# Trump requests ride in Queen's carriage **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 15, 2017, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-requests-ride-in-queens-carriage/784505 "2017-04-15T15:50:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Bijou\_Drains](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bijou_drains/32/2814_2.png) [@Bijou\_Drains](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bijou_Drains)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2017, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-requests-ride-in-queens-carriage/784505/1 "2017-04-15T15:50:01Z")
King Donnie is too good for a caddy limo. > **[Donald Trump demands to ride in Queen's gold-plated carriage during UK state...](https://www.ibtimes.co.uk/donald-trump-demands-ride-queens-gold-plated-carriage-during-uk-state-visit-1617127)** > > Trump is keen on including golf at Balmoral and having tea with Kate Middleton. ---
**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2017, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-requests-ride-in-queens-carriage/784505/2 "2017-04-15T16:04:58Z")
Princess Trumpanov. SMH, out of words. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2017, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-requests-ride-in-queens-carriage/784505/3 "2017-04-15T16:06:04Z")
The Caddy isn’t gold-plated. ---
**Author:** ![Bijou\_Drains](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bijou_drains/32/2814_2.png) [@Bijou\_Drains](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bijou_Drains)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2017, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-requests-ride-in-queens-carriage/784505/4 "2017-04-15T16:07:41Z")
someone made a funny comparison - Trump tower makes Palace of Versailles look like a meth user’s trailer. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2017, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-requests-ride-in-queens-carriage/784505/5 "2017-04-15T16:08:55Z")
Sorry, but the sign at the stable says “Your hands must be this big to ride the Royal Carriage.” ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2017, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-requests-ride-in-queens-carriage/784505/6 "2017-04-15T16:14:03Z")
Not elections. I’m thinking it has Pit-like potential. ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2017, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-requests-ride-in-queens-carriage/784505/7 "2017-04-15T16:25:26Z")
I advise clicking the link just to watch the video that plays. Holy Hell. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2017, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-requests-ride-in-queens-carriage/784505/8 "2017-04-15T16:30:18Z")
Is “ride in Queen’s carriage” a new euphemism I haven’t heard before this? ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2017, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-requests-ride-in-queens-carriage/784505/9 "2017-04-15T16:31:46Z")
It’s what follows “grabbing her by the…[redacted]” ---
**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2017, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-requests-ride-in-queens-carriage/784505/10 "2017-04-15T16:32:38Z")
I think the horses’ asses are supposed to be in front of the carriage, not in it. Is he also asking for a glass slipper? ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2017, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-requests-ride-in-queens-carriage/784505/11 "2017-04-15T16:38:28Z")
I’m sure the Royals are so looking forward to tea and stimulating conversation with this stupid motherfucker. ---
**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2017, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-requests-ride-in-queens-carriage/784505/12 "2017-04-15T16:59:46Z")
> [@BobLibDem](#): > > I think the horses’ asses are supposed to be in front of the carriage, not in it. Is he also asking for a glass slipper? Ok, I howled. Good one!! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2017, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-requests-ride-in-queens-carriage/784505/13 "2017-04-15T17:08:19Z")
This is one of those times where you think “this can’t be real”. I’m hoping it’s fake. Please Og. ---
**Author:** ![Locrian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/locrian/32/14146_2.png) [@Locrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Locrian)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2017, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-requests-ride-in-queens-carriage/784505/14 "2017-04-15T17:14:45Z")
WTF? I hope QEII says, “Sorry mate of the melon, the carriage is being washed.” ---
**Author:** ![Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stranger_On_A_Train)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2017, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-requests-ride-in-queens-carriage/784505/15 "2017-04-15T17:23:54Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > This is one of those times where you think “this can’t be real”. I’m hoping it’s fake. Please Og. Just wait until Christmas when someone has to explain to President Trump that Santa Claus is not real and won’t bring him a wall across the Mexican border. Stranger ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2017, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-requests-ride-in-queens-carriage/784505/16 "2017-04-15T17:32:14Z")
> [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](#): > > Just wait until Christmas when someone has to explain to President Trump that Santa Claus is not real and won’t bring him a wall across the Mexican border. > > Stranger I wonder if Santa buys American coal. ---
**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2017, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-requests-ride-in-queens-carriage/784505/17 "2017-04-15T17:33:13Z")
Fuck me. Does he think this is “The Apprentice” or “Queen for a Day”? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2017, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-requests-ride-in-queens-carriage/784505/18 "2017-04-15T17:49:56Z")
> [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](#): > > Just wait until Christmas when someone has to explain to President Trump that Santa Claus is not real and won’t bring him a wall across the Mexican border. And have to explain the same thing to the Mexicans, who want a wall across the USA border. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2017, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-requests-ride-in-queens-carriage/784505/19 "2017-04-15T17:55:27Z")
> [@Chefguy](#): > > I’m sure the Royals are so looking forward to tea and stimulating conversation with this stupid motherfucker. Given that he’s an American of Bigly pomp-and-circumstance, I can only hope that the feed the horses ‘Beef-a-reeno’. (…hey, its fit for ‘King and Queeno’…) _[“Gimme Dat Quarter…! If Eyes don’t gets ta ride da horsey in front of da Common Market, Eyes gonna hold my Bweath until Eyes turn BLUE…!”](http://timesleader.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/web1_111376971-e9fed755ec0e4a009406539d11cca24f.jpg)_ ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2017, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-requests-ride-in-queens-carriage/784505/20 "2017-04-15T18:06:26Z")
I’m hoping the Secret Service will talk some sense into him. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-requests-ride-in-queens-carriage/784505.md?page=2)