# Trump is dying **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [August 27, 2025, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520 "2025-08-27T07:09:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 51
**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2025, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/1002 "2025-11-06T14:01:31Z")
> [@BobLibDem](#): > > No, get a dick piercing and then get the MRI. I’m glad I read this just _before_ taking a big sip of coffee 😄 > [@kenobi\_65](#): > > > [@Sylvanz](#): > > > > The transformation is almost unreal. > > Indeed. Mar-a-Lago face is a terrible thing. The trumpford wives? > **[https://preview.redd.it/ghoulish-make-up-v0-mypo9t9b4pif1.png?auto=webp&s=44...](https://preview.redd.it/ghoulish-make-up-v0-mypo9t9b4pif1.png?auto=webp&s=44709db73bd44610e14585a9896ef53938f1889d)** ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2025, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/1003 "2025-11-06T21:23:36Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > Note the “Utah hairstyle,” the cookie-cutter look for Republican women. Funny enough, that hairstyle first makes me think of Sofia Vergara, who is Columbian. [![](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BYTI2MWU5OWYtNTk2Ny00ODc1LTk4NTYtOTYyNzdjYjVkMWMwXkEyXkFqcGc@._V1_CR112,1,1193,1790_FMjpg_UX1000_.jpg) ](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BYTI2MWU5OWYtNTk2Ny00ODc1LTk4NTYtOTYyNzdjYjVkMWMwXkEyXkFqcGc@._V1_CR112,1,1193,1790_FMjpg_UX1000_.jpg) Maybe they all secretly want to be latina immigrants. ---
**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2025, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/1004 "2025-11-06T22:33:41Z")
Wow – thanks for the revelation, that these people were once _human beings_. The self-mutilation is so sad. I very nearly barf whenever one of them appears on the news – I’m not exaggerating. My wife knows we have to be careful about this (if, say CNN is on). ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2025, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/1005 "2025-11-07T13:10:35Z")
> [@JKellyMap](#): > > Wow – thanks for the revelation, that these people were once _human beings_. You make them sound like _The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-up Zombies_. [![](https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTqhw4fjGXLMUK5ZodIX3Y5fMLXnzotzQggg3at5FJGfWU9g__V) ](https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTqhw4fjGXLMUK5ZodIX3Y5fMLXnzotzQggg3at5FJGfWU9g__V) Actually, that might be a good way to refer to them in the future ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2025, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/1006 "2025-11-07T13:53:19Z")
The _horror_… the … … … _horror_ … … … … * * * [Just found out that extra periods beyond 3 are not recognized in Discourse, unless you put a space between them…] ---
**Author:** ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2025, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/1007 "2025-11-07T14:09:02Z")
Then how am I supposed to transmit the letter “L” in morse code? Or the number “5”? Clearly a ploy by the “S” supremacists, trying to suppress other characters. Wait a second… S… Supremacists… S… suppress. So many S’s… coincidence? I think not. ---
**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2025, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/1008 "2025-11-07T14:11:05Z")
Perfect! ---
**Author:** ![echoreply](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/echoreply/32/3641_2.png) [@echoreply](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/echoreply)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2025, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/1009 "2025-11-07T22:06:46Z")
Trump probably died during a meeting, but then it turned out he was just asleep. [![](https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/VZr37lmz6wyvg3bN0Xl0hA--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTk2MDtoPTY0MDtjZj13ZWJw/https://media.zenfs.com/en/the_huffington_post_584/922f08635c5d1d265963107bd816f083) ](https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/VZr37lmz6wyvg3bN0Xl0hA--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTk2MDtoPTY0MDtjZj13ZWJw/https://media.zenfs.com/en/the_huffington_post_584/922f08635c5d1d265963107bd816f083) > **[Trump Caught Napping During White House Event, And Gavin Newsom Has The...](https://uk.news.yahoo.com/trump-caught-napping-during-white-194629083.html)** > > The president got a serious case of the sleepies while Dr. Oz rambled on about how Americans are too fat. ---
