# Trump is dying **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [August 27, 2025, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520 "2025-08-27T07:09:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 53
**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2025, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/1042 "2025-12-08T22:51:36Z")
MST3K did a decent job of handling that one. ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2025, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/1043 "2025-12-08T23:04:12Z")
Friend of a friend bought a grave plot for himself. Not unusual. Then he danced on his own grave, which I thought was kinda cool. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2025, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/1044 "2025-12-09T00:11:14Z")
With bagpipes? That would share the cool. ---
**Author:** ![Pazu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pazu/32/15522_2.png) [@Pazu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pazu)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2025, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/1045 "2025-12-09T00:17:04Z")
Is he a _Northern Exposure_ fan? ---
**Author:** ![Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9de053/32.png) [@Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackknifed_Juggernaut)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2025, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/1046 "2025-12-09T00:46:53Z")
I was, and that’s the first thing I thought of as well. ---
**Author:** ![scudsucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scudsucker/32/14101_2.png) [@scudsucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scudsucker)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2025, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/1047 "2025-12-09T06:40:06Z")
Am I really the first to suggest Trump is dyeing? That thing on his head can’t be natural color at his age and levels of vanity ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2025, 10:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/1048 "2025-12-09T10:40:01Z")
Don’t know if he’s a Northern Exposure fan. I never actually met the guy. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2025, 10:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/1049 "2025-12-09T10:43:46Z")
Well, ICE detained one of Northern Exposure’s supporting actors recently, so he can’t be MUCH of a fan. > **[Native American actor says she was detained by ICE officers who said tribal...](https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/nov/28/elaine-miles-actor-ice-detained-id-fake)** > > Elaine Miles of Northern Exposure was stopped by four masked men in Seattle while walking to bus stop ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2025, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/1050 "2025-12-09T14:26:30Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > The other unfortunate part is when people start demanding MRIs during their physicals, And then they’ll complain about how expensive medial insurance is, and blame Biden. > [@Nyvaak](#): > > They use . . . MAGNETS ! Don’t let them get wet! Or feed them after midnight. ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2025, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/1051 "2025-12-09T14:31:35Z")
So many new posts, yet he lives on… 😭 ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2025, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/1052 "2025-12-09T15:03:35Z")
> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#): > > And then they’ll complain about how expensive medial insurance is, and blame Biden. “If he didn’t leave the borders wide open, we wouldn’t have to pay for all these illegals.” ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2025, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/1053 "2025-12-09T15:22:11Z")
> [@Dung\_Beetle](#): > > yet he lives on That’s why you should never ask the genie/Satan to give your enemy “a slow lingering death”. Because he’ll linger slowly. ---
**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2025, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/1054 "2025-12-09T15:35:12Z")
One of the advantages of believing in an afterlife is that you don’t need your enemies to suffer _before_ they die. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2025, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/1055 "2025-12-09T16:35:05Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > Well, ICE detained one of Northern Exposure’s supporting actors recently, so he can’t be MUCH of a fan. > > [Native American actor says she was detained by ICE officers who said tribal ID ‘looked fake’ | ICE (US Immigration and Customs Enforcement) | The Guardian](https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/nov/28/elaine-miles-actor-ice-detained-id-fake) What the ever-loving FUCK??? 🤦🏽‍♂️ ---
**Author:** ![OttoDaFe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ottodafe/32/356_2.png) [@OttoDaFe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OttoDaFe)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2025, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/1056 "2025-12-09T17:11:05Z")
If you look suspicious (by their standards), _any_ identification is fake. Especially when they’re behind on their daily quota. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2025, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/1057 "2025-12-09T17:19:42Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > What the ever-loving FUCK??? 🤦🏽‍♂️ ICE are not the most competent or generally intelligent folks. Nor are their leaders. ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2025, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/1058 "2025-12-09T18:41:44Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > What the ever-loving FUCK??? 🤦🏽‍♂️ They are picking people they don’t like the looks of. Elaine Miles (aka Marilyn Whirlwind) does not look like an eastern European. She should sue for unlawful detention. Or SOMETHING. ---
**Author:** ![DWMarch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dwmarch/32/1010_2.png) [@DWMarch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DWMarch)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2025, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/1059 "2025-12-09T18:47:50Z")
> [@Dung\_Beetle](#): > > So many new posts, yet he lives on… 😭 As the OP, I’m proud to see it go past 1000 posts, it’s the best thread I have ever created here. Having said that, I would have been much happier if this thread only went for three days before being closed in exchange for a celebratory thread along the lines of DING DONG THE BITCH IS DEAD. Latest rumoured estimates courtesy of the Leqembi speculation (new Alzheimer’s drug that has a side effect of brain bleeds; given by IV and requiring MRIs as follow up) give him 3-5 more months. I’d vastly prefer 3-5 days but the Grim Reaper isn’t in a hurry on this one. Still got to make some room in Hell now that Dick Cheney is down there. ---
**Author:** ![Zoobi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/13edae/32.png) [@Zoobi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoobi)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2025, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/1060 "2025-12-09T19:18:04Z")
She likey cannot. Detainment like this is perfectly legal now thanks to Kavanaugh. ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2025, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/1061 "2025-12-09T19:24:28Z")
> [@Zoobi](#): > > Detainment like this is perfectly legal now thanks to Kavanaugh. Rape too I guess. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520.md?page=52) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520.md?page=54)