# Trump: It's Yuuuuuggggeeee!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-its-yuuuuuggggeeee/747944>\
**Category:** Politics & Elections\
**Created:** [March 4, 2016, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-its-yuuuuuggggeeee/747944 "2016-03-04T18:34:41Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![doorhinge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a5b964/32.png) [@doorhinge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/doorhinge)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2016, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-its-yuuuuuggggeeee/747944/41 "2016-03-07T22:15:58Z")

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> [@Fenris](#):
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> Hahahaha. You’re a hoot. Trump was the one who’s been referring to Rubio as “Little Marco” for months. He called Carley ugly. He’s made a habit of insulting people’s appearances.
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> It’s typical of Trump (like many other tiny-penised men) to throw a tantrum when someone does unto him what he does to everyone else.

Hahahaha. Do you imagine “Little Marco” must be a reference to Rubio’s junk? Couldn’t the reference imply that Trump considers Rubio to be a small person politically?

Trump did not call “Carly” Fiorina ugly. But what do the facts matter when you are talking politics?

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**Author:** ![doorhinge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a5b964/32.png) [@doorhinge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/doorhinge)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2016, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-its-yuuuuuggggeeee/747944/42 "2016-03-07T22:17:45Z")

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> [@boytyperanma](#):
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> Yes as though boasting about genital size wasn’t juvenile enough. Something you’d expect from a junior high student. You came in to point out it was actually ‘he started it’ something you’d expect from a kindergartner.
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> I actually laugh out load at your post. Thanks for that.

You expect people not to defend themselves when attacked. I laughed at that.

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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2016, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-its-yuuuuuggggeeee/747944/43 "2016-03-07T22:26:33Z")

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> [@doorhinge](#):
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> Hahahaha. Do you imagine “Little Marco” must be a reference to Rubio’s junk? Couldn’t the reference imply that Trump considers Rubio to be a small person politically?

This lady walked into a bar, and she asked the bartender for a double entendre.

So he gave her one.

[ba-dum-BUM]

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**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2016, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-its-yuuuuuggggeeee/747944/44 "2016-03-07T22:30:55Z")

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> [@doorhinge](#):
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> Hahahaha. Do you imagine “Little Marco” must be a reference to Rubio’s junk? Couldn’t the reference imply that Trump considers Rubio to be a small person politically?
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> Trump did not call “Carly” Fiorina ugly. But what do the facts matter when you are talking politics?

What did Trump mean when he said this, “Look at that face! Would anyone vote for that? Can you imagine that, the face of our next president?!”

He meant she was too pretty for the job?

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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2016, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-its-yuuuuuggggeeee/747944/45 "2016-03-07T22:37:25Z")

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> [@Lobohan](#):
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> What did Trump mean when he said this, “Look at that face! Would anyone vote for that? Can you imagine that, the face of our next president?!”
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> He meant she was too pretty for the job?

She’s way prettier than Trump, anyway. So is a baboon’s ass. These are not the kinds of stones he should think of throwing. Donald, don’t you realize you’re the greatest gift to editorial cartoonists since Nixon?

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**Author:** ![Esox\_Lucius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/848f3c/32.png) [@Esox\_Lucius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esox_Lucius)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2016, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-its-yuuuuuggggeeee/747944/46 "2016-03-08T01:38:10Z")

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> [@doorhinge](#):
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> You expect people not to defend themselves when attacked.

Would you defend Hillary and Bernie for acting like that?

Or maybe you’d be more comfortable acknowledging that hurling schoolyard taunts on a public stage, and responding in kind to them, is hardly the stuff of which presidents are made, whatever their party.

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**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2016, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-its-yuuuuuggggeeee/747944/47 "2016-03-08T01:40:50Z")

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> [@doorhinge](#):
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> You expect people not to defend themselves when attacked. I laughed at that.

You expect an adult who’s being attacked by children to smile, shake his/her head ruefully at their antics, and go on to demonstrate a responsible command of facts and policies and experience etc. by comparison.

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**Author:** ![doorhinge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a5b964/32.png) [@doorhinge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/doorhinge)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2016, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-its-yuuuuuggggeeee/747944/48 "2016-03-08T19:24:54Z")

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> [@Esox\_Lucius](#):
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> Would you defend Hillary and Bernie for acting like that?
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> Or maybe you’d be more comfortable acknowledging that hurling schoolyard taunts on a public stage, and responding in kind to them, is hardly the stuff of which presidents are made, whatever their party.

Self defense is a human right. Why do you hate human rights?

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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2016, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-its-yuuuuuggggeeee/747944/49 "2016-03-08T19:27:13Z")

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> [@doorhinge](#):
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> Self defense is a human right.

Not everything you have a “right” to do is a thing it is a good idea to do in any and all circumstances.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2016, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-its-yuuuuuggggeeee/747944/50 "2016-03-08T19:28:13Z")

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> [@doorhinge](#):
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> Self defense is a human right. Why do you hate human rights?

Sticks and stone may break my bones but _words will never hurt me_.

Not a self defense situation.

