# Trump's being paranoid, blaming Obama

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-being-paranoid-blaming-obama/781025>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 28, 2017, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-being-paranoid-blaming-obama/781025 "2017-02-28T13:01:21Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2017, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-being-paranoid-blaming-obama/781025/41 "2017-03-01T13:29:13Z")

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> [@Channing\_Idaho\_Banks](#):
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> Donald Trump gets the secret daily briefings. Maybe he knows something we don’t.

Wait, I thought he _didn’t_ get the briefings because [del]they involved a lot of rigorous detail which bored him and which he couldn’t understand[/del] he didn’t need them because he already knows everything.

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**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2017, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-being-paranoid-blaming-obama/781025/42 "2017-03-01T14:56:53Z")

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Right out of the fascist playbook. Gotta identify your Goldstein before you can hold a Two Minutes Hate, right?

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2017, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-being-paranoid-blaming-obama/781025/43 "2017-03-01T16:55:59Z")

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> [@dasmoocher](#):
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> Obama’s also behind the plot to turn Republicans into gay frogs! :eek:

Frogs or newts? :dubious:

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**Author:** ![John\_Bredin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/96bed5/32.png) [@John\_Bredin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Bredin)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2017, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-being-paranoid-blaming-obama/781025/44 "2017-03-01T18:31:28Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> “…like a spider in the center of its web…”
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> Obama = Moriarty?

Law professor, mathematics professor, same difference. 🙂

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2017, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-being-paranoid-blaming-obama/781025/45 "2017-03-01T20:21:41Z")

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> [@John\_Bredin](#):
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> Law professor, mathematics professor, same difference. 🙂

For shame!  
:dubious:

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2017, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-being-paranoid-blaming-obama/781025/46 "2017-03-01T20:30:37Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> Frogs or newts? :dubious:

Frogs. The newts all got better.

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**Author:** ![Quartz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quartz/32/267_2.png) [@Quartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quartz)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2017, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-being-paranoid-blaming-obama/781025/47 "2017-03-01T20:33:47Z")

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> [@Superdude](#):
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> Frogs. The newts all got better.

Indeed - they got gin-rich.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2017, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-being-paranoid-blaming-obama/781025/48 "2017-03-01T20:40:14Z")

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> [@Superdude](#):
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> Frogs. The newts all got better.

Oh.  
Good plan, that. Sad.

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**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2017, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-being-paranoid-blaming-obama/781025/49 "2017-03-01T20:41:14Z")

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> [@RickJay](#):
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> Right out of the fascist playbook. Gotta identify your Goldstein before you can hold a Two Minutes Hate, right?

Yep. And though Trump’s pro-authoritarian fans loved hatin’ on an uppity woman, what they really crave for their Two Minutes is someone scary. And uppity women, though troublesome, aren’t really scary.

Obama: _there’s_ your anti-Christ.

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**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2017, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-being-paranoid-blaming-obama/781025/50 "2017-03-01T21:24:54Z")

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> [@enipla](#):
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> Nah. Trumps not being paranoid. He’s delusional.

No, he isn’t either of those things. What it is, is…

> [@RickJay](#):
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> Right out of the fascist playbook. Gotta identify your Goldstein before you can hold a Two Minutes Hate, right?

Trump is not paranoid or delusional. He just knows that he needs to blame someone, and he needs to blame someone his supporters already believe to be a Shadowy, Powerful, Bad Guy.

It’s not paranoid or delusional, it’s masterful.

The amazing thing to me is that it’s so blatant. Right from the word go Trump has followed the fascist playbook.

He’s a conman who has the psychology of his trick so well worked out that even though he’s (almost) openly a conman, and even though his every move is exactly what you would expect from a conman, a large part of the crowd is still conned.

[This cartoon](http://www.condenaststore.com/-sp/Those-who-don-t-study-history-are-doomed-to-repeat-it-Yet-those-who-do-s-Cartoon-Prints_i13522585_.htm)(sadly) sums up the position well.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2017, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-being-paranoid-blaming-obama/781025/51 "2017-03-02T00:20:34Z")

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> [@Princhester](#):
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> Trump is not paranoid or delusional. He just knows that he needs to blame someone, and he needs to blame someone his supporters already believe to be a Shadowy, Powerful, Bad Guy.

There is the theory that it is syphilitic dementia.

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**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2017, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-being-paranoid-blaming-obama/781025/52 "2017-03-02T00:21:38Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> There is the theory that it is syphilitic dementia.

No, he was ALWAYS a cowardly lying piece of shit.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2017, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-being-paranoid-blaming-obama/781025/53 "2017-03-02T00:29:38Z")

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> [@SteveG1](#):
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> No, he was ALWAYS a cowardly lying piece of shit.

He does remind me of the salesmen at a company whose computer network I worked on. “Lying bastards” is being easy on them.

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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2017, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-being-paranoid-blaming-obama/781025/54 "2017-03-02T02:05:28Z")

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I saw the speech without hearing it, then heard it without seeing it. Don, could you practice using a teleprompter so you don’t sound like you’re reading something your captors wrote? All it needed was you holding up Tuesday’s newspaper.

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**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2017, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-being-paranoid-blaming-obama/781025/55 "2017-03-02T02:39:14Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> There is the theory that it is syphilitic dementia.

I can buy that the Trumpster has syphilitic dementia. Though it’s cuarable, I assume that weird doctor of his prescribed leech treatment.

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**Author:** ![Quartz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quartz/32/267_2.png) [@Quartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quartz)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2017, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-being-paranoid-blaming-obama/781025/56 "2017-03-02T02:54:21Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> There is the theory that it is syphilitic dementia.

It was something else a week ago, wasn’t it? And some yet other malady the week before that, right? Can’t you just plain accept that he’s bad?

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**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2017, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-being-paranoid-blaming-obama/781025/57 "2017-03-02T03:25:47Z")

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> [@Quartz](#):
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> It was something else a week ago, wasn’t it? And some yet other malady the week before that, right? Can’t you just plain accept that he’s bad?

No, where’s the humour in that? Not in your post, that’s for sure.

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2017, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-being-paranoid-blaming-obama/781025/58 "2017-03-02T04:06:16Z")

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> [@dropzone](#):
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> I saw the speech without hearing it, then heard it without seeing it. Don, could you practice using a teleprompter so you don’t sound like you’re reading something your captors wrote? All it needed was you holding up Tuesday’s newspaper.

Did anyone who watched it notice whether he was making secret hand signals with his extremely large, manly hands?

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2017, 8:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-being-paranoid-blaming-obama/781025/59 "2017-03-02T08:58:26Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> Did anyone who watched it notice whether he was making secret hand signals with his extremely large, manly hands?

Did they find a Doppelganger, or just hire IL&M to CGI the hands?

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**Author:** ![Merneith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@Merneith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merneith)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2017, 9:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-being-paranoid-blaming-obama/781025/60 "2017-03-02T09:00:59Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> Did anyone who watched it notice whether he was making secret hand signals with his extremely large, manly hands?

My mom’s started calling him, Little Paws.

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