# Trump will invade Canada **URL:** \ **Category:** Politics & Elections\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [October 1, 2025, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-will-invade-canada/1023567 "2025-10-01T14:02:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![Crane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crane/32/3495_2.png) [@Crane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crane)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2025, 10:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-will-invade-canada/1023567/181 "2025-10-09T10:27:56Z")
> [@Gorsnak](#): > > And you probably don’t even need to do anything beyond voting the Republicans out of the House and Senate next fall Hopefully you are correct ---
**Author:** ![Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stranger_On_A_Train)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2025, 7:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-will-invade-canada/1023567/182 "2025-10-10T07:59:46Z")
[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/wrUDNCVseJY/maxresdefault.jpg "The 51st State Playbook: Canada’s Quiet Annexation") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrUDNCVseJY) [**H.R.5518 - Integrated Cross-Border Law Enforcement Operations Expansion Act**](https://www.congress.gov/bill/119th-congress/house-bill/5518) > **[BILLS-119hr5518ih.pdf](https://www.congress.gov/119/bills/hr5518/BILLS-119hr5518ih.pdf)** > > 241.61 KB Stranger ---
**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2025, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-will-invade-canada/1023567/183 "2025-10-10T13:11:32Z")
> [@echoreply](#): > > Bombardier is a Canadian company. Curious: does anybody _not_ pronounce that “bomb a deer”? ---
**Author:** ![gregorio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/fbc32d/32.png) [@gregorio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gregorio)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2025, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-will-invade-canada/1023567/184 "2025-10-10T13:55:23Z")
Probably not in Canada. ---
**Author:** ![Slight\_Off\_Hand](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f08c70/32.png) [@Slight\_Off\_Hand](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slight_Off_Hand)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2025, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-will-invade-canada/1023567/185 "2025-10-10T13:58:07Z")
> [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](#): > > Curious: does anybody _not_ pronounce that “bomb a deer”? Bom-bard-ee-yay ---
**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2025, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-will-invade-canada/1023567/186 "2025-10-10T14:14:00Z")
Well, la de da Mr. Frenchman 😀 ---
**Author:** ![Gorsnak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gorsnak/32/7587_2.png) [@Gorsnak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorsnak)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2025, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-will-invade-canada/1023567/187 "2025-10-10T14:20:09Z")
Seriously, it’s so pretentious of those francophone Quebecois to insist on pronouncing all these English names with a French accent. Learn to speak Canadian already! ---
**Author:** ![Slight\_Off\_Hand](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f08c70/32.png) [@Slight\_Off\_Hand](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slight_Off_Hand)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2025, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-will-invade-canada/1023567/188 "2025-10-10T14:28:54Z")
> [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](#): > > Well, la de da Mr. Frenchman 😀 I still call it a “car hole” if that helps ---
**Author:** ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2025, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-will-invade-canada/1023567/189 "2025-10-10T14:49:15Z")
> [@Slight\_Off\_Hand](#): > > Bom-bard-ee-yay Bom-bard-ee, eh? ---
**Author:** ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2025, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-will-invade-canada/1023567/190 "2025-10-10T14:52:44Z")
> [@Gorsnak](#): > > those francophone Quebecois to insist on pronouncing all these English names with a French accent Come to Newfoundland, they pronounce them the Proper Way. My grandmother was born a Cormier, pronounced Corm-yer. Then there’s the Fillier family, filly-er. And don’t even get me started on [Bay Despair](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bay_d'Espoir#Name). ---
**Author:** ![Jasmine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jasmine/32/2964_2.png) [@Jasmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jasmine)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2025, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-will-invade-canada/1023567/191 "2025-10-10T14:54:08Z")
There are a lot of people like me who grew up with very fond feelings for our friendly sister in the north. You think the Vietnam protests were intense? Those were for a nation on the other side of the world that we didn’t even know. If Trump invaded Canada, the protestors would number in the millions. ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2025, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-will-invade-canada/1023567/192 "2025-10-10T14:59:17Z")
> [@Gorsnak](#): > > The latter part of this is hogwash. This situation is a lot further gone than many want to admit, but it’s not yet irretrievable Yes, it is. The USA is in for a very long darkness. Reality is no longer legal tender in the USA; half the country really, truly beleives “Antifa” is burning cities to the ground. And they’re going to be one hundred percent behind the US government taking people in the night and engaging in extrajudicial killings to stop the phantom enemy. Within a few years, the Trump regime will start arresting Democratic politicians. ---
**Author:** ![Slight\_Off\_Hand](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f08c70/32.png) [@Slight\_Off\_Hand](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slight_Off_Hand)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2025, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-will-invade-canada/1023567/193 "2025-10-10T15:01:53Z")
Now I’m kicking myself ---
**Author:** ![Jasmine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jasmine/32/2964_2.png) [@Jasmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jasmine)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2025, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-will-invade-canada/1023567/194 "2025-10-10T15:03:32Z")
> [@Crane](#): > > Trump has the examples he needs. Netanyahu and Putin have not suffered politically from their blatant invasions. I refuse to accept Putin as an “example” because he is the dictator of an evil empire, not the president of a democratic nation. I REFUSE to accept Netanyahu as an “example” because he is responding to rocket attacks on his nation. If Canadians crossed the border, fired rockets at Minneapolis, and then ran back across the border, I’d invade, too. ---
**Author:** ![bobsmom101](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobsmom101/32/2867_2.png) [@bobsmom101](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobsmom101)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2025, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-will-invade-canada/1023567/195 "2025-10-10T15:12:06Z")
> [@RickJay](#): > > Within a few years, the Trump regime will start arresting Democratic politicians. I think you mean “months” here. He’s already declared that anyone who opposes him is an “insurrectionist.” ---
**Author:** ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2025, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-will-invade-canada/1023567/196 "2025-10-10T15:12:47Z")
> [@Jasmine](#): > > fired rockets at Minneapolis How about Cleveland? Can we fire rockets at Cleveland? ---
**Author:** ![Jasmine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jasmine/32/2964_2.png) [@Jasmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jasmine)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2025, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-will-invade-canada/1023567/197 "2025-10-10T15:18:09Z")
It would be longer trip for them. On the other hand, they could quietly travel on missile barges during the cover of darkness. But then, again, they’d never be able to get back before we caught them. ---
**Author:** ![DigitalC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ebca7d/32.png) [@DigitalC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DigitalC)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2025, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-will-invade-canada/1023567/198 "2025-10-10T15:58:17Z")
> [@Crane](#): > > We are watching the ascendency of MAGA and there is nothing we can do about it We are watching the death of MAGA because Trump IS MAGA and there is no MAGA without him. This has been blatantly obvious since 2016. Republicans can’t win without Trump. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-will-invade-canada/1023567.md?page=9)