# Trump launches multi-state victory lap

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 30, 2016, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-launches-multi-state-victory-lap/773442 "2016-11-30T03:15:54Z")\
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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2016, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-launches-multi-state-victory-lap/773442/1 "2016-11-30T03:15:54Z")

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[Trump to launch ‘thank you’ tour with Thursday rally in Cincinnati](http://www.politico.com/story/2016/11/trump-to-launch-victory-tour-with-thursday-rally-in-cincinatti-231923)

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> Donald Trump’s presidential transition is looking more and more like Donald Trump’s campaign — now complete with a massive rally in the Rust Belt.  
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> Now, the president-elect is set to return to the heart of a state that helped deliver him his unexpected victory earlier this month. On Thursday evening, Trump will kick off a “thank you” tour in Ohio, with a massive rally at the U.S. Bank Arena in Cincinnati, according to a source familiar with the planning.
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> Trump has said he wants to get back to the trail and revisit the states he won, on a victory tour where he can re-energize the base of white, working class voters who put him in the White House. It’s also where Trump still feels most comfortable.  
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> The Trump transition team has yet to provide details on the full scope of Trump’s post-election tour, but George Gigicos, the director the campaign’s advance team, told reporters on Nov. 17 that the president-elect would be traveling “obviously to the states that we won and the swing states we flipped over.”

Well, it has been almost three weeks since his ego has been fed by screaming crowds. Best to do this now before his fans figure out how he’s pulled the rug out from under them.

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**Author:** ![Exapno\_Mapcase](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/exapno_mapcase/32/1051_2.png) [@Exapno\_Mapcase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exapno_Mapcase)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2016, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-launches-multi-state-victory-lap/773442/2 "2016-11-30T03:48:57Z")

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Shouldn’t the headline be “Loser Trump Declares He Will Be President to Minority of Population”?

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**Author:** ![Crazyhorse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crazyhorse/32/31_2.png) [@Crazyhorse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crazyhorse)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2016, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-launches-multi-state-victory-lap/773442/3 "2016-11-30T03:55:24Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> Best to do this now before his fans figure out how he’s pulled the rug out from under them.

He’s already walked back on the border wall, Obamacare, mass deportations, banning Muslims, cooperating with NATO, getting tough on trade deals and prosecuting Hillary. Those were pretty much the foundation for the entire platform his deranged fans voted for. They should already be feeling the rug burn it was pulled out from under them so fast.

As a group they’re a little slow on the uptake, granted, but by now it must be creeping slowly into their awareness that they’ve just been shafted harder than an aspiring secretary on Trump Tower’s interview couch.

At this point I’d worry that frequent unnecessary public appearances might allow some of those 2nd amendment nuts he urged to take care of Clinton to get a lucky shot at him instead. (I’d worry about that because Pence is an even more dangerous asshole than Trump)

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**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2016, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-launches-multi-state-victory-lap/773442/4 "2016-11-30T04:26:05Z")

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On the other hand, I have heard all kinds of stories (mostly on NPR) where they interviewed Trump voters, both before and after the election, and many of them said “I don’t really think he will or can do all those things, I just want to shake things up because Washington is completely broken” or words to that effect. So maybe the faithful aren’t particularly rabid about particular programs, as they are about having things different.

I’m afraid that’s what they’re going to get.

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2016, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-launches-multi-state-victory-lap/773442/5 "2016-11-30T05:30:42Z")

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As somebody on another forum said, “The Party Rallies begin”.

I wonder if Trump is un-self-aware enough to hand out armbands with a symbol on it to his cheering followers?

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**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2016, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-launches-multi-state-victory-lap/773442/6 "2016-11-30T05:54:31Z")

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I hope all of this is going to be filmed. It would constitute…oh, I don’t know…a triumph of the will?

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2016, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-launches-multi-state-victory-lap/773442/7 "2016-11-30T05:59:46Z")

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I can think of a thousand things to criticize Trump for. This is trivial. Looks like someone has an obsession.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2016, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-launches-multi-state-victory-lap/773442/8 "2016-11-30T06:07:08Z")

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> [@John\_Mace](#):
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> I can think of a thousand things to criticize Trump for. This is trivial. Looks like someone has an obsession.

A journey of a thousand miles start with a single step.

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**Author:** ![Waymore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Waymore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waymore)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2016, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-launches-multi-state-victory-lap/773442/9 "2016-11-30T06:10:27Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> A journey of a thousand miles start with a single step.

Trump could perform the Heimlich maneuver on your mother and you’d say the same.