**Author:** ![dougrb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@dougrb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougrb)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2025, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/1010 "2025-11-11T22:32:17Z")
> [@solost](#): > > Mar-a-Lago face is a terrible thing. The trumpford wives? D.C. plastic surgeon Anita Kulkarni has had to turn down an influx of newly arrived political insiders asking for “a more done look, like that Mar-a-Lago face.” The aesthetic didn’t fit her practice’s typical understated vibe, and these people wanted extra fillers and injections on top of already treated faces, which can be dangerous, she says. [https://www.axios.com/local/washington-dc/2025/11/10/plastic-surgeons-dc-mar-a-lago-face-trump-insiders](https://www.axios.com/local/washington-dc/2025/11/10/plastic-surgeons-dc-mar-a-lago-face-trump-insiders) ---
**Author:** ![griffin1977](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/977dab/32.png) [@griffin1977](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/griffin1977)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2025, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/1011 "2025-11-11T22:41:15Z")
> [@dougrb](#): > > D.C. plastic surgeon Anita Kulkarni has had to turn down an influx of newly arrived political insiders asking for “a more done look, like that Mar-a-Lago face.” Reminds me of French aristocrats demanding anal fistula surgery after Louis XIV had successful surgery for it. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2025, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/1012 "2025-11-11T22:42:30Z")
And ironically, the Mar-a-Lago crowd is getting surgery _for_ an anal fistula. ---
**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2025, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/1013 "2025-11-11T23:16:26Z")
Is there still a Hall of Presidents at Disney? ( Does the Trump robot snore? ) ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2025, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/1014 "2025-11-12T01:20:45Z")
> [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](#): > > Is there still a Hall of Presidents at Disney? Yes, in Magic Kingdom at Disney World. All presidents are there, including Biden and Trump. No idea if the Trumpbot snores, but I’m sure it smells much better than the real thing. ---
**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2025, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/1015 "2025-11-12T03:01:15Z")
That would be true even if carved out of dog shit. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2025, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/1016 "2025-11-12T03:51:29Z")
I keep seeing the same thing in recent photos of Dear Leader’s face, especially when at rest (such as snoozing during an Oval Office meeting): the right side of his face, most noticeably his mouth, is slumping. I’m betting he’s had at least one stroke. ---
**Author:** ![DWMarch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dwmarch/32/1010_2.png) [@DWMarch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DWMarch)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2025, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/1017 "2025-11-12T05:31:01Z")
I have seen it suggested somewhere that Trump’s handlers could be using Botox injections to shore up the drooping side of his face. Does anyone know if that’s a real thing that is done for stroke patients? (Edit: AI says yes indeed) Given what we know about Trump, I’d be very surprised if he’d let anyone inject botulinum toxin directly into his face but I suppose they could be telling him that it’s unicorn tears or concentrated sunlight or fuckin’ magnets or something. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2025, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/1018 "2025-11-12T05:37:12Z")
> [@DWMarch](#): > > I have seen it suggested somewhere that Trump’s handlers could be using Botox injections to shore up the drooping side of his face. Does anyone know if that’s a real thing that is done for stroke patients? I think botox does the exact opposite. It keeps the muscles from contracting. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2025, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/1019 "2025-11-12T06:14:31Z")
> [@needscoffee](#): > > It keeps the muscles from contracting. Yes. > **[Botox injections - Mayo Clinic](https://www.mayoclinic.org/tests-procedures/botox/about/pac-20384658)** > > Learn about the uses, risks and results of this treatment for facial wrinkles and medical conditions, such as migraine and heavy sweating. > The most common use of these injections is to relax the facial muscles that cause frown lines and other facial wrinkles. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2025, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/1020 "2025-11-12T15:26:37Z")
> [@DWMarch](#): > > I suppose they could be telling him that it’s unicorn tears or concentrated sunlight or fuckin’ magnets or something. Okay, that made me LOL. 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2025, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/1021 "2025-11-12T18:57:10Z")
> [@DWMarch](#): > > fuckin’ magnets _“Nobody knows what those are”_ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520.md?page=50) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520.md?page=52)