# Trump is dying

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Tags:** trump\
**Created:** [August 27, 2025, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520 "2025-08-27T07:09:39Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2025, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/1202 "2025-12-16T18:02:07Z")

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I compare trump to Hitler, too. Come on, fat boy, make a tweet about me.

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2025, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/1203 "2025-12-16T19:00:34Z")

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> [@excavating\_for\_a\_mind](#):
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> Being “a smart thing to do” is not a requirement for Trump.

Nor a possibility.

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**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2025, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/1204 "2025-12-16T23:06:29Z")

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> [@Atamasama](#):
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> I’m surprised by the outrage,

I’m not convinced there’s MAGA-wide outrage about Trump’s ugly Reiner post—note that ALL of those citations are _Raw Story_. As an example of their general flimsiness: in one cite it’s implied that Ana Navarro is a MAGA person who turned on Trump over this—whereas the reality is that she’s been a never-Trumper for many years. You can find a million YouTube clips of her denouncing him (from at least 2016 on).

So: not really reliable.

So far as I know only a handful of Republicans (Massie; MTG; Don Bacon) have expressed anything negative about Trump’s post. MAGA influencers…maybe some. I wouldn’t trust _Raw Story_ for that information, though.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2025, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/1205 "2025-12-16T23:08:42Z")

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> [@Sherrerd](#):
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> note that ALL of those citations are _Raw Story_

Good point. I view anything from that source with skepticism. It’s not all BS but I usually try to find corroboration elsewhere.

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**Author:** ![MrAtoz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@MrAtoz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrAtoz)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2025, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/1206 "2025-12-17T00:53:59Z")

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As far as ordinary MAGA voters–as evidenced by my Facebook feed–many of them have no problem at all with Trump’s comments. Reiner, they say, was a hateful leftist who was constantly insulting good true American patriots, and Trump was just being honest about the kind of horrible person he was. Who could possibly dislike honesty in a president?

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2025, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/1207 "2025-12-17T02:04:09Z")

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> [@MrAtoz](#):
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> Who could possibly dislike honesty in a president?

Mr. Potato Head.

[![Imgur](https://i.imgur.com/PrNJR1Z.jpeg "imgur.com") ](https://imgur.com/PrNJR1Z)

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**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2025, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/1208 "2025-12-17T21:29:19Z")

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> [@MrAtoz](#):
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> As far as ordinary MAGA voters–as evidenced by my Facebook feed–many of them have no problem at all with Trump’s comments. Reiner, they say, was a hateful leftist who was constantly insulting good true American patriots, and Trump was just being honest about the kind of horrible person he was. Who could possibly dislike honesty in a president?

A friend of mine who is rabid MAGA and loves to pwn the libs actually posted disgust at Trump’s tirade. Someone commented with “What would Reiner have said if it was the other way?” and I put in his comments after Charlie Kirk. Shut her up.

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**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2025, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/1209 "2025-12-17T21:58:21Z")

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Good work!

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**Author:** ![DWMarch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dwmarch/32/1010_2.png) [@DWMarch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DWMarch)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2025, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/1210 "2025-12-31T01:51:39Z")

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While we wait for some actual news, here’s this:

> **[Health Speculations Swirl As Trump Seen With Damage Numbers Above Head](https://theonion.com/health-speculations-swirl-as-trump-seen-with-damage-numbers-above-head/)**
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> WASHINGTON—Amid ongoing concerns over the aging president’s medical status, health speculations reportedly swirled Monday after President Donald Trump was seen with damage numbers above his head. “Recent photos of Trump appear to show him sustaining...

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2025, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/1211 "2025-12-31T01:56:24Z")

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“We would share more details, but our Investigation check failed.”

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**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2026, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/1212 "2026-01-01T20:03:44Z")

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He’s trying to thwart the Grim Reaper by taking four times the recommended daily dosage of aspirin.

> U.S. President Donald Trump said in an interview with the Wall Street Journal that he is taking a larger daily dose of aspirin than his doctors recommend.
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> “They say aspirin is good for thinning out the blood, and I don’t want thick blood pouring through my heart,” Trump told the paper in an interview published on Thursday. “I want nice, thin blood pouring through my heart. Does that make sense?”

[Reuters link](https://www.reuters.com/world/us/trump-tells-wsj-he-is-taking-more-aspirin-than-doctors-recommend-2026-01-01/)

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2026, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/1213 "2026-01-01T20:14:28Z")

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Although not as prevalent as acetominophen\* too much aspirin can damage your liver. (Looks hopeful)

\*The leading cause of liver failure in the US.

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**Author:** ![Jeff\_Lichtman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jeff_lichtman/32/1531_2.png) [@Jeff\_Lichtman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeff_Lichtman)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2026, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/1214 "2026-01-01T20:20:57Z")

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I knew NSAIDs can damage the kidneys. I didn’t know about liver damage.

The main risk of aspirin is bleeding, particularly GI tract and brain bleeds. Trump could give himself a stroke. And since aspirin is an over-the-counter medication, there’s little his doctors can do to keep him from overdosing.

We’ve seen the bruising on his hands. That could be due to the aspirin. Or if he has some problem that leads to internal bleeding, the aspirin would make it worse.

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2026, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/1215 "2026-01-01T20:23:38Z")

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> [@Jeff\_Lichtman](#):
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> Trump could give himself a stroke.

The gift that ~~keeps on giving~~ stops giving.

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**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2026, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/1216 "2026-01-01T20:32:31Z")

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> [@Jeff\_Lichtman](#):
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> Trump could give himself a stroke.

We know Melania isn’t going to.

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**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2026, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/1217 "2026-01-01T20:49:38Z")

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> [@Jeff\_Lichtman](#):
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> Trump could give himself a stroke

That should increase his handicap.

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**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2026, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/1218 "2026-01-01T21:38:00Z")

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> [@Railer13](#):
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> “I want nice, thin blood pouring through my heart. Does that make sense?”

If : That is Rump.

Then: No.

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**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2026, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/1219 "2026-01-01T21:46:04Z")

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> [@DesertDog](#):
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> \*The leading cause of liver failure in the US.

Not booze?

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**Author:** ![Ancient\_Nerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed655f/32.png) [@Ancient\_Nerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ancient_Nerd)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2026, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/1220 "2026-01-01T21:59:24Z")

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If el donald thinks that baby aspirin is for babies, who are we to stand in his way?

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**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2026, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/1221 "2026-01-01T22:09:36Z")

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“Dear Donald, if some is good, then more is better! Please take a big handful of any pills you can find.”

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