# Trump: It's Yuuuuuggggeeee! **URL:** \ **Category:** Politics & Elections\ **Created:** [March 4, 2016, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-its-yuuuuuggggeeee/747944 "2016-03-04T18:34:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Hooleehootoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/eada6e/32.png) [@Hooleehootoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hooleehootoo)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2016, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-its-yuuuuuggggeeee/747944/21 "2016-03-04T22:42:20Z")
> [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](#): > > Little Donald. No, no. This came to me 10 min after I asked the question: “Big Don G”, perhaps written with a lower case g, perhaps with fewer spaces. ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2016, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-its-yuuuuuggggeeee/747944/22 "2016-03-04T22:47:02Z")
_sigh_ Donald, you almost certainly will be going up against HRC in November. This is **not** a field of battle you want to choose. You’re outweighed. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2016, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-its-yuuuuuggggeeee/747944/23 "2016-03-04T22:47:57Z")
> [@Hooleehootoo](#): > > No, no. This came to me 10 min after I asked the question: > > “Big Don G”, perhaps written with a lower case g, perhaps with fewer spaces. The Dong Show. ---
**Author:** ![Ann\_Hedonia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ann_hedonia/32/319_2.png) [@Ann\_Hedonia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Hedonia)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2016, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-its-yuuuuuggggeeee/747944/24 "2016-03-04T22:57:07Z")
> [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](#): > > Little Donald. Trump Tower ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2016, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-its-yuuuuuggggeeee/747944/25 "2016-03-04T23:07:54Z")
> [@Raguleader](#): > > Trump should have been a big enough man not to take the bait and get all defensive over it. But isn’t that the problem, that he feels it’s necessary to prove he’s big enough of a man? ---
**Author:** ![SlackerInc](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slackerinc/32/275_2.png) [@SlackerInc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SlackerInc)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2016, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-its-yuuuuuggggeeee/747944/26 "2016-03-04T23:15:53Z")
> [@TokyoBayer](#): > > But isn’t that the problem, that he feels it’s necessary to prove he’s big enough of a man? Exactly. To quote that awesome \*Onion \*article: > [@](#): > > Trump, who in just over an hour would be appearing on the morning show Fox And Friends to assert that the president of the United States was not an American citizen, is said to have grasped the bulb of his penis with his thumb and forefinger and stretched the organ to its full 3-inch length before letting it go and leaving it to loll on an unruly tangle of mostly gray pubic hair.[…] > > “What the hell happened?” said Trump, who appeared to receive no reassurance by swiveling and viewing his shrunken penis in profile. “It’s just…dead.” > > Sources confirmed Trump then received a phone call from an Associated Press reporter asking him to respond to charges that he was a “blowhard” and a “bully,” allegations Trump managed to address despite his preoccupation with the condition of his sexual organ. > > “I’m rich and famous, and everyone wants to be me,” Trump told the caller, all the while struggling to recall the last time he was able to achieve even a partial erection. “That doesn’t make me a bully. That just makes me better than most people.” > > “There’s never been a success story like mine in the history of America,” continued Trump, who briefly tipped the phone away from his mouth as he licked his palm and began tugging on his penis with a loose fist. “I’m a phenomenon, and I don’t care who knows it—of course, everyone already does.” > > Upon disconnecting, Trump continued to stroke vigorously for three full minutes before giving up in exhaustion. I would give anything to somehow ensure that Drumpf read every word of that. ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2016, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-its-yuuuuuggggeeee/747944/27 "2016-03-04T23:20:10Z")
> [@Ann\_Hedonia](#): > > Trump Tower Quiet Flows the Don. ---
**Author:** ![thelurkinghorror](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@thelurkinghorror](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thelurkinghorror)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2016, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-its-yuuuuuggggeeee/747944/28 "2016-03-04T23:30:32Z")
I’m pretty sure I am stealing this from Family Guy or something, but I’d be surprised if Rubio even knew that a long-defunct magazine existed let along stole from it. I miss the good old days when politics weren’t vulgar and [the man running the country wasn’t obsessed with his dick](http://gawker.com/lbj-was-obsessed-with-his-dick-1694599317). :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![boytyperanma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4491bb/32.png) [@boytyperanma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boytyperanma)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2016, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-its-yuuuuuggggeeee/747944/29 "2016-03-04T23:38:06Z")
