# Trump is dying **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [August 27, 2025, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520 "2025-08-27T07:09:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 50
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2025, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/982 "2025-11-04T15:16:18Z")
> [@puzzlegal](#): > > In fact, if a friend’s face looked like that, I’d urge them to be checked out for possibly having a stroke. He needs an MRI. Oh, wait… ---
**Author:** ![DWMarch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dwmarch/32/1010_2.png) [@DWMarch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DWMarch)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2025, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/983 "2025-11-04T15:36:56Z")
So close, Grim Reaper. So close: [https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/dick-cheney-obituary-9.6965786](https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/dick-cheney-obituary-9.6965786) ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2025, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/984 "2025-11-04T15:53:11Z")
> [@DWMarch](#): > > So close, Grim Reaper. So close: He has a list he’s gotta work through, and Cheney got added earlier. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2025, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/985 "2025-11-04T16:17:12Z")
Just saw this on the interwebs. > A t-shirt my friend had years ago… _“some people are like slinkies, not useful for anything, but if you see them pushed down the stairs you can’t help but smile.”_ 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![DWMarch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dwmarch/32/1010_2.png) [@DWMarch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DWMarch)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2025, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/986 "2025-11-04T18:55:05Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > He has a list he’s gotta work through, and Cheney got added earlier. Unfortunately, with Cheney down there now, there might not be any room left in Hell. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2025, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/987 "2025-11-04T18:56:17Z")
> [@DWMarch](#): > > there might not be any room left in Hell. ‘When there’s no more room in Hell, the dead will walk the Earth.’ ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2025, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/988 "2025-11-04T19:20:28Z")
> [@DWMarch](#): > > Unfortunately, with Cheney down there now, there might not be any room left in Hell. Or maybe, when Trump arrives, he’ll be greeted with a Cheney shotgun to the face. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2025, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/989 "2025-11-04T20:24:28Z")
Cheney and Nixon are shaking their heads, “Damn! We thought WE were crooks…” 🤦🏽‍♂️ 🤦🏽‍♂️ ---
**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2025, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/990 "2025-11-05T03:15:54Z")
Trump… dying…? Well Sherrill won. Mandami won. Spanberger won. All three (D) PA Supreme Court Justices won. And when Prop 50 passes…? “Eeeeeeeew! I’m Dyin’ Again…!” 😆 😆 😆 ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2025, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/991 "2025-11-05T03:19:35Z")
I guess he’s going to claim that ALL of these races were stolen, rigged, illegal aliens were bussed or flown in to vote, votes were paid for, etc. Anyone here have the intestinal fortitude to check truthysocial? ---
**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2025, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/992 "2025-11-05T03:21:46Z")
Come 3AM, he’ll be blowin’ out the burgers… ---
**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2025, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/993 "2025-11-05T03:42:59Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > I guess he’s going to claim that ALL of these races were stolen, rigged, illegal aliens were bussed or flown in to vote, votes were paid for, etc. Already happening. Gift link: [Republicans Reprise Unfounded Claims of Widespread Election Interference](https://www.nytimes.com/2025/11/04/us/politics/republicans-reprise-unfounded-claims-of-widespread-election-interference.html?unlocked_article_code=1.y08.DWWW.YrGKl3dHyyoG&smid=url-share) From the article: > As voters went to the polls, prominent conservatives latched onto glitches and other problems at polling stations to claim — without presenting evidence — that the results were being rigged. > > Election machines briefly went down in Cumberland County, N.J., a state where the governor’s race is seen as a bellwether of President Trump’s second term. The problem was quickly resolved and voting resumed, according to an election commission official reached by telephone. A [series of bomb threats](https://www.nytimes.com/2025/11/04/us/politics/new-jersey-election-polling-sites-bomb-threats.html) in the state — a reprise of threats in several states in last year’s presidential election — also turned out to be a hoax. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2025, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/994 "2025-11-05T04:02:29Z")
‘For the Good of the Country, elections will be suspended because of Democrat rigging. Presitent Trump is the Leader of America, and will Not Be Contradicted.’ ---
