# Trump is dying **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [August 27, 2025, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520 "2025-08-27T07:09:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 32
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2025, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/622 "2025-10-13T23:30:28Z")
> [@bobsmom101](#): > > Still screwed up. I tried to make small caps but Discourse isn’t recognizing the formatting, plus the markup window has disappeared so I can’t even proofread what I typed. Oh well, my apologies! I shared how to do this in a post in this thread yesterday: > [@Trump is dying](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/583): > > Use the “Small” command – put the word “small”, bracketed by \< \>, in front of your small text, then the word “/small”, again bracketed by \< \>, after your small text. ---
**Author:** ![bobsmom101](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobsmom101/32/2867_2.png) [@bobsmom101](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobsmom101)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2025, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/623 "2025-10-13T23:30:29Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > ł ₩ØɄⱠĐ₦’₮ ₮ØɄ₵Ⱨ ₮Ⱨ₳₮ ₩ł₮Ⱨ ₳ ₮Ɇ₦ ₣ØØ₮ ₴₵Ɏ₮ⱧɆ. DAMMIT How come you get all those neato fonts and I can’t even make the print small reliably? (though it lets me do it now.) And good work channeling DEATH\ **Author:** ![bobsmom101](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobsmom101/32/2867_2.png) [@bobsmom101](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobsmom101)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2025, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/624 "2025-10-13T23:32:32Z") Yeah, I read your instructions and tried several times to follow them, even went to the “test” thread. It works _sometimes_. ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2025, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/625 "2025-10-13T23:33:15Z")
If only ---
**Author:** ![Pork\_Rind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pork_rind/32/111_2.png) [@Pork\_Rind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pork_Rind)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2025, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/626 "2025-10-13T23:33:55Z")
Ị̵̧̨̨̹͓̩̥͙̦̗̘͙̯̝̪͚̄̈͋̈̿̔͗̓͋́̚̚͝ ̵͈̞͛̽t̷̡̧̮̟͈͎͈̹̯̦̫̥͔̖̹̃̿̈́͋͒̈̂́͘͘ͅh̴̨̙͙̪͔̹̹͓̭̮̮͓͇̪͍̾̊̈́͆̿̉̾͒̀̏̎͘͜ī̵̢̨͓̪̫̞̮͚͉̲̹̟̯͍̀̀̎̊̏̈́͋̄͠ṋ̷͎̼̪̬͕̻̀͘k̶͔̞̯͎̟̬̖͍͙͈̀͜ ̴̛͙͍͖͙̄̃͂̔̐̐͊̊̑̈́͂̚̚͠t̶̬̗̤͎̬͙̐͒̅̎̂͜͠ḩ̴͕̝̰͎͖̟̦̣̭̬͖̤̤̮̽̿͆̒̋̀͝͝ͅé̵͚̭̟̻̦͎̼̠̝̩̜̭̼̱ ̶̩̜͉̙͙̤̙͍̋̓G̵̡̻̒̄͛̍̔̍̂͆̎͛̉̊̊̌̀͘͝r̵̡͕͇̍͘i̸̢̡̹̝̙̺͉̫̲͕͓͌̕m̵̩̍̅̉̉̓͌̽̈́̇̈̈́ ̷̥̝͋̀̋̆͋̈̆̅̎͠͝R̷̮̻̘̩̈́͒̂̍͐͗̍͒̓̔͜e̶̻̙̣̤͓̪̍̈́̉͋̆̋̓̐́̃͐͠͠ä̴̢͚̩̭̺͓̹̻̬̫̯̘̗̼́̔̇̇͐̔̄͜͝͠͝͝p̴̡̦̪̼̱̠̙̺̟͈̭͌́̆è̴̜͍͔̳͎̬̫̓̿̈̓̂̈̿̃̔̌͜͝r̶̪̟̮̳̮̯̟̊̃̅ͅ ̷̛̼͖͎̮̺͓̫̌̆͑͗́̾͂̉̍̈́̈́͘̚͜ṫ̶̙̳̯͚̭̻̼̳̰͙̞͈͆̇̈́̉́̿͛̀͒͋̄͗͆̑̕ỳ̴̡̭̗̫̮̰͉̜͇̽̒͌̂̿͆̽͋̑̉̚͝͠p̴̛̛̗̜̖͋ẹ̸̢͈͍̦̠̪̼̈͌̒̔̍̓̔̋̚̚ş̷̠͎̯͈̯͙͙̮̤͔͓̻̣̙̝̑̽͒̈́͌̔͂̓̃͌̂͂̔̃̊̈́͝ͅ ̵̧͎̻̠͓̬̬̱̘̫̥̥̐̽̎̉̽͊̚ͅṁ̵̞̥̘̹̤̭̄͊́̈́̓̏ǒ̸͎̊̈́͆͛̀͌͑̊̑͘̚r̸̭̜͖͙̉e̷͔̹̋̋́̈̈́̄̂̊̽̆̾̃̊̐̕͠ ̴̡͈̳͈̪̜̦̙̫̻̭͖͍̼̗̰̏͂͂̉̈̍͐̂̐̏͐͒͝l̶̢̡̬͛͜͝į̸͖̮̬͚̹̦̺͍͆̈́̋̅͒̀͘k̶̢̠̭̱̹̬̙̱̿̚ę̷̣͎̙́̀́̿͊́̽̈͋̑̅̿̈́͘͠ ̴̡̠̪̞̰͍͎̖̺͖̝̹̞̙̝̏̓͋̈́̊̒͊̒̆̍̈̅̉͘͝ţ̷̼̹̪̺͕̟̖̘̽̃̿̄̉̄̓̉͘͜͝ͅh̶̙̽̊̉̿́̆̓̇̆̊͠í̸̧͉̙̟̪͎̝̫̗̫̪̓̈́͗͛͝͝s̴̛̼͎͎̘̱̰̔̆̅́̌̽̒̿̐͠.̴̹̖̦͖̹̳̭̣͚̪̀̑̈̈́̄̾̉̎̄̎͐̚ ̵̧̱̩̖͎̻͓̠̜̫̰̌̌͗̈́͋͌̂̇ ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2025, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/627 "2025-10-13T23:38:14Z")
> [@bobsmom101](#): > > How come you get all those neato fonts and I can’t even make the print small reliably? I Googled for a web site to generate creepy text then copied-and-pasted. I wasn’t sure it would work, but there you go. ---
**Author:** ![Toxgoddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f08c70/32.png) [@Toxgoddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toxgoddess)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2025, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/628 "2025-10-14T01:28:29Z")
Death: I DON’T REALLY WANT YOU EITHER BUT RULES ARE RULES. ---
**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2025, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/629 "2025-10-14T02:37:15Z")
> [@bobsmom101](#): > > it would be amusing to speculate what DEATH will say to the CFSG when he finally nabs him. Could he get Ali Larter (with a cheap gold cross) to play Pam Bondi? That way he could get the whole administration… ---
