# Trump is dying **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [August 27, 2025, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520 "2025-08-27T07:09:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 87
**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2026, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/1722 "2026-03-03T13:06:37Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > ♫ _We’re off to kill the wizard_ > _And set up our own fascist state!_ ♫ Glad you love Trump (and think anyone who wants to Impeach Trump is trying to set up a fascist state). You might be sad to hear that you’ve aged out of his dating pool though. Maybe you’ll win an award! “And this years Lame Old Nobody Oscar goes to … Johnny\_L.A. ! Johnny, step on down and collect your LONO… “ ---
**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2026, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/1723 "2026-03-03T13:53:04Z")
Have some orange juice. ( You’ll feel better. ) ![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/low6Coqrw9Y/maxresdefault.jpg)https://www.youtube.com/embed/low6Coqrw9Y?feature=oembed&wmode=opaque&list=RDlow6Coqrw9Y ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2026, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/1724 "2026-03-03T14:47:28Z")
I think it’s Orange Krylon disease. Maybe he should try Rust Oleum. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2026, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/1725 "2026-03-03T14:56:17Z")
Are you fucking serious? Do you _actually_ believe I support Trump? FYI: The quote is from a song I heard on Dr. Demento in the '80s. It was supposed to be funny. I thought Dopers were intelligent enough to catch cultural references (even old one) and to, you know, maybe _think_ about someone’s posting history to ascertain whether a post is or isn’t facetious. Apparently, not all of them are. ---
**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2026, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/1726 "2026-03-03T15:24:25Z")
I mean, you’re kind of new here. How could anyone be expected to figure out where you stand after only 75,000 posts? ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2026, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/1727 "2026-03-03T15:33:05Z")
> [@Sherrerd](#): > > But Barbarella’s propaganda was ‘it’s just a common cream, and this common cream commonly creates a rash for a few weeks’ > … > > > [@](#): > > > > "The hint that this statement might not have actually been written by Dr Barbabella is that in it, he says that the medication was ‘prescribed by the White House Doctor’. He’s the WH Doctor,” OK let’s not get confused, Jane Fonda had nothing to do with this incident. ---
**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2026, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/1728 "2026-03-03T15:56:03Z")
> [@JRDelirious](#): > > Jane Fonda had nothing to do with this incident. This really seems more like a Doctor Durand Durand announcement, tbh. ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2026, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/1729 "2026-03-03T16:30:06Z")
I know where you stand @Johnny_L.A And will happily be your brother in arms against Trumps fascism. ---
**Author:** ![Scoobysnax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@Scoobysnax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scoobysnax)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2026, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/1730 "2026-03-03T16:51:51Z")
I could see that being the case. I used a cream called Efudex to treat a small patch of skin cancer on my scalp. It worked really well but the reaction while it was working was not pretty. edit: I just looked it up. Efudex is fluorouracil. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2026, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/1731 "2026-03-03T17:10:53Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > FYI: The quote is from a song I heard on Dr. Demento in the '80s. It was supposed to be funny. I thought Dopers were intelligent enough to catch cultural references (even old one) and to, you know, maybe _think_ about someone’s posting history to ascertain whether a post is or isn’t facetious. While I knew instantly where you stand, I still have to quibble with the first part of this, because this is the Dope. The fact that you remember an obscure Dr. Demento song from 40 years ago doesn’t mean that anyone may have any idea what you’re on about. I tried googling and found nothing. A link would have been helpful. ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2026, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/1732 "2026-03-03T17:16:56Z")
> [@needscoffee](#): > > The fact that you remember an obscure Dr. Demento song from 40 years ago doesn’t mean that anyone may have any idea what you’re on about. “But that’s a very strange road you’re sending me down! I’ve seen yellow stripes in the middle of a road before, but kids, uh, never quite that wide!” ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2026, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/1733 "2026-03-03T17:19:26Z")
> [@Robot\_Arm](#): > > “But that’s a very strange road you’re sending me down! > I’ve seen yellow stripes in the middle of a road before, but kids, uh, never quite that wide!”  At least that one is google-able. ---
**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2026, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/1734 "2026-03-03T19:03:52Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > Are you fucking serious? Do you _actually_ believe I support Trump? I can but read what you write. the world has been gaslit before by Trumpists flip-flopping and saying ‘just kidding’. Kyrsten Sinema is my cite. > [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > FYI: The quote is from a song I heard on Dr. Demento in the '80s. It was supposed to be funny. I never watched Dr. Demento; what channel was he on? I’ll look him up. > [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > I thought Dopers were intelligent enough to catch cultural references (even old one) and to, you know, maybe _think_ about someone’s posting history to ascertain whether a post is or isn’t facetious. Apparently, not all of them are. Burn. Hiss. ( Think before you write. ) ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2026, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/1735 "2026-03-03T19:08:26Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > Are you fucking serious? Do you _actually_ believe I support Trump? MSH says stuff like that, don’t let it get to you. And MSH, you are awesome, I really enjoy you as a poster, don’t think I’m slamming on you. You are unique and a valuable part of this board. Yeah people, I know I shouldn’t post like this in the Pit, but fuck off. I’m gonna be positive and you can blow yourself. ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2026, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/1736 "2026-03-03T19:09:06Z")
I hope there isn’t going to be fighting. I don’t want my imaginary friends to fight each other, and besides, this is my cheerful, happy, think-about-dead-POTUS thread. ---
**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2026, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/1737 "2026-03-03T19:13:15Z")
Group hug! ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2026, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/1738 "2026-03-03T19:28:36Z")
Just to let everybody know: I am in a foul mood today. ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2026, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/1739 "2026-03-03T19:38:23Z")
> [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](#): > > I never watched Dr. Demento; what channel was he on? I’ll look him up. Long-running syndicated radio program; he played comedy and novelty records, and gave “Weird Al” Yankovic his start. > **[Dr. Demento](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dr._Demento)** > > Barret Eugene Hansen (born April 2, 1941), also known professionally as Dr. Demento, is a retired American radio broadcaster and record collector specializing in novelty songs, comedy, and unusual recordings from the dawn of the phonograph to the present. > Hansen created the Demento persona in 1970 while working at KPPC-FM in Pasadena, California. After playing "Transfusion" by Nervous Norvus on air, DJ "The Obscene" Steven Clean remarked that Hansen had to be "demented" to play it; Clean and ... ---
**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2026, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/1740 "2026-03-03T19:43:03Z")
So s Trump. He just banned all trade with Spain. ( Don’t worry, I don’t think you are Trump.) It was just such a stupid and random move; what did Spain do really? We’ll probably find out later that Trump had a Spanish Omelet with peppers spicier than he’s used to and it just blew up his pants. “And I want Ice to find and deport all of those peppers! I’ll show them. A little more Aloe Vera on the left. Oh, that’s nice. Would you like a Medal of Honor? I’ve got an extra…” ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2026, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/1741 "2026-03-03T20:05:47Z")
I read his words on Spain: he’s a toddler! A little piss baby! I don’t know how anyone sees trump and thinks “strength”. If Canada wanted to invade and liberate us, I’d be standing in the street with a little canadian flag. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520.md?page=86) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520.md?page=88)