.uUEzwK846haXFw--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTI0MDA7aD0xMzMyO2NmPXdlYnA-/https://media.zenfs.com/en/thedailybeast.com/b4177468bebca27bb91dc9122e342048) ](https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/cZjhavS.uUEzwK846haXFw--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTI0MDA7aD0xMzMyO2NmPXdlYnA-/https://media.zenfs.com/en/thedailybeast.com/b4177468bebca27bb91dc9122e342048)

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### Author: ![puzzlegal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/puzzlegal/32/3827_2.png) [@puzzlegal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/puzzlegal)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2025, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/437 "2025-10-06T18:20:20Z")

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The version i heard is that it would discuss all the past presidents

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### Author: ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2025, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/438 "2025-10-06T18:26:21Z")

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> [@puzzlegal](#):
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> it would discuss all the past presidents

He is a past president, dammit!

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### Author: ![knavette57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knavette57/32/3871_2.png) [@knavette57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knavette57)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2025, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/439 "2025-10-06T18:53:07Z")

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The day it moves out of the BBQ Pit, will be a day we can assume it is true.

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### Author: ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2025, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/440 "2025-10-06T19:01:51Z")

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How do you figure out if a moron has dementia?

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