# Trump is dying **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [August 27, 2025, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520 "2025-08-27T07:09:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 72
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2026, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/1422 "2026-01-24T03:18:23Z")
Definitely a [screamo band](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Screamo). ---
**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2026, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/1423 "2026-01-24T03:34:47Z")
> [@Disinfectus](#): > > > [@scudsucker](#): > > > > I hear heroin addicts occasionally try for the big vein in the penis > > I defensively crossed my legs when I read that **I** defensively crossed my legs on reading that, and I’ve never even **had** a penis. Man, addiction is a harsh demon. ---
**Author:** ![Disinfectus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/disinfectus/32/11085_2.png) [@Disinfectus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Disinfectus)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2026, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/1424 "2026-01-24T05:05:03Z")
> [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](#): > > Is that some kind of John Deere roto-tiller? It’s like that but different. > [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](#): > > ( I don’t think your spouse will like that but you can ask her. ) My spouse is a “him”, but I’ll still ask. ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2026, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/1425 "2026-01-24T05:16:44Z")
> [@ASL\_v2.0](#): > > I’m reminded of the portrait Marge Simpson paints for/of Mr. Burns. Thank you for not making fun of my genitalia. I thought I did… ---
**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2026, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/1426 "2026-01-24T05:30:44Z")
> [@Disinfectus](#): > > My spouse is a “him”, but I’ll still ask. Aren’t you in for a ‘Red Wedding’ then… ---
**Author:** ![Disinfectus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/disinfectus/32/11085_2.png) [@Disinfectus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Disinfectus)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2026, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/1427 "2026-01-24T05:42:52Z")
Potentially. ---
**Author:** ![Al128](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/al128/32/16541_2.png) [@Al128](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Al128)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2026, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/1428 "2026-01-24T20:27:33Z")
People… can we please get back to Donald dying? ( sorry if that is considered Junior modding) ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2026, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/1429 "2026-01-24T20:41:23Z")
Every day in every way he’s getting deader and deader. Just not fast enough. ---
**Author:** ![puzzlegal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/puzzlegal/32/3827_2.png) [@puzzlegal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/puzzlegal)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2026, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/1430 "2026-01-24T20:51:50Z")
This is the pit. Junior mod away. ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2026, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/1431 "2026-01-24T21:13:50Z")
Trump needs to die faster. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2026, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/1432 "2026-01-24T22:16:51Z")
My bladder woke me up at about 02:30 this morning. The lights were on in the living room and the catio, and my wife was asleep in her chair. Her ankles have been driving her crazy (hives?), and at first I thought they had kept her up. The floor creaked, and she stirred. Apparently, she’d simply fallen asleep. Also, I’d been having some intense dreams (I don’t remember what they were). I was hoping her not having gone to bed, and my dreams, were omens. Alas, when I turned on the TV this morning, there was no wall-to-wall coverage of Mr. Potato Head’s demise. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2026, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/1433 "2026-01-24T22:33:01Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > My bladder woke me up at about 02:30 this morning. You’re lucky. I wake up many days at exactly 4:20. not 3:32, not 4:21, Musk is already gotten control of my brain! Is there no escape? ---
**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2026, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/1434 "2026-01-24T22:44:35Z")
Musk…or marijuana? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2026, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/1435 "2026-01-24T22:47:14Z")
I got up this morning and my husband was watching TV. Some kind of newsperson at a desk and a picture of Trump. 😮 Could this be it? No. He was watching Trevor Noah. 🫩 ---
**Author:** ![f.coli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/eada6e/32.png) [@f.coli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/f.coli)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2026, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/1436 "2026-01-24T22:52:54Z")
It is posts like yours that make me wish that this board had a “Like” button for each post. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2026, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/1437 "2026-01-24T23:09:29Z")
> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#): > > You’re lucky. I wake up many days at exactly 4:20. not 3:32, not 4:21, Musk is already gotten control of my brain! Is there no escape? > [@JKellyMap](#): > > Musk…or marijuana? 🙂 What time _should_ we wake up? 6? 7? ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2026, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/1438 "2026-01-25T00:59:30Z")
> [@JKellyMap](#): > > Musk…or marijuana? I do not nor ever have partaked. Which is why I know it is mind control! ---
**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2026, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/1439 "2026-01-25T01:21:12Z")
> [@JKellyMap](#): > > Musk…or marijuana? 🙂 I’m not a smoker, but since you raised the subject… what time is the best time to toke? Early morning? Brunch? Lunch? Afternoon? After dinner? Before bed? I’m guessing that only Snoop Dog knows for sure. ( If no one knows, please ignore this and lets get back to the previously scheduled broadcast of “Donald Trump: Dead Mother Fucker”. ) ---
**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2026, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/1440 "2026-01-25T01:47:38Z")
> [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](#): > > After dinner? Before bed? Yes, this. After dinner and before bed. Then one can sleep well and hope that Drumpf does not see the morrow. ---
**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2026, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/1441 "2026-01-25T02:33:51Z")
> [@Railer13](#): > > Yes, this. After dinner and before bed. > > Then one can sleep well and hope that Drumpf does not see the morrow. ♫ There’s a man who who snorts Cocaine of Danger ♫ Every burder he meets, he chomps it with Hanger ♫ With every move he makes ♫ his flabby cankles quake ♫ Odds are he won’t live to see tomorrow ♫ Secret rage-ent man! ♫ Secret rage-ent man! ♫ They’ve given you a Number ♫ Now go inject your hand away… ![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/QKNDRndc2bs/maxresdefault.jpg)https://www.youtube.com/embed/QKNDRndc2bs?feature=oembed&wmode=opaque&list=RDQKNDRndc2bs ![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/zIu8-zBVX5o/maxresdefault.jpg)https://www.youtube.com/embed/zIu8-zBVX5o?feature=oembed&wmode=opaque&list=RDzIu8-zBVX5o [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520.md?page=71) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520.md?page=73)