# Trump over Sanders/shittary (in battle of lesser evils) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 2, 2016, 9:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-over-sanders-shittary-in-battle-of-lesser-evils/747722 "2016-03-02T09:36:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2016, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-over-sanders-shittary-in-battle-of-lesser-evils/747722/41 "2016-03-03T12:16:59Z")
> [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > Psychologist session > Terrorist: Death to America! Death to Israel! > Psychologist: And how does that make you feel? > > Philosopher session > Terrorist: Death to America! Death to Israel! > Philosopher: The world is divided into men who have wit and no religion, and men who have religion and no wit. > Terrorist: I kill you! > > Religious leader session > Terrorist: Death to America! Death to Israel! > Islam leader: Sez you! > Christian leader: Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition! > Jewish leader: Oy vey! > Buddhist leader: All part of the cycle of life. > Hindu leader: That’s bad karma. [Pedro Cerrano](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gndH9mhHPk0): I ask Jobu to come, take fear from bats. I offer him cigar, rum. He will come. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2016, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-over-sanders-shittary-in-battle-of-lesser-evils/747722/42 "2016-03-03T12:58:58Z")
> [@tomndebb](#): > > This is a U.S. election. They are probably going to [Hell, MI](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell,_Michigan). Hell, Michigan never ran with my suggestion that they hook up with Pat Benetar, build a high-tech playground, and promote it with **Hell Is For Children**. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2016, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-over-sanders-shittary-in-battle-of-lesser-evils/747722/43 "2016-03-03T16:24:02Z")
Oh, wait. “Shittary” is supposed to be “Hillary”??! I must have read that a dozen times over a week or so without making the connection. That’s the worst derogatory attempt at a nickname I’ve ever seen. I mean, it’s just awful. ---
**Author:** ![74westy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/74westy/32/3950_2.png) [@74westy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/74westy)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2016, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-over-sanders-shittary-in-battle-of-lesser-evils/747722/44 "2016-03-03T17:13:19Z")
How about Shitlery? Would that be mixing metaphors? ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2016, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-over-sanders-shittary-in-battle-of-lesser-evils/747722/45 "2016-03-03T17:20:11Z")
> [@Smeghead](#): > > Oh, wait. “Shittary” is supposed to be “Hillary”??! I must have read that a dozen times over a week or so without making the connection. That’s the worst derogatory attempt at a nickname I’ve ever seen. I mean, it’s just awful. Oh god, I think you are right. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2016, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-over-sanders-shittary-in-battle-of-lesser-evils/747722/46 "2016-03-03T18:00:32Z")
> [@Barack\_Obama](#): > > Educate me on this I’m a professional educator, but this strikes me as wasted effort. ---
**Author:** ![umop\_ap\_sdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/dbc845/32.png) [@umop\_ap\_sdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/umop_ap_sdn)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2016, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-over-sanders-shittary-in-battle-of-lesser-evils/747722/47 "2016-03-03T18:35:15Z")
> [@tomndebb](#): > > You already know as much as he did. Moreso, I dare say. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2016, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-over-sanders-shittary-in-battle-of-lesser-evils/747722/48 "2016-03-03T22:27:42Z")
> [@Smeghead](#): > > Oh, wait. “Shittary” is supposed to be “Hillary”??! I must have read that a dozen times over a week or so without making the connection. That’s the worst derogatory attempt at a nickname I’ve ever seen. I mean, it’s just awful. Heh. That was the only thing I understood from the entire OP. ---
**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2016, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-over-sanders-shittary-in-battle-of-lesser-evils/747722/49 "2016-03-04T00:47:41Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > Scientologist leader: I can see we’ve got a lot of engrams to work through before you’re clear. I’ll need your credit card number. Mormon Leader: What are your ancestors’ names again? ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2016, 7:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-over-sanders-shittary-in-battle-of-lesser-evils/747722/50 "2016-03-04T07:53:59Z")
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