# Trump is dying

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Tags:** trump\
**Created:** [August 27, 2025, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520 "2025-08-27T07:09:39Z")\
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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2025, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/142 "2025-08-29T01:30:22Z")

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> [@irae](#):
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> If Trump had a massive, debilitating stroke that caused him to slur his words and bark angry, paranoid, incomprehensible nonsense how would we be able to tell?

I’ve posted before that I want him to have a massive stroke, live on TV at one of his rallies, preceded by an extremely loud and malodorous evacuation of his bowls, and followed by gibbering like an animal. Bonus points for saying how much he hates his cultists.

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