# Trump is dying **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [August 27, 2025, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520 "2025-08-27T07:09:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 39
**Author:** ![dougrb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@dougrb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougrb)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2025, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/762 "2025-10-21T00:12:00Z")
[Quote from a book I’m currently reading.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Beginning_of_Infinity) It’s too good not to share. Why not this thread? > Thus, systems of government are not to be judged for their prophetic ability to choose and install good leaders and policies, but for their ability to remove bad ones that are already there. ---
**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2025, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/763 "2025-10-21T02:35:37Z")
Holy Shit…! This is the first time I’d heard of this. Did anyone yell, “Bullseye…!” ? ---
**Author:** ![DWMarch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dwmarch/32/1010_2.png) [@DWMarch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DWMarch)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2025, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/764 "2025-10-21T02:37:56Z")
I think they yelled “Crash Into Me”. ---
**Author:** ![Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spectre_of_pithecanthropus/32/12343_2.png) [@Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spectre_of_Pithecanthropus)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2025, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/765 "2025-10-21T20:22:32Z")
We’re going need an English word for what the Germans call a _Mahnmal_, that is, a “monument in shameful remembrance”, to remind people not to let it happen again. ---
**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2025, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/766 "2025-10-21T20:44:21Z")
> [@Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](#): > > an English word for what the Germans call a _Mahnmal_ I think a ‘Maralago’ would work. ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2025, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/767 "2025-10-21T21:02:13Z")
> [@Railer13](#): > > I think a ‘Maralago’ would work. Perfect. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2025, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/768 "2025-10-21T21:04:46Z")
> [@Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](#): > > We’re going need an English word for what the Germans call a _Mahnmal_, that is, a “monument in shameful remembrance”, to remind people not to let it happen again. [![](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CrAgScBUIAEgl87.jpg) ](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CrAgScBUIAEgl87.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2025, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/769 "2025-10-21T21:06:37Z")
Are you telling us you cannot tell your nixon from a hole in the ground? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2025, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/770 "2025-10-21T21:08:04Z")
Or a dirty fat person from the President himself: [![](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ8DoH4P-FBpE2Qk9lhQkog8L8My0TRNAos1g&s) ](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ8DoH4P-FBpE2Qk9lhQkog8L8My0TRNAos1g&s) ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2025, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/771 "2025-10-21T22:58:18Z")
[![](https://media1.tenor.com/m/Eeyv4vVW56IAAAAd/dig-up.gif) ](https://media1.tenor.com/m/Eeyv4vVW56IAAAAd/dig-up.gif) ---
**Author:** ![WOOKINPANUBv.2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wookinpanubv.2/32/3260_2.png) [@WOOKINPANUBv.2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WOOKINPANUBv.2)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2025, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/772 "2025-10-22T03:47:12Z")
Hey, Smapti! Good to hear from you! ---
**Author:** ![Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spectre_of_pithecanthropus/32/12343_2.png) [@Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spectre_of_Pithecanthropus)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2025, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/773 "2025-10-24T05:54:38Z")
> [@John\_DiFool](#): > > Or a dirty fat person from the President himself: G. Kliban pulled no punches, did he! ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2025, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/774 "2025-10-25T00:50:56Z")
I’m starting to wonder if we’ll even know if he’s dead. [AI videos of Charlie Kirk are being](https://baptistnews.com/article/two-ai-videos-depict-charlie-kirk-in-heaven-as-a-martyr/)cheered by maga faithful, and they’re fully aware he’s unalive. If Trump strokes out or goes teats up on one of his end-of-month disappearances, how long will they attempt to convince us he’s still breathing by putting together AI videos of him surrounded by people in his cabinet, or clips of him golfing with random ai-generated stooges at his golf courses? Might be especially effective if he has to bunker up after invoking the insurrection act. And if they keep winnowing down press pools with mostly maga-loyal outlets, it’ll be all the easier to pass off the first AI president. At least until they can figure out a way to stage his actual death as either suspicious or Biblical so they can fire up the rubes to throw their full support behind the next evil POS they decide to prop up. ---
**Author:** ![dougrb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@dougrb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougrb)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2025, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/775 "2025-10-25T00:56:19Z")
See post #451 ---
**Author:** ![Reeses\_Monkey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/reeses_monkey/32/2885_2.png) [@Reeses\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reeses_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2025, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/776 "2025-10-25T01:01:25Z")
Every time I see this headline I say to myself, “Not fast enough.” ---
**Author:** ![griffin1977](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/977dab/32.png) [@griffin1977](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/griffin1977)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2025, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/777 "2025-10-25T02:01:57Z")
> [@DWMarch](#): > > the boy who cried wolf wasn’t wrong about the wolf, he was just early. I get this is not super relevant to the point (yeah Trump is an obese almost octogenarian with a history of hospitalization for Covid, he could drop at any time). But that’s the exact opposite of the moral of the boy who cried wolf. Everyone knew there could be a wolf at some point, a bunch of people got eaten because the boy cried wolf when there wasn’t a wolf. He should not have done that, he got people eaten. The people who said Bush (snr and jnr) and Reagan and every other right wing (or centrist) US leader was a fascist were not being super prescient and farsighted, by doing so. They were being… well… boys who cried wolf. They lessened the impact of people who rightly said “holy shit, Trump’s a fascist" because of all the times they had said that in the past about other people who were just crappy right wing politicians (and helped spread the idea that everyone’s a fascist in US politics so it doesn’t matter if you don’t vote against this particular fascist). They should not have done that, they got people eaten. ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2025, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/778 "2025-10-25T02:22:33Z")
> [@Reeses\_Monkey](#): > > Every time I see this headline I say to myself, “Not fast enough.” [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/l1YmS_VDvMY/hqdefault.jpg "Monty Python and the Holy Grail - Get on with it (inc. God)!") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1YmS_VDvMY) ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2025, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/779 "2025-10-25T03:03:34Z")
[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/EfOW9QrLs0o/maxresdefault.jpg "I'm Not Dead (yet)!") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfOW9QrLs0o) ---
**Author:** ![TheTooth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/919ad9/32.png) [@TheTooth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheTooth)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2025, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/780 "2025-10-25T03:59:16Z")
You could make an A version of Trump’s I with an old 486. You wouldn’t even need to turn it on. ---
**Author:** ![WOOKINPANUBv.2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wookinpanubv.2/32/3260_2.png) [@WOOKINPANUBv.2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WOOKINPANUBv.2)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2025, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/781 "2025-10-25T05:09:28Z")
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