# Trump live Tweets history **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 21, 2016, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-live-tweets-history/763534 "2016-08-21T18:47:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2016, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-live-tweets-history/763534/1 "2016-08-21T18:47:26Z")
“I like messiahs who don’t get crucified. Very weak. Saw it coming.” “Truman drops A-bomb on Japs today. Too scared to fight war like a man.” “Read @ChDickens new Xmas Carol today. Tragic ending. Scrooge just a very pathetic man.” “Brits going to crush colonists. American military a disaster since Phony Washington took over. Maybe soldiers should take him out.” “Re: My tweet on Phony Washington. Pathetic media can’t take a joke. I meant the soldiers should take him out to a nice dinner. Sad.” ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2016, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-live-tweets-history/763534/2 "2016-08-22T19:17:25Z")
“#Emp Hirohito is a strong leader, unlike our own crippled prez. We’re absolutely getting killed in the market.” “@Little Adolf is a wimp, and probably unbalanced. He’ll never rule Germany. Very weak.” ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2016, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-live-tweets-history/763534/3 "2016-08-22T19:37:13Z")
“@RealMoses says he’ll part Red Sea tomorrw. Used to be my accountant. Not very good with numbers, hope he knows what hes doing.” ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2016, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-live-tweets-history/763534/4 "2016-08-22T19:43:05Z")
“@POTUSLincoln just spoke at Gettysburg. Still no mention of radical islam. Very weak pres. No clue.” ---
**Author:** ![SaharaTea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SaharaTea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SaharaTea)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2016, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-live-tweets-history/763534/5 "2016-08-22T20:07:07Z")
@POTUSReagan shot! I prefer people who don’t get shot. #LOSER #sad @MayflowerPilgrims: criminals, rapists, drug dealers. And some I assume are good people. @JohannesGutenberg just invented the printing press. What do we need books for anyway? #overrated #stupid ---
**Author:** ![Locrian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/locrian/32/14146_2.png) [@Locrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Locrian)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2016, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-live-tweets-history/763534/6 "2016-08-22T20:55:15Z")
@JFKTruthers - Poor weak Johnny hires assassin to shoot himself! Must’ve been a catholic! Sad! ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2016, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-live-tweets-history/763534/7 "2016-08-22T22:11:16Z")
“Wow! Big news for Japan in latest brfng! Hint to Hiroshima: LEAVE” “Only losers jump. I shorted the Dow, and am looking forward to a gr8 1930! MAGA!” “Many people ask: Why don’t we see FDR walk? What is he and CrookedEleanor hiding?” “JP Morgan’s nose is fubared. Why doesn’t he get that fixed? Sad!” ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2016, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-live-tweets-history/763534/8 "2016-08-23T15:25:42Z")
“We’re going to build a wall. A Great Wall. Keep out the Mongol rapists!” ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2016, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-live-tweets-history/763534/9 "2016-08-23T15:39:32Z")
#Japs just bombed Pearl Harbor! #America’s response will be youuuuuugeeeeee! Hey, even Donald Trump has to be right once in a awhile 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2016, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-live-tweets-history/763534/10 "2016-08-23T16:31:25Z")
“Hitler is not going into Poland, OK? just so you understand. He’s not going to go into Poland, all right? You can mark it down. You can put it down. You can take it anywhere you want.” ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2016, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-live-tweets-history/763534/11 "2016-08-23T16:35:29Z")
#General Custer a great man. Little Bighorn not in doubt.#losercrazyhorse ---
**Author:** ![Borborygmi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/borborygmi/32/217_2.png) [@Borborygmi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Borborygmi)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2016, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-live-tweets-history/763534/12 "2016-08-23T17:23:03Z")
Donald J. Trump Retweeted **Barron Trump** @RealBarronTrump · Jun 16 1215 Need to repeal #MagnaCarta! Bad deal for English working serfs. We need smart charters! ---
**Author:** ![Anamorphic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/anamorphic/32/3057_2.png) [@Anamorphic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anamorphic)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2016, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-live-tweets-history/763534/13 "2016-08-23T18:26:44Z")
“Canal opens in Panama. Low energy solution to problem. Trump Canal will go straight through Mexico, believe me” ---
**Author:** ![Borborygmi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/borborygmi/32/217_2.png) [@Borborygmi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Borborygmi)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2016, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-live-tweets-history/763534/14 "2016-08-23T18:57:57Z")
Dishonest media IGNORES fantastic fiddle playing by @Nero. Sad! #MakeRomeGreatAgain ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2016, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-live-tweets-history/763534/15 "2016-08-23T19:49:34Z")
“Saw new @WmShakespeare play #Hamlet last night. Low energy. Ophelia should be played by a hotter piece of ass.” ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2016, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-live-tweets-history/763534/16 "2016-08-23T19:59:29Z")
> [@kenobi\_65](#): > > “Saw new @WmShakespeare play #Hamlet last night. Low energy. Ophelia should be played by a hotter piece of ass.” Saw Othello last night. Black guy kills wife. #bitchhaditcoming ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2016, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-live-tweets-history/763534/17 "2016-08-23T21:04:27Z")
@Columbus bringing in 3 boatlands of Spanish-speaking #aliens taking our jobs! Democrat HQ #Watergate broken into. Shoddy security wouldn’t happen at @Trump properties! ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2016, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-live-tweets-history/763534/18 "2016-08-23T21:58:53Z")
Just FYI… Donald never uses hashtags. If you see a hashtag in his Tweets, it’s inevitably written by staff. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2016, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-live-tweets-history/763534/19 "2016-08-23T22:00:37Z")
@PPilate @Caesar Somebody “stole” the body! I told you this crucifixion was rigged! ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2016, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-live-tweets-history/763534/20 "2016-08-23T22:40:28Z")
> [@JohnT](#): > > Just FYI… > > Donald never uses hashtags. If you see a hashtag in his Tweets, it’s inevitably written by staff. Pretty sure he did #AmericasMerkel in regard to Hillary. Not to be confused with #GermanysMerkin, which he tweeted in his review of _Dr. Strangelove._