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2016, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-launches-multi-state-victory-lap/773442/10 "2016-11-30T06:11:04Z")

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> [@John\_Mace](#):
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> I can think of a thousand things to criticize Trump for.

It’s creepy and scary. Classic fascist behavior.

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**Author:** ![AnalogSignal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/analogsignal/32/1085_2.png) [@AnalogSignal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AnalogSignal)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2016, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-launches-multi-state-victory-lap/773442/11 "2016-11-30T06:27:48Z")

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Trump should walk out of Trump Tower and take a victory lap around Manhattan. He would be pelted with rotten eggs.

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**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2016, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-launches-multi-state-victory-lap/773442/12 "2016-11-30T06:35:44Z")

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> [@Waymore](#):
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> Trump could perform the Heimlich maneuver on your mother and you’d say the same.

Trump could grab your momma by the pussy and you’d still kiss his flabby ass.

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**Author:** ![Enola\_Gay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/3ab097/32.png) [@Enola\_Gay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Gay)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2016, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-launches-multi-state-victory-lap/773442/13 "2016-11-30T06:55:20Z")

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> [@Crazyhorse](#):
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> He’s already walked back on the border wall, Obamacare, mass deportations, banning Muslims, cooperating with NATO, getting tough on trade deals and prosecuting Hillary. Those were pretty much the foundation for the entire platform his deranged fans voted for. They should already be feeling the rug burn it was pulled out from under them so fast.
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> As a group they’re a little slow on the uptake, granted, but by now it must be creeping slowly into their awareness that they’ve just been shafted harder than an aspiring secretary on Trump Tower’s interview couch.
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> At this point I’d worry that frequent unnecessary public appearances might allow some of those 2nd amendment nuts he urged to take care of Clinton to get a lucky shot at him instead. (I’d worry about that because Pence is an even more dangerous asshole than Trump)

Nah, the Teeming Trump Millions are brainwashed. He’ll bullshit them some more and convince them that the democrats and choke artist republicans blocked his efforts. Tweet: "I wanted to Make America Great Again, but Crooked Hilary, Lyin Ted & the rest of the Washington elite have this whole thing rigged!! Sad!

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**Author:** ![Waymore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Waymore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waymore)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2016, 8:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-launches-multi-state-victory-lap/773442/14 "2016-11-30T08:22:53Z")

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> [@BlankSlate](#):
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> Trump could grab your momma by the pussy and you’d still kiss his flabby ass.

Where have I kissed his ass? Feel free to quote any and all such posts I’ve made.

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2016, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-launches-multi-state-victory-lap/773442/15 "2016-11-30T12:32:02Z")

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Please don’t. Reading your posts once is bad enough.

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2016, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-launches-multi-state-victory-lap/773442/16 "2016-11-30T14:21:20Z")

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And the criticism from the right regarding presidential “spiking of the ball,” is where? Oh, that’s right … up their asses where it’s always been.

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**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2016, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-launches-multi-state-victory-lap/773442/17 "2016-11-30T14:32:31Z")

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> [@John\_Mace](#):
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> I can think of a thousand things to criticize Trump for. This is trivial. Looks like someone has an obsession.

There are less than two months before the inauguration. Among other things, he has to fill about 4,000 positions. He has to plan how he will govern. I would criticize him because this is a waste of time.

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**Author:** ![Mince](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecd19e/32.png) [@Mince](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mince)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2016, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-launches-multi-state-victory-lap/773442/18 "2016-11-30T14:43:43Z")

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Go Trump Go, Go Trump Go, hey Republicans what do you say, Donald Trump is gonna win today.

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2016, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-launches-multi-state-victory-lap/773442/19 "2016-11-30T15:17:08Z")

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> [@John\_Mace](#):
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> I can think of a thousand things to criticize Trump for. This is trivial. Looks like someone has an obsession.

I agree that the victory tour is a fairly minor thing to quibble about on its face, but we were reliably informed in the past that [Mr. Trump couldn’t have the Trump University trial before the inauguration because he would be devoting “all his time and attention to the transition process.”](http://www.politico.com/story/2016/11/trump-asks-to-postpone-trump-university-trial-until-after-inauguration-231287) I think it would be rather generous to call this… whatever it is, a part of the “transition process.”

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**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2016, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-launches-multi-state-victory-lap/773442/20 "2016-11-30T15:21:50Z")

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I saw a picture of Trump eating a big helping of McDonald’s fries. Anyone else noticing the jerkwad has gained a few pounds? I’m betting he’s pushing 300 pounds now. Tour more Trump, eat 'dem fries.

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