# Trump loses! Booted from Trump Ocean Club Hotel in Panama **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 5, 2018, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-loses-booted-from-trump-ocean-club-hotel-in-panama/810088 "2018-03-05T23:32:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2018, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-loses-booted-from-trump-ocean-club-hotel-in-panama/810088/21 "2018-03-06T18:23:22Z")
> [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](#): > > However, they just refer to Melania as “Karla” for some unknown reason. Maybe she’s Canadian. ---
**Author:** ![Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stranger_On_A_Train)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2018, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-loses-booted-from-trump-ocean-club-hotel-in-panama/810088/22 "2018-03-06T18:32:56Z")
> [@Derleth](#): > > Maybe she’s Canadian. Although she may have the souless eyes of a remorseless serial killer, I was referring to a different [Karla](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karla_(character)). Stranger ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2018, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-loses-booted-from-trump-ocean-club-hotel-in-panama/810088/23 "2018-03-06T18:56:10Z")
I’ve always found it hilarious that, unlike the phallic shapes of most skyscrapers, the Trump Ocean Club was more reminiscent of [giant female genitalia](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/42/Panama_08_2013_Trump_Ocean_Tower_7085.JPG) (much like its namesake). ---
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2018, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-loses-booted-from-trump-ocean-club-hotel-in-panama/810088/24 "2018-03-06T19:19:02Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > I’ve always found it hilarious that, unlike the phallic shapes of most skyscrapers, the Trump Ocean Club was more reminiscent of [giant female genitalia](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/42/Panama_08_2013_Trump_Ocean_Tower_7085.JPG) (much like its namesake). He’d have a hard time grabbing that with his tiny hands. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2018, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-loses-booted-from-trump-ocean-club-hotel-in-panama/810088/25 "2018-03-06T19:27:02Z")
> [@Procrustus](#): > > He’d have a hard time grabbing that with his tiny hands. Looks like Fintiklis has “grabbed Trump by the pussy.”😃 ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2018, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-loses-booted-from-trump-ocean-club-hotel-in-panama/810088/26 "2018-03-07T15:28:37Z")
> [@Chronos](#): > > The accordion-player was a member of an antifascist group, and stood outside the meetings playing to act as a lookout for the fascists, to warn those inside they were coming. The playing was just a front, to explain him being there. When the fascists eventually got word and came for them, he gave the warning, and then kept on playing, and got shot for it. (After parsing the second stanza a little more carefully) Ah, it all makes sense now. ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2018, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-loses-booted-from-trump-ocean-club-hotel-in-panama/810088/27 "2018-03-07T22:10:22Z")
> [@Buck\_Godot](#): > > Well, holding off the police for 12 days presumably gave the Trump people enough time to shred anything they wanted to, so I call it a draw. If they are smart, they have notarized copies of all the important papers anyway. It is an old and constant theme with Trump… whenever (every time) the law and the courts are involved, destroy records - and pretend “we can’t find them”. Normal people would get locked up for a stunt like that. Hopefully EEEEERRRRbody has copies this time. ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2018, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-loses-booted-from-trump-ocean-club-hotel-in-panama/810088/28 "2018-03-07T22:13:54Z")
> [@ElvisL1ves](#): > > But was urination involved? I hope so 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-loses-booted-from-trump-ocean-club-hotel-in-panama/810088.md?page=1)