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**Author:** ![SlackerInc](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slackerinc/32/275_2.png) [@SlackerInc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SlackerInc)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2016, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-its-yuuuuuggggeeee/747944/51 "2016-03-08T19:38:57Z")

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So I am the only one who reads that as “U.G.”? Really?

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**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2016, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-its-yuuuuuggggeeee/747944/52 "2016-03-08T19:50:02Z")

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> [@doorhinge](#):
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> Self defense is a human right. Why do you hate human rights?

That’s nonsense.

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**Author:** ![purplehearingaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@purplehearingaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehearingaid)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2016, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-its-yuuuuuggggeeee/747944/53 "2016-03-08T20:02:18Z")

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> [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](#):
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> No question but Rubio is an astonishing lamer. But Rubio, if I understand correctly, just copied without attribution Spy Magazine’s comment about hands. Trump is the one who brought his dick into the discussion.
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> If you can’t tell the difference between the two, if we ever meet, you’ll understand if I don’t shake your hand.

No Rubio started this when he said Donald had “small hands”!

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**Author:** ![doorhinge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a5b964/32.png) [@doorhinge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/doorhinge)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2016, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-its-yuuuuuggggeeee/747944/54 "2016-03-08T20:18:39Z")

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> [@ElvisL1ves](#):
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> You expect an adult who’s being attacked by children to smile, shake his/her head ruefully at their antics, and go on to demonstrate a responsible command of facts and policies and experience etc. by comparison.

Which participant is under the age of 21? Or under 18? Or under 13?

Trump is a counter-puncher. You seem to object to Trump defending himself. If you don’t want Hiroshima, don’t start Pearl Harbor.

Just the other day, CNN spokesmodel and wanna-be political king-maker, Jake Tapper, via an internet hookup, told Trump about some group claiming that David Duke supports Trump. Trump replied, "_I have to look at the group. I mean, I don’t know what group you’re talking about. You wouldn’t want me to condemn a group that I know nothing about. I have to look. If you would send me a list of the groups, I will do research on them. And certainly I would disavow if I thought there was something wrong_.

_“You may have groups in there that are totally fine and it would be very unfair. So give me a list of the groups, and I’ll let you know,”_

It sounds to me as if Trump didn’t understand which group(s) Tapper had originally mentioned or why they were saying Duke endorsed Trump. A real reporter would have investigated the situation before pressing ahead with his political diatribe. Trump asked for a list of the groups Tapper was referring to. Clearly, there was a miscommunication over this internet connection that the CNN viewing audience wasn’t subjected to. Did Tapper ever supply Trump with the name of the group who claimed Duke endorsed Trump? Or doesn’t it matter?

Trump had previously denounced the KKK and he denounced the KKK after the Trapper debacle. When it became clear what Tapper was asking. All of what Tapper had been asking.

But Tapper and CNN had the sound bite they needed. Move along, move along. No clarification needed.

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**Author:** ![doorhinge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a5b964/32.png) [@doorhinge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/doorhinge)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2016, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-its-yuuuuuggggeeee/747944/55 "2016-03-08T20:22:57Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> Sticks and stone may break my bones but _words will never hurt me_.
> 
> Not a self defense situation.

In this current politically correct society? Seriously? :smack:

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**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2016, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-its-yuuuuuggggeeee/747944/56 "2016-03-08T20:23:35Z")

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Yeah, we all know that Donald Trump is much too restrained and responsible to shoot from the lip and attack groups of people without doing his research first… :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![Esox\_Lucius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/848f3c/32.png) [@Esox\_Lucius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esox_Lucius)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2016, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-its-yuuuuuggggeeee/747944/57 "2016-03-08T20:24:35Z")

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> [@doorhinge](#):
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> Self defense is a human right. Why do you hate human rights?

If that’s how you defend your position, you’ve got a lot to learn about self-defense.😃

Never bring a strawman to a debate, Dorothy. It has no brain.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2016, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-its-yuuuuuggggeeee/747944/58 "2016-03-08T20:52:40Z")

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> [@doorhinge](#):
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> In this current politically correct society? Seriously? :smack:

That is an old saying taught to children to help them learn how adults are expected to act.  
You’ll have to explain how that constitutes political correctness.

Or are you just following the current fad of dismissing anything you disagree with as political correctness and therefore deserving of ridicule?

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**Author:** ![Subterraneanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Subterraneanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Subterraneanus)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2016, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-its-yuuuuuggggeeee/747944/59 "2016-03-09T02:36:46Z")

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> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> I think this is one occasion when we should give Trump a pass and not ask him to provide proof of what he’s claiming.

We already know he’s a big dick.

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**Author:** ![Raguleader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/258eb7/32.png) [@Raguleader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raguleader)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2016, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-its-yuuuuuggggeeee/747944/60 "2016-03-09T03:51:26Z")

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> [@doorhinge](#):
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> Which participant is under the age of 21? Or under 18? Or under 13?
> 
> Trump is a counter-puncher. You seem to object to Trump defending himself. If you don’t want Hiroshima, don’t start Pearl Harbor.

If you’re curious, this was the part where I tuned out.

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