# Trump Pit Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 14, 2016, 9:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-pit-thread/748959 "2016-03-14T09:23:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 35
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2016, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-pit-thread/748959/681 "2016-08-11T20:59:25Z")
Good ol’ Fuck U. How does that alma mater go again? ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2016, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-pit-thread/748959/682 "2016-08-11T22:13:21Z")
> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#): > > I agree with you. What they did to create this death cult is criminal. Was it a Magic Wand or just a Kali- Oops…? Pyre, pyre, Drumpf’s hair’s on fire… ---
**Author:** ![Lok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e8c25b/32.png) [@Lok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lok)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2016, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-pit-thread/748959/683 "2016-08-12T01:28:52Z")
> [@Trinopus](#): > > All unicorns are lesbians, too. How do they reproduce? ---
**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2016, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-pit-thread/748959/684 "2016-08-12T01:50:52Z")
> [@Lok](#): > > How do they reproduce? They don’t, that’s why they’re so rare. ---
**Author:** ![Trinopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/2bfe46/32.png) [@Trinopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trinopus)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2016, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-pit-thread/748959/685 "2016-08-12T03:43:15Z")
Parthenogenesis…or ova merging…or by the ineffable will of Zeus… ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2016, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-pit-thread/748959/686 "2016-08-12T15:41:25Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > [Prez Obama and Hillary founded ISIS.](http://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-election-trump-idUSKCN10M146) [This morning, Der Bungle tweeted that was sarcasm.](http://www.nytimes.com/2016/08/13/us/politics/donald-trump-obama-isis.html?_r=0) However, we have [this](http://www.nytimes.com/2016/08/12/us/politics/donald-trump-obama-isis.html?hp) from yesterday: > [@](#): > > On CNBC on Thursday, when an interviewer pressed Mr. Trump on the propriety of claiming that Mr. Obama had founded the Islamic State, Mr. Trump said it was “absolutely” the case and added: “Is there something wrong with saying that? Are people complaining that I said he was the founder of ISIS?” > > Later, in an interview with the radio host Hugh Hewitt, Mr. Trump was given an opportunity to clarify, but did not budge. > > “You meant that he created the vacuum, he lost the peace,” Mr. Hewitt suggested, leaving Mr. Trump an opening. > > “No, I meant he’s the founder of ISIS. I do,” Mr. Trump said. “He was the most valuable player. I give him the most valuable player award. I give her, too, by the way, Hillary Clinton.” > > Mr. Hewitt replied, “But he’s not sympathetic to them,” referring to President Obama. “He hates them. He’s trying to kill them.” > > “I don’t care,” Mr. Trump said. “He was the founder. His, the way he got out of Iraq was that, that was the founding of ISIS, O.K.?” > > :snip: > > Mr. Trump pressed the line of attack during a speech to the National Association of Home Builders in Miami Beach. > > “Our government has unleashed ISIS,” Mr. Trump said, drawing little response. “I call President Obama and Hillary Clinton the founders of ISIS. They’re the founders. I think I’ll give Hillary Clinton most valuable player, the M.V.P. award. Her only competition is Barack Obama.” ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2016, 9:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-pit-thread/748959/687 "2016-09-06T09:05:29Z")
[Run, Forrest Trump, run!](https://youtu.be/f61Q2lDpykQ) ---
**Author:** ![BigAppleBucky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigapplebucky/32/178_2.png) [@BigAppleBucky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigAppleBucky)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2016, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-pit-thread/748959/688 "2016-09-06T12:28:21Z")
[Trump exposes Trump](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSE-XoVKaXg) If it’s already been posted here, tough. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-pit-thread/748959.md?page=34)