# Trump says Clinton leads global conspiracy against him **URL:** \ **Category:** Politics & Elections\ **Created:** [October 14, 2016, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-says-clinton-leads-global-conspiracy-against-him/768515 "2016-10-14T15:16:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2016, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-says-clinton-leads-global-conspiracy-against-him/768515/1 "2016-10-14T15:16:02Z")
[[del]Heil[/del]Holy Jewish Banking Cabal, Batman!](http://www.nytimes.com/2016/10/14/us/politics/trump-comments-linked-to-antisemitism.html?hp&action=click&pgtype=Homepage&clickSource=story-heading&module=first-column-region®ion=top-news&WT.nav=top-news) I especially love this oh-so-subtle touch: > [@](#): > > In West Palm Beach on Thursday, reporters covering Mr. Trump returned to a table reserved for the press to find a sign bearing a swastika and the word “MEDIA” scrawled on it, Jim Acosta, a senior CNN White House correspondent, reported. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2016, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-says-clinton-leads-global-conspiracy-against-him/768515/2 "2016-10-14T15:25:16Z")
I’ve got the whole world…against me. I’ve got the whole,wide world…against me. I’ve got the whole world…against me. I’ve got the whole world…against me. I’ve got the little bitty baby…against me. I’ve got the itty bitty baby…against me. I’ve got the little bitty baby…against me. I’ve got the whole world…against me. And so on. ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Krupe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Leo\_Krupe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Krupe)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2016, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-says-clinton-leads-global-conspiracy-against-him/768515/3 "2016-10-14T15:30:05Z")
Trump will not end well. ---
**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2016, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-says-clinton-leads-global-conspiracy-against-him/768515/4 "2016-10-14T15:30:19Z")
There’s a presidential candidate who believes there’s a vast conspiracy working against them? I can’t imagine such a thing happening. ---
**Author:** ![Crybaby\_Boobie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crybaby_boobie/32/545_2.png) [@Crybaby\_Boobie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crybaby_Boobie)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2016, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-says-clinton-leads-global-conspiracy-against-him/768515/5 "2016-10-14T15:37:35Z")
This particular conspiracy just happens to love sheriff badges. ---
**Author:** ![Tom\_Tildrum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e95f7d/32.png) [@Tom\_Tildrum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Tildrum)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2016, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-says-clinton-leads-global-conspiracy-against-him/768515/6 "2016-10-14T15:41:23Z")
> [@TriPolar](#): > > There’s a presidential candidate who believes there’s a vast conspiracy working against them? I can’t imagine such a thing happening. I do seem to recall someone using that term before… 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Me\_Billy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e480ec/32.png) [@Me\_Billy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Me_Billy)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2016, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-says-clinton-leads-global-conspiracy-against-him/768515/7 "2016-10-14T15:42:27Z")
Well people have asked on this forum about mental illness in the past… Just continue to watch this election and you will see what it is like. This is getting to be quite sad to watch a person publicly self-destruct like this. And for those watching, the solution is so simple; Just listen to those giving advice and follow it. Don’t blame everybody else for what happens due to your actions. Don’t bite the hand which feeds you. But… According to a person who was an employee of his for 18 years, he WILL NOT listen to what anyone else says and will seek retribution on anyone he perceives as attacking him. Longtime Trump exec explains why her ‘vindictive and dishonest’ ex-boss should never be president… > **[Longtime Trump exec explains why her 'vindictive and dishonest' ex-boss...](https://www.rawstory.com/2016/10/longtime-trump-exec-explains-why-her-vindictive-and-dishonest-ex-boss-should-never-be-president/)** > > A longtime Trump Organization executive -- who the Republican presidential nominee frequently cites as proof that he's not a misogynist -- is backing Hillary Clinton over her "supreme sexist" former boss.Barbara Res, who worked 18 years for Donald... Ex-Trump exec on assault allegations: ‘I do believe it’… > **[Ex-Trump exec on assault allegations: 'I do believe it' | CNN Politics](https://www.cnn.com/2016/10/13/politics/barbara-res-trump-assault-allegations-new-day-interview/)** > > Barbara Res worked for Donald Trump for 18 years as a construction executive, and asked Thursday if she believed the allegations of sexual misconduct and assault against him, she was frank. ---
**Author:** ![Quartz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quartz/32/267_2.png) [@Quartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quartz)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-says-clinton-leads-global-conspiracy-against-him/768515/8 "2016-10-14T15:52:01Z")
Well surely he’s stating the obvious? He’s a liar, a fantasist, an alleged sexual predator, \ and Clinton is the choice of those opposed to him. Clinton’s going to win in a landslide. ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2016, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-says-clinton-leads-global-conspiracy-against-him/768515/9 "2016-10-14T15:56:11Z")
Another example of “Oh Yes, I Love The Onion”: > **[Trump Complains Entire Personality Rigged Against Him](https://www.theonion.com/trump-complains-entire-personality-rigged-against-him-1819579343)** > > WEST PALM BEACH, FL—Responding to his flagging poll numbers and a string of newspaper editorials and cable news pundits questioning his fitness to lead, Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump reportedly complained to a rally crowd Thursday that... “From day one, my internal thought processes and overall temperament have completely stacked the deck against my candidacy—it’s so obvious, folks, you can’t deny it,” said Trump ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2016, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-says-clinton-leads-global-conspiracy-against-him/768515/10 "2016-10-14T15:56:59Z")