**Author:** ![DWMarch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dwmarch/32/1010_2.png) [@DWMarch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DWMarch)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2025, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/630 "2025-10-14T02:37:55Z")
The Grim Reaper: Hurry the fuck up, your buddy Epstein is waiting for you and I’m tired of that creep hound dogging me. ---
**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2025, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/631 "2025-10-14T02:45:13Z")
To quote a post I made in another thread: ““I’m a ghost now, Donald. So what goes up … it’s Never coming down again !” https://www.youtube.com/embed/gAkEh_Hl_F8?feature=oembed&wmode=opaque&list=RDgAkEh_Hl_F8 > **[Imgflip](https://imgflip.com/i/a90msz)** ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2025, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/632 "2025-10-14T03:22:30Z")
“Sorry I’m late.” ---
**Author:** ![dtilque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d6d6ee/32.png) [@dtilque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dtilque)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2025, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/633 "2025-10-14T03:43:30Z")
> [@bobsmom101](#): > > plus the markup window has disappeared so I can’t even proofread what I typed. To get the preview window, click on the A in the upper left corner of the Reply window. ---
**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2025, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/634 "2025-10-14T07:25:25Z")
AI as modern-day spirit photography! I’m ok with that. ---
**Author:** ![vbob](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/vbob/32/4439_2.png) [@vbob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vbob)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2025, 10:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/635 "2025-10-14T10:40:59Z")
> [@dtilque](#): > > To get the preview window, click on the A in the upper left corner of the Reply window. HEY, that WORKS! - Ignorance fought…one baby step at a time. I was afraid we were going to have to crowdfund a campaign to upgrade the Dope’s Discourse to give DEATH a much needed voice in this breaking news thread. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2025, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/636 "2025-10-14T12:55:11Z")
For what it’s worth, multiple -small- tags will nest and stack the small effect. ---
**Author:** ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2025, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/637 "2025-10-14T13:03:30Z")
Does that mean that Trump’s small hands are compounding the problems caused by his small heart? ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2025, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/638 "2025-10-14T13:12:16Z")
[![](https://catchjohnfischer.live/wp-content/uploads/2023/12/ddmugo7fgl641.jpg?w=370&h=346) ](https://catchjohnfischer.live/wp-content/uploads/2023/12/ddmugo7fgl641.jpg?w=370&h=346) ---
**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2025, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/639 "2025-10-14T13:16:45Z")
> [@ASL\_v2.0](#): > > Does that mean that Trump’s small hands are compounding the problems caused by his small heart? Hey, they must feel Huge on that tiny peen… ---
**Author:** ![Sylvanz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Sylvanz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylvanz)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2025, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/640 "2025-10-14T14:22:54Z")
The only problem I see is trumps heart is quite obviously black. Oh, and there is _nothing_ that will ever make that dessicated, smoking, lump of charcoal grow. ---
**Author:** ![vbob](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/vbob/32/4439_2.png) [@vbob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vbob)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2025, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/641 "2025-10-14T14:35:59Z")
> [@Cervaise](#): > > For what it’s worth, multiple -small- tags will nest and stack the small effect. Trial and error, or is there a grimoire of incantations you can share? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520.md?page=31) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520.md?page=33)