> [@doorhinge](#): > > Hahahaha. You guys are a hoot. It was Rubio who first introduced Trump’s anatomy to the political theater, at a Rubio rally. > > How dare Trump respond to an attack by Rubio. :rolleyes: Yes as though boasting about genital size wasn’t juvenile enough. Something you’d expect from a junior high student. You came in to point out it was actually ‘he started it’ something you’d expect from a kindergartner. I actually laugh out load at your post. Thanks for that. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Stamos\_Left\_Ear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_stamos_left_ear/32/3198_2.png) [@John\_Stamos\_Left\_Ear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Stamos_Left_Ear)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2016, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-its-yuuuuuggggeeee/747944/30 "2016-03-04T23:40:52Z")
> [@doorhinge](#): > > Hahahaha. You guys are a hoot. It was Rubio who first introduced Drumpf’s anatomy to the political theater, at a Rubio rally. > > How dare Drumpf respond to an attack by Rubio. :rolleyes: “I am not going to dignify the attacks Senator Rubio made against me, for they are puerile, immature and say nothing of the profound policy disagreements I have with the Senator.” Haha, yeah, I know. It’s funny to imagine Trump breaking character and acting like an adult by saying something like that. ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2016, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-its-yuuuuuggggeeee/747944/31 "2016-03-05T02:07:18Z")
> [@joebuck20](#): > > So is the moment that Idiocracy ceased being fiction, and became documentary? I’ll admit it. Yes, I would totally watch “Oww, My Balls!”. ---
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2016, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-its-yuuuuuggggeeee/747944/32 "2016-03-05T02:23:52Z")
> [@Ann\_Hedonia](#): > > Trump Tower Why oh why did I open this thread?! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![coremelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4491bb/32.png) [@coremelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/coremelt)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2016, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-its-yuuuuuggggeeee/747944/33 "2016-03-05T07:11:26Z")
Well we already had an entire thread about Bill Clinton’s penis moving back into the white house. You have to admit that Clinton wins in having the first companion with the biggest cock. Trump can’t compete on that one! ---
**Author:** ![coremelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4491bb/32.png) [@coremelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/coremelt)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2016, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-its-yuuuuuggggeeee/747944/34 "2016-03-06T17:12:46Z")
Hustler founder Larry Flynt offers to help Trump solve his “little problem”: > **[HUSTLER founder Larry Flynt to Donald Trump: ‘Prove to the world that your...](https://deadstate.org/hustler-founder-larry-flynt-to-donald-trump-prove-to-the-world-that-your-penis-is-not-small/)** > > HUSTLER owner and chairman Larry Flynt released a statement to GOP Presidential contender Donald Trump, offering his services to help the real estate mogul's “little problem, ---
**Author:** ![SlackerInc](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slackerinc/32/275_2.png) [@SlackerInc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SlackerInc)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2016, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-its-yuuuuuggggeeee/747944/35 "2016-03-06T19:16:28Z")
BTW, am I the only one who stops seeing a concluding silent E as silent once additional E’s are added? To me, that reads phonetically as identical to the initials “U.G.”, as someone named Uma Gladstone might initial a legal document. ---
**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2016, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-its-yuuuuuggggeeee/747944/36 "2016-03-06T21:19:36Z")
> [@BrainGlutton](#): > > _sigh_ Donald, you almost certainly will be going up against HRC in November. This is **not** a field of battle you want to choose. You’re outweighed. Are you suggesting Hillary’s dick is bigger than his? ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2016, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-its-yuuuuuggggeeee/747944/37 "2016-03-06T22:19:08Z")
She’s gonna schlong him right back to his casino. ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2016, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-its-yuuuuuggggeeee/747944/38 "2016-03-07T01:23:26Z")
This type of response is 100% exactly what Rubio is going for. I’m pretty sure he’s goading Trump to show how easy it is to goad him. If people cared about the impropriety, Trump wouldn’t be doing so well. He found out in that one debate that these things seem to be the only things that work against him at all. When he and Cruz doubleteamed him, they actually fought back against him. I think it’s pretty smart, really. Anyone who won’t vote for Rubio now also wouldn’t have voted for Trump. ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2016, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-its-yuuuuuggggeeee/747944/39 "2016-03-07T22:10:53Z")
FTR, there’s been a slight miscommunication here . . . the message is almost completely accurate, but, it’s not that Trump **has** a giant prick . . . ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2016, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-its-yuuuuuggggeeee/747944/40 "2016-03-07T22:14:35Z")
> [@Rigamarole](#): > > Are you suggesting Hillary’s dick is bigger than his? Well, rather, think great big brass ovaries. Grapefruits to raisins. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-its-yuuuuuggggeeee/747944.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-its-yuuuuuggggeeee/747944.md?page=3)