Clinton hates Trump and is leading a conspiracy to destroy him? Wow. Guess you must feel pretty stupid for giving her so much money, for playing golf with hubby, and for inviting her to your wedding- right, Donnie Boy? A great judge of character you are not! ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2016, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-says-clinton-leads-global-conspiracy-against-him/768515/11 "2016-10-14T16:27:57Z")
\*\*Trump says Clinton leads global conspiracy against him \*\* Come on Trump, say it. Say it! You know you want to! All your buddies at Briebart say it all the time! “It’s all the fault of the \_\_\_\_” Rhymes with “news” ---
**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2016, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-says-clinton-leads-global-conspiracy-against-him/768515/12 "2016-10-14T16:33:58Z")
Fucking grues. ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2016, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-says-clinton-leads-global-conspiracy-against-him/768515/13 "2016-10-14T16:36:24Z")
Just to be clear, which Hillary are we talking about? The one who is completely incompetent and never got anything done in 30 years or the master manipulator who has pulled together a vast conspiracy to take down the greatest candidate of modern times? ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2016, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-says-clinton-leads-global-conspiracy-against-him/768515/14 "2016-10-14T16:38:58Z")
> [@TokyoBayer](#): > > Just to be clear, which Hillary are we talking about? The one who is completely incompetent and never got anything done in 30 years or the master manipulator who has pulled together a vast conspiracy to take down the greatest candidate of modern times? The feeble granny who can’t climb three steps unassisted and who needs to rest four out of every four-and-a-half days. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2016, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-says-clinton-leads-global-conspiracy-against-him/768515/15 "2016-10-14T16:45:01Z")
> [@TokyoBayer](#): > > Just to be clear, which Hillary are we talking about? The one who is completely incompetent and never got anything done in 30 years or the master manipulator who has pulled together a vast conspiracy to take down the greatest candidate of modern times? YES! That’s her! ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2016, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-says-clinton-leads-global-conspiracy-against-him/768515/16 "2016-10-14T16:48:41Z")
> [@TriPolar](#): > > There’s a presidential candidate who believes there’s a vast conspiracy working against them? I can’t imagine such a thing happening. > [@Tom\_Tildrum](#): > > I do seem to recall someone using that term before… 😛 > [@TokyoBayer](#): > > Just to be clear, which Hillary are we talking about? The one who is completely incompetent and never got anything done in 30 years or the master manipulator who has pulled together a vast conspiracy to take down the greatest candidate of modern times? > [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#): > > The feeble granny who can’t climb three steps unassisted and who needs to rest four out of every four-and-a-half days. She’s obviously a witch-y shape shifter! And all the lawsuits and investigations that have been brought against her and Bill over the last 30-ish years\* were a COVER that SHE initiated to distract from her own Vast Conspiracy against Trump. BWAHAHAHA! Oh, she’s a sly one, playing the long game with evil and relentless cunning… \*Not one of which has produced even an indictment. ---
**Author:** ![Exapno\_Mapcase](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/exapno_mapcase/32/1051_2.png) [@Exapno\_Mapcase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exapno_Mapcase)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2016, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-says-clinton-leads-global-conspiracy-against-him/768515/17 "2016-10-14T16:49:33Z")
> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#): > > \*\*Trump says Clinton leads global conspiracy against him \*\* > > Come on Trump, say it. Say it! You know you want to! All your buddies at Briebart say it all the time! > > “It’s all the fault of the \_\_\_\_” Rhymes with “news” > [@pulykamell](#): > > Fucking grues. No, it’s the fault of the _gnus_. You hear it all the time from Trump. “The gnus media is against me.” “Don’t believe against you heard on the gnus.” “Those gnus reporters are liars.” It’s a vast gnus-wing conspiracy. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2016, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-says-clinton-leads-global-conspiracy-against-him/768515/18 "2016-10-14T16:50:48Z")
I’ve heard that bad gnus travel fast. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2016, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-says-clinton-leads-global-conspiracy-against-him/768515/19 "2016-10-14T16:52:45Z")
> [@astorian](#): > > Clinton hates Trump and is leading a conspiracy to destroy him? Wow. > > Guess you must feel pretty stupid for giving her so much money, for playing golf with hubby, and for inviting her to your wedding- right, Donnie Boy? > > A great judge of character you are not! No, it all holds together. Look at all the problems Donald Trump has faced and see who’s behind every one of them. It’s obvious: Donald Trump is the secret leader of the conspiracy to destroy Donald Trump. ---
**Author:** ![Crybaby\_Boobie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crybaby_boobie/32/545_2.png) [@Crybaby\_Boobie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crybaby_Boobie)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2016, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-says-clinton-leads-global-conspiracy-against-him/768515/20 "2016-10-14T16:57:23Z")
No gnus is good gnus. We’ve all seen that before. #greatspacecoaster [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-says-clinton-leads-global-conspiracy-against-him/768515.md?page=2)