# Trump Went Down to Georgia **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 17, 2023, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-went-down-to-georgia/988691 "2023-08-17T03:00:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2023, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-went-down-to-georgia/988691/1 "2023-08-17T03:00:55Z")
How about we collaborate on a parody of the Charlie Daniels song _The Devil Went Down to Georgia_ befitting of current events? I’ll start off and feel free to add in and even edit previous contributions if you really think you can improve on them. Add a stanza, line, word, whatever. Let’s Dopers show Weird Al and Capitol Steps a thing or two! To start: Donald Trump went down to Georgia He was looking for an election to steal He said I’m in a bind ‘cause I ended up behind So I’m willing to make a deal ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2023, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-went-down-to-georgia/988691/2 "2023-08-17T03:46:35Z")
Donald Trump went down to Georgia He was looking for an election to steal He said I’m in a bind ‘cause I ended up behind So I’m willing to make a deal So he found a politician, tried to get him in his plot. Up jumped Trump on his Twitter stump, and said "Boy, let me tell you what … _Keep it up, Dopers … I think I see a new version for karaoke night coming out of this!!_ _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![penultima\_thule](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penultima_thule/32/3833_2.png) [@penultima\_thule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/penultima_thule)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2023, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-went-down-to-georgia/988691/3 "2023-08-17T05:12:58Z")
Donald Trump went down to Georgia He was looking for an election to steal He said I’m in a bind ‘cause I ended up behind So I’m willing to make a deal So he found a politician, tried to get him in his plot. Up jumped Trump on his Twitter stump, and said "Boy, let me tell you what … I guess you didn’t know it but I’m a swindler too And if you want to share my stump I’ll run a sting with you ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2023, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-went-down-to-georgia/988691/4 "2023-08-17T06:05:49Z")
Donald Trump went down to Georgia He was looking for an election to steal He said I’m in a bind ‘cause I ended up behind So I’m willing to make a deal So he found a politician, tried to get him in his plot. Up jumped Trump on his Twitter stump, and said "Boy, let me tell you what … I guess you didn’t know it but I’m a swindler too And if you want to share my stump I’ll run a sting with you You folks stole your last election, Brad So I’m gonna give you your due But find me 11,800 votes and I’ll keep Georgia from turning blue. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2023, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-went-down-to-georgia/988691/5 "2023-08-17T06:08:32Z")
Donald Trump went down to Georgia He was looking for an election to steal He said I’m in a bind ‘cause I ended up behind So I’m willing to make a deal So he found a politician, tried to get him in his plot. Up jumped Trump on his Twitter stump, and said "Boy, let me tell you what … I guess you didn’t know it but I’m a swindler too And if you want to share my stump I’ll run a sting with you You folks stole your last election, Brad So I’m gonna give you your due But find me 11,800 votes and I’ll keep Georgia from turning blue. [No message for now. Misread the above.] ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2023, 10:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-went-down-to-georgia/988691/6 "2023-08-17T10:47:42Z")
Donald Trump went down to Georgia He was looking for an election to steal He said I’m in a bind ‘cause I ended up behind So I’m willing to make a deal So he found a politician, tried to get him in his plot. Up jumped Trump on his Twitter stump, and said "Boy, let me tell you what … I guess you didn’t know it but I’m a swindler too And if you want to share my stump I’ll run a sting with you You folks stole your last election, Brad So I’m gonna give you your due But find me 11,800 votes and I’ll keep Georgia from turning blue. The gov said me’n my Secretary of State we’re just afraid you didn’t win We did the recounts and yer still on the outs So there’s no reason to do ‘em again Donny poof up your thinnin’ hair and turn your orange face red ‘Cause the Dems broke loose in Georgia and there’s just one way to get back ahead Threaten this cracker gov with jail if he don’t help you out ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2023, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-went-down-to-georgia/988691/7 "2023-08-17T12:15:54Z")