**Author:** ![Sylvanz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Sylvanz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylvanz)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2025, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/995 "2025-11-06T01:22:07Z")
She didn’t used to look like she does now. The transformation is almost unreal. ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2025, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/996 "2025-11-06T01:24:31Z")
> [@Sylvanz](#): > > The transformation is almost unreal. Indeed. [![](https://zarenclinic.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/08/did-kristi-noem-have-plastic-surgery-before-and-after-analysis-00.jpg) ](https://zarenclinic.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/08/did-kristi-noem-have-plastic-surgery-before-and-after-analysis-00.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![puzzlegal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/puzzlegal/32/3827_2.png) [@puzzlegal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/puzzlegal)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2025, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/997 "2025-11-06T01:29:38Z")
That’s creepy ---
**Author:** ![dougrb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@dougrb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougrb)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2025, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/998 "2025-11-06T02:05:03Z")
In an Uncanny Valley sort of way. ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2025, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/999 "2025-11-06T02:24:26Z")
Stepford Wife predates that by quite a bit. She’s not meek enough, though. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2025, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/1000 "2025-11-06T12:43:04Z")
That second picture reminds me of something my hero used to say about Texas Rs whose mouths could pucker up tighter’n a chicken’s asshole. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2025, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/1001 "2025-11-06T13:41:27Z")
Note the “Utah hairstyle,” the cookie-cutter look for Republican women. > **[Opinion | MAGA Beauty Is Built to Go Viral](https://www.nytimes.com/2025/05/07/opinion/maga-beauty-viral-women.html?unlocked_article_code=1.zE8.CMaZ.gpgd-us_Jsyu&smid=url-share)** > > These Republican women use the vernacular of influencers to spread their message. It’s working, for now. > … > But the incident made it to [People magazine](https://people.com/nancy-mace-ulta-beauty-store-argument-with-constituent-11719406) because the woman is Representative Nancy Mace, Republican of South Carolina. [She](https://x.com/NancyMace/status/1913723311386952073?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1913723311386952073%7Ctwgr%5Ea670479638b7841cc92e7943a51bc84f93a30816%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fpeople.com%2Fembed%3Furl%3Dhttps3A2F2Fx.com2FNancyMace2Fstatus2F1913723311386952073id%3Dmntl-sc-block_13-0-iframeoptions%3De303DdocId%3D11719406) and the constituent, who was asking her when she’d be holding her next town hall, recorded the encounter and posted it. > > Mace — who has hundreds of thousands of followers on [X](https://x.com/NancyMace), [Instagram](https://www.instagram.com/nancyrmace/?hl=en) and TikTok (where she goes by the handle [@basedmace](https://www.tiktok.com/@basedmace?_t=ZP-8w1CQo481eg&_r=1)) — is easily clocked as just the kind of Republican woman who is ascendant in the Trump administration. **The women’s hair is in [Utah curls](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C_1OVB6h2w5/?igsh=MXUxYzFkYjVwb2w2Zg==), long waves with straight ends, popularized by [Mormon momfluencers](https://www.sltrib.com/artsliving/2024/06/12/utah-curls-are-trending-we-asked/).** Their makeup is heavy; the content creator and comedian Suzanne Lambert called it “[Republican makeup,](https://www.tiktok.com/@itssuzannelambert/video/7437946554461195566?_t=ZP-8w1EuDIbnjS&_r=1)” which she explained to me is “matte and flat”: thick eyebrows and lashes, dark eyeliner on the top and bottom lids, a bold lip, lots of bronzer. “Inappropriate unless you’re on a pageant stage. And in that case, I would still do it differently,” she said. Their clothes, whether casual or corporate, are form-fitting and often accessorized with [giant crosses](https://www.nytimes.com/2025/05/01/style/trump-style-100-days.html). They are always thin and almost always white. > > To each her own. But it is also undeniable that this **hyperfeminine** and **overtly Christian** look offers a stark contrast to the often blunt and even brutal language they employ. Another glaring example of this is the horrifying [video of Kristi Noem, the homeland security secretary, at CECOT](https://x.com/Sec_Noem/status/1905034256826408982), the [tropical gulag](https://www.nytimes.com/2025/04/18/world/americas/bukele-abrego-garcia-elsalvador-prison.html) in El Salvador where the Trump administration has sent migrants. She stood there before a group of shirtless prisoners and declared, “If you come to our country illegally, this is one of the consequences you could face,” while wearing a [$50,000 Rolex](https://www.nytimes.com/2025/03/28/style/kristi-noem-venezuela-prison-rolex-watch.html). > … My bold. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520.md?page=49) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520.md?page=51)