# Trump limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 2, 2020, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-limericks/919600 "2020-09-02T12:50:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2020, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-limericks/919600/1 "2020-09-02T12:50:29Z")
A few months back there was a [COVID limericks](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covid-limericks/853165) thread which I thought had promise, but unfortunately didn’t get much response. I’ve been thinking a thread about trump limericks might have more richly surreal (or plain batshit crazy) material to draw from. Not sure if this is the best forum, but I posted in the Pit to have the freedom to be as profane and insulting as necessary. Here’s a couple to get the ball rolling: trump’s partner in crime is Bill Barr Who gave the Justice Department a scar. Barr’s awful malfeasance Is most of the reasons trump’s fascism has gotten so far. Antifa and lefties and thugs, oh my! Is trump’s dubious rallying cry; he pours fuel on the fire Like a crazy town crier. trump says vote for me or you’ll die. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2020, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-limericks/919600/2 "2020-09-02T13:07:48Z")
Those two Trumps: Don and Fred, Racism their butter and bread. One buried in a spot, That is the family plot; The other sees plots in his head. ---
**Author:** ![Scarlax](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlax/32/2927_2.png) [@Scarlax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlax)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2020, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-limericks/919600/3 "2020-09-02T14:14:41Z")
Donald’s in love with his daughter I abhor to think that he’s pawed her He’d give her a poke But after having a stroke He can’t even lift his water ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2020, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-limericks/919600/4 "2020-09-02T16:44:43Z")
Our forty-fifth President’s schtick Makes the rest of the world think we’re sick And that is one reason I always say he’s an America-hating fuckstick ---
**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2020, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-limericks/919600/5 "2020-09-02T18:04:14Z")
Good ones! ---
**Author:** ![Scarlax](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlax/32/2927_2.png) [@Scarlax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlax)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2020, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-limericks/919600/6 "2020-09-02T18:15:49Z")
For crimes against democracy To find himself in pillory A delight to behold (For my heart has grown cold) To hear him cry “What about Hillary?” ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2020, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-limericks/919600/7 "2020-09-04T05:29:19Z")
A lot of people are saying That something’s gone wrong in his brain Be it possible stroke Or addiction to coke Either way, US people are paying ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2020, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-limericks/919600/8 "2020-09-04T11:55:54Z")
There once lived a man in a castle Who despite being generally facile, Took the USA throne And made it his own And seated the world’s biggest asshole! ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2020, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-limericks/919600/9 "2020-09-04T12:17:04Z")
A country, once noble and proud, Is beset by a dangerous crowd Of sexists and racists And violent fascists Who scream “no more thinking allowed”. ---
**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2020, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-limericks/919600/10 "2020-09-04T16:59:59Z")
More great limericks! I hope they keep on coming. Here’s one based on the Atlantic article from yesterday: trump has shown he’s a captured vet hater yet his ratings with supporters don’t crater what will it take till they see their mistake face it, trump’s just a coward and traitor. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2020, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-limericks/919600/11 "2020-09-04T17:04:29Z")
A Limerick for Trump I don’t think he knows Haiku from a #~\<%ing limrick ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2020, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-limericks/919600/12 "2020-09-04T19:45:25Z")
That incompetant asshole named Don who everyone knows is a con He lies off his ass yet they give him a pass I really can’t wait till he’s gone. ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2020, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-limericks/919600/13 "2020-09-05T07:55:41Z")
This is not a limerick, but I wrote it a couple of weeks ago: **The Squanderer** Oh, I’m the kind of guy who Won’t acknowledge luck I refuse to understand The value of a buck I take whatever I’m handed I’m convinced that I deserve it The praise I get from sycophants Is due because I earned it They call me the squanderer Yeah, the squanderer I squander every opportunity I have I steal money from the poor Then I give it to my friends I will sleep with every whore And I buy their silence with charity dividends Oh, I’m the kind of guy who Believes that since his birth That I’m the greatest human Who has ever walked this Earth Every random thing I say’s The greatest thought to think As for my golden toilet Inside there it doesn’t stink They call me the squanderer Yeah, the squanderer I could improve the world but broke it all instead ---
**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2020, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-limericks/919600/14 "2020-09-09T05:32:14Z")
News Item: Bill Barf says DOJ will defend Trump in E. Jean Carroll defamation case. > [@](#): > > There once was a man named Bill Barr > So stuck up Trump’s ass it’s bizarre. > First he lied under oath > Like a true MAGA oaf > Here is hoping he’ll soon be disbarred. #ImpeachBarr [https://twitter.com/BleedingMarine/status/1303499930808414214/photo/1](http://pic.twitter.com/TwZI6k0hkN) > > — Bleeding Heart Liberal Marine (@BleedingMarine) September 9, 2020 > As quoted in Raw Story article: > **[Mary Trump among those demanding Congress impeach Attorney General Bill Barr](https://www.rawstory.com/2020/09/mary-trump-among-those-demanding-congress-impeach-attorney-general-bill-barr/)** > > On Tuesday, Attorney General Bill Barr moved in court for his Department of Justice to intervene in an explosive legal case involving President Donald Trump."The US Justice Department, in an extraordinary move on Tuesday, asked to take over the...