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Sometimes he responds to criticism with a rote cluelessness that is absolutely mind-boggling.
I keep coming up with analogies from my own life for some of these, like the stuff with the testing.
I used to be a sales rep for a product used in high-end residential construction. I had an exclusive contract for the NY metro area.
I can imagine having a really bad month and having my manager call me and say “Ann, what in the hell are you doing, staying home and watching TV all day? The guy that reps Montana had higher numbers than you last month. Do you want to keep your job?“
Which was a reaming I deserved if I had a bad month . But do you know what I wouldn’t do?
Next month, if my numbers pulled up, I would NOT call my manager and say “Guess what! I outsold the guy in Montana last month! Give me praise and love!
Because that would show I totally missed the fucking point, the point being I should be able to outsell the guy in Montana by a factor of ten every single time while asleep with both hands tied behind my back.
Because he’s in Montana and I’m in New York City. It doesn’t even go to talent or skill. I was expected to beat South Dakota and Oklahoma, too.
Doing less testing than South Korea was a pathetic underachievement. But when you’re the USA and start bragging about doing more testing than South Korea, or any other country, really - that just shows you don’t get it.
He was being sarcastic.
It was a pun
I thought it was obvious. My group of friends included both servers and customers.
I guess it could be a badge of honor, sort of like the purple heart you get from accidentally shooting yourself in the arse.
If you call them second amendment solutions, it sounds a lot better.
Maybe you just do more gun testing.
No, not a pun, a … a … palindrome!
Somebody was going to do it.
Hey, death before dishonor, right?
No.
No more hamburglar shit on these boards.
Notluob.
Faroe Islands: 0 active cases for a couple of weeks.
8986 tests, population about 55000
Is that about 18% of the population?
About 160000 tests pr. Million I believe.
Math and statistics isn’t my strong suit, but I believe that is correct.
corona.fo
Everything is about Trump’s ego. If his incompetence causes the entire country to catch on fire, he will be bragging about what a great job his administration did on sending the fire department to try to put out the flames (even though the fire department is done on a local level).
I hope to god we learn something from this whole debacle. 63 million people thought this deranged fuck up was qualified to be president.
Someone want to help me with a billion-dollar idea? I’m envisioning a tin full of “Trump’s Turd Polish.”
And it would be a tin that was actually full of shit, so you can spread that shit sheen around?
Market it to Sharper Image. They bought all his other bullshit.
We get to have death AND dishonor. It’s a two-fer!
Surely you mean “Sharpie Image”.
Well, that clears it up!
“Per capita”? What kind of furrin nonsense is that? We speak 'Murican in this country!