Trump’s Decision Making in the COVID Era

“Trumpidemic” scans nicely in a Romance language way, while “Trump Plague” has a firm Norse/Old English epic scansion, so I’d alternate them according to context.

Try not to be so peripatetic
Lest you disseminate the Trumpidemic.

Fever-brow Trump Plague
Warriors cough into armored elbows.

Captain Trumps