Donald Trump went down to Georgia He was looking for an election to steal He said I’m in a bind ‘cause I ended up behind So I’m willing to make a deal So he found a politician, tried to get him in his plot. Up jumped Trump on his Twitter stump, and said "Boy, let me tell you what … I guess you didn’t know it but I’m a swindler too And if you want to share my stump I’ll run a sting with you You folks stole your last election, Brad So I’m gonna give you your due But find me 11,800 votes and I’ll keep Georgia from turning blue. The gov said me’n my Secretary of State we’re just afraid you didn’t win We did the recounts and yer still on the outs So there’s no reason to do ‘em again Donny poof up your thinnin’ hair and turn your orange face red ‘Cause the Dems broke loose in Georgia and there’s just one way to get back ahead Threaten this cracker gov with jail if he don’t help you out Convince them all the vote counts are in doubt ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2023, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-went-down-to-georgia/988691/8 "2023-08-17T12:19:48Z")
Donald Trump went down to Georgia He was looking for an election to steal He said I’m in a bind ‘cause I ended up behind So I’m willing to make a deal So he found a politician, tried to get him in his plot. Up jumped Trump on his Twitter stump, and said "Boy, let me tell you what … I guess you didn’t know it but I’m a swindler too And if you want to share my stump I’ll run a sting with you You folks stole your last election, Brad So I’m gonna give you your due But find me 11,800 votes and I’ll keep Georgia from turning blue. The gov said me’n my Secretary of State we’re just afraid you didn’t win We did the recounts and yer still on the outs So there’s no reason to do ‘em again Donny poof up your thinnin’ hair and turn your orange face red ‘Cause the Dems broke loose in Georgia and there’s just one way to get back ahead Threaten this cracker gov with jail if he don’t help you out Convince them all the vote counts are in doubt Trump turned his trick on Truth Social, saying, "Oh, me, oh, woe! It’s a WITCH HUNT and a HOAX, and I’m gonna need more dough! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2023, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-went-down-to-georgia/988691/9 "2023-08-17T15:39:47Z")
Donald Trump went down to Georgia He was looking for an election to steal He said I’m in a bind ‘cause I ended up behind So I’m willing to make a deal So he found a politician, tried to get him in his plot. Up jumped Trump on his Twitter stump, and said "Boy, let me tell you what … I guess you didn’t know it but I’m a swindler too And if you want to share my stump I’ll run a sting with you You folks stole your last election, Brad So I’m gonna give you your due But find me 11,800 votes and I’ll keep Georgia from turning blue. The gov said me’n my Secretary of State we’re just afraid you didn’t win We did the recounts and yer still on the outs So there’s no reason to do ‘em again Donny poof up your thinnin’ hair and turn your orange face red ‘Cause the Dems broke loose in Georgia and there’s just one way to get back ahead Threaten this cracker gov with jail if he don’t help you out Convince them all the vote counts are in doubt Trump turned his trick on Truth Social, saying, "Oh, me, oh, woe! It’s a WITCH HUNT and a HOAX, and I’m gonna need more dough! Then he pulled off several rallies as he blew the judge a kiss And as his MAGA based lapped it up, it sounded just like this ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2023, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-went-down-to-georgia/988691/10 "2023-08-22T17:11:02Z")
Donald Trump went down to Georgia He was looking for an election to steal He said I’m in a bind ‘cause I ended up behind So I’m willing to make a deal So he found a politician, tried to get him in his plot. Up jumped Trump on his Twitter stump, and said "Boy, let me tell you what … I guess you didn’t know it but I’m a swindler too And if you want to share my stump I’ll run a sting with you You folks stole your last election, Brad So I’m gonna give you your due But find me 11,800 votes and I’ll keep Georgia from turning blue. The gov said me’n my Secretary of State we’re just afraid you didn’t win We did the recounts and yer still on the outs So there’s no reason to do ‘em again Donny poof up your thinnin’ hair and turn your orange face red ‘Cause the Dems broke loose in Georgia and there’s just one way to get back ahead Threaten this cracker gov with jail if he don’t help you out Convince them all the vote counts are in doubt Trump turned his trick on Truth Social, saying, "Oh, me, oh, woe! It’s a WITCH HUNT and a HOAX, and I’m gonna need more dough! Then he pulled off several rallies as he blew the judge a kiss And as his MAGA based lapped it up, it sounded just like this _(musical interlude, interspersed with soundbites about “witch hunts”, “Hunter’s laptop”, “being persecuted”, “The Big Steal”, and so on)_ When Trump finished bloviating, the courts said, “That’s enough. We’ve let you play and have your say, but now we’re getting tough. There’s a courthouse in Atlanta, and they’ve got a job to do, So get on your bus and follow us – the judge wants to talk to you!” _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2023, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-went-down-to-georgia/988691/11 "2023-08-22T17:21:34Z")
[I was way ahead of all of you.](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happens-if-trump-is-indicted-in-georgia-indicted-on-august-14-2023/979928/443) 😃