# Trump, you're making it hard to support you with these wiretap/vote fraud claims! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 4, 2017, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-youre-making-it-hard-to-support-you-with-these-wiretap-vote-fraud-claims/781388 "2017-03-04T16:07:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2017, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-youre-making-it-hard-to-support-you-with-these-wiretap-vote-fraud-claims/781388/241 "2017-03-07T17:22:38Z")
Hamster porn is a perfectly legitimate fetish! ---
**Author:** ![Randolph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Randolph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Randolph)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2017, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-youre-making-it-hard-to-support-you-with-these-wiretap-vote-fraud-claims/781388/242 "2017-03-07T17:38:16Z")
There are dozens of us! _Dozens_! ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2017, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-youre-making-it-hard-to-support-you-with-these-wiretap-vote-fraud-claims/781388/243 "2017-03-07T17:59:33Z")
> [@Randolph](#): > > There are dozens of us! _Dozens_! Hamsters? ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2017, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-youre-making-it-hard-to-support-you-with-these-wiretap-vote-fraud-claims/781388/244 "2017-03-07T18:03:14Z")
Fun fact: in my third grade class, the word of the day is “Suspend.” ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2017, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-youre-making-it-hard-to-support-you-with-these-wiretap-vote-fraud-claims/781388/245 "2017-03-07T18:07:00Z")
Well yes, the Board has been running smoother for me of late, I imagined at least a couple dozen additional hamsters had been hired. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2017, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-youre-making-it-hard-to-support-you-with-these-wiretap-vote-fraud-claims/781388/246 "2017-03-07T19:01:15Z")
Nah, its the same number of hamsters, just put more meth in their food. Live fast, die young, flush. ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2017, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-youre-making-it-hard-to-support-you-with-these-wiretap-vote-fraud-claims/781388/247 "2017-03-07T19:23:12Z")
> [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](#): > > I’m a short guy, about 5’5". Yeah, the dating pool is a little smaller for us short guys. Most women who prefer tall guys won’t mention that, because it’s rude to mention it, but plenty of women prefer to date men taller than them, and most of those women aren’t in my dating pool. I’m six feet tall, and I had an incredibly hot, gorgeous five foot girlfriend when I was in college. I hereby apologize for using her up, when I should have clearly been with a woman of 5’7" or more. You would have really dug her. I mean, blow jobs like a tuba player in reverse, what can I say? ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2017, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-youre-making-it-hard-to-support-you-with-these-wiretap-vote-fraud-claims/781388/248 "2017-03-07T20:20:59Z")
> [@Ukulele\_Ike](#): > > I mean, blow jobs like a tuba player in reverse, what can I say? Pah pah oom? ---
**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2017, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-youre-making-it-hard-to-support-you-with-these-wiretap-vote-fraud-claims/781388/249 "2017-03-07T20:32:53Z")
> [@Jack\_Batty](#): > > Pah pah oom? More like, hap hap moOOOO! Though I wouldn’t presume to say if it was Ike or his shopvac of a girlfriend who made the “moOOO” noise. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Kimballkid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b5a626/32.png) [@Kimballkid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimballkid)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2017, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-youre-making-it-hard-to-support-you-with-these-wiretap-vote-fraud-claims/781388/250 "2017-03-07T20:36:52Z")
I’ll bet her nickname was ‘Hoover’. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2017, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-youre-making-it-hard-to-support-you-with-these-wiretap-vote-fraud-claims/781388/251 "2017-03-07T21:03:49Z")
> [@Jack\_Batty](#): > > Pah pah oom? How [revolutionary](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mau_Mau_Uprising). ---
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2017, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-youre-making-it-hard-to-support-you-with-these-wiretap-vote-fraud-claims/781388/252 "2017-03-07T21:10:20Z")
> [@Kimballkid](#): > > I’ll bet her nickname was ‘Hoover’. Elvira. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2017, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-youre-making-it-hard-to-support-you-with-these-wiretap-vote-fraud-claims/781388/253 "2017-03-07T21:11:59Z")
> [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](#): > > Fun fact: in my third grade class, the word of the day is “Suspend.” In honor of **Derek** , or do you just have a very interesting third grade class? 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2017, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-youre-making-it-hard-to-support-you-with-these-wiretap-vote-fraud-claims/781388/254 "2017-03-07T21:25:52Z")
> [@Kimballkid](#): > > I’ll bet her nickname was ‘Hoover’. Uh…she didn’t wear a [ball gown](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20043585&postcount=65), did she? ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2017, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-youre-making-it-hard-to-support-you-with-these-wiretap-vote-fraud-claims/781388/255 "2017-03-07T22:12:31Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > In honor of **Derek** , or do you just have a very interesting third grade class? 🆒 My class is AWESOME. (also it was in our reading selection for the day) ---
**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2017, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-youre-making-it-hard-to-support-you-with-these-wiretap-vote-fraud-claims/781388/256 "2017-03-08T00:29:16Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > > [@Jack\_Batty](#): > > > > Pah pah oom? > > How [revolutionary](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mau_Mau_Uprising). No, [Papa-oom-mow-mow](http://www.lyricsfreak.com/t/the+rivingtons/papa+oom+mow+mow_20797498.html). ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2017, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-youre-making-it-hard-to-support-you-with-these-wiretap-vote-fraud-claims/781388/257 "2017-03-08T04:09:44Z")
You know how “Mau Mau” is pronounced, right? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2017, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-youre-making-it-hard-to-support-you-with-these-wiretap-vote-fraud-claims/781388/258 "2017-03-08T05:12:07Z")
> [@Ukulele\_Ike](#): > > I’m six feet tall… > [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](#): > > I’m a short guy, about 5’5". “I’m six foot five and I eat punks like you for breakfast!”\* So then…there’s a creepier-than-fuck song beginning around 19:40 on this [Crust album](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ot7zAvmBRwA). The pertinent part, though, which the OP is well-advised to bend his ear to, is at _precisely_ 22:24.:p;)😛 _PLAY LOUD(LY)_ \*JC ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2017, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-youre-making-it-hard-to-support-you-with-these-wiretap-vote-fraud-claims/781388/259 "2017-03-08T06:17:47Z")
> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#): > > I bet his browser search history is “interesting” Probably from the ever-so charmingly named, “chicks with dicks” genre. (Note: I did NOT make up the name, nor is it one I use, outside of this context) ---
**Author:** ![Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/budget_player_cadet/32/205_2.png) [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Budget_Player_Cadet)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2017, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-youre-making-it-hard-to-support-you-with-these-wiretap-vote-fraud-claims/781388/260 "2017-03-08T07:39:36Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > Probably from the ever-so charmingly named, “chicks with dicks” genre. (Note: I did NOT make up the name, nor is it one I use, outside of this context) His problem is that the search term he goes for is “Men with tits”. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-youre-making-it-hard-to-support-you-with-these-wiretap-vote-fraud-claims/781388.md?page=12) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-youre-making-it-hard-to-support-you-with-these-wiretap-vote-fraud-claims/781388.md?page=14)