# Trump's comments after his arraignment **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [April 2, 2023, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-comments-after-his-arraignment/982038 "2023-04-02T17:44:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2023, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-comments-after-his-arraignment/982038/1 "2023-04-02T17:44:44Z")
Trump says he will deliver remarks after his arraignment. We should have a contest, where the person who is closest to the Trump rambling disconnected word salad wins. > **[Trump indictment: Trump to speak at Mar-a-Lago on day of expected arraignment](https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/live-blog/trump-indictment-live-updates-trump-give-remarks-mar-lago-tuesday-rcna77702)** > > Donald Trump was indicted by a New York grand jury last week. Get the latest news and live updates on Trump’s indictment and expected arraignment this week. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2023, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-comments-after-his-arraignment/982038/2 "2023-04-02T17:45:07Z")
Top 10 Words and phrases to be used: “Witch hunt” “Soros” “Corrupt Democrats” “Radical Left Democrats” “Crooked Democrats” “Persecution” “Completely Innocent” “Hoax” “Make America Great Again” (Insulting nickname for DA Bragg) ---
**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2023, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-comments-after-his-arraignment/982038/3 "2023-04-02T17:46:22Z")
If this turns into a drinking game, I’m dead within the first 5 minutes. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2023, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-comments-after-his-arraignment/982038/4 "2023-04-02T17:54:06Z")
“Soros-funded DA Braggart, the Radical Leftist, has charged me with \_\_\_\_\_. This is a made-up witch hunt! I am completely innocent. You can do your part to Make America Great Again by helping to fund my defense …” ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2023, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-comments-after-his-arraignment/982038/5 "2023-04-02T17:55:45Z")
Good, but don’t forget to include “sick”, “sad”, “outrage”, “rigged”, “low-life” and “scum” (with or without ALL CAPS. And “fake” (multiple iterations). ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2023, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-comments-after-his-arraignment/982038/6 "2023-04-02T18:00:45Z")
> [@Aspenglow](#): > > If this turns into a drinking game, I’m dead within the first 5 minutes. Yup. I’m sure innocent and patriot will be in his word salad too. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2023, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-comments-after-his-arraignment/982038/7 "2023-04-02T18:01:32Z")
He’s already been engaging in his usual pre-event ranting. I’m surprised that he would slander the judge who is going to be passing sentence on him, but then Trump is not all that bright. As for after the arraignment: Very unfair Biggest witch hunt in history Never slept with her Michael who? Never met him don’t know him. Most votes in history ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2023, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-comments-after-his-arraignment/982038/8 "2023-04-02T18:03:36Z")
Carrying on from my hijack in the other thread, my contribution to the drinking game: Persecution (take giant gulp of Margarita) Unfair (giant gulp of vodka) “In History” (large swallow of red wine) Hoax (big gulp of straight tequila) “Witch Hunt” (gulp of rum) “Radical Left Democrats” (gulp of white wine) Exonerated (gulp of beer) “Completely Innocent” (another gulp of beer) @BeepKillBeep, you do have a point. This could be a serious risk to health, except I’d probably pass out within the first few minutes. It might be safer, on further consideration, to turn this into a game of Trump Bingo™. Regardless, I will pop open a good bottle of wine and drink the whole damn thing if the Orange Shitstain is unable to make any remarks at all because he’s not going anywhere until he arranges bail. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2023, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-comments-after-his-arraignment/982038/9 "2023-04-02T18:19:07Z")
A second series of collectible trading cards! ---
**Author:** ![Yosh99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/ccd318/32.png) [@Yosh99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yosh99)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2023, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-comments-after-his-arraignment/982038/10 "2023-04-02T18:20:55Z")
I wish the judge would impose a gag rule on Trump. ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2023, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-comments-after-his-arraignment/982038/11 "2023-04-02T18:58:31Z")
racist prosecuter third-world country Horseface Hunter Biden Leading by far in the polls Stolen election Perfect weaponized totally innocent Greenland ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2023, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-comments-after-his-arraignment/982038/12 "2023-04-02T19:02:13Z")
> [@Yosh99](#): > > I wish the judge would impose a gag rule on Trump. If he opts to go to trial, it’s entirely reasonable that he be made to shut the fuck up so he doesn’t pollute the potential jury pool. ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2023, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-comments-after-his-arraignment/982038/13 "2023-04-02T19:43:33Z")
> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#): > > Top 10 Words and phrases to be used: It needs to be a bingo card, doesn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2023, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-comments-after-his-arraignment/982038/14 "2023-04-02T19:46:33Z")
> [@wolfpup](#): > > If he opts to go to trial, it’s entirely reasonable that he be made to shut the fuck up so he doesn’t pollute the potential jury pool. He’s already polluted the entirety of the USA with his bull shit. He self incriminates and contradicts himself constantly. Let him flap his gums. Doesn’t matter at this point. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2023, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-comments-after-his-arraignment/982038/15 "2023-04-02T19:51:01Z")
Trump really isn’t into following rules, so I think a roll of Gorilla Tape should do instead. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2023, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-comments-after-his-arraignment/982038/16 "2023-04-02T20:03:15Z")
> [@Thudlow\_Boink](#): > > It needs to be a bingo card, doesn’t it? Yes, this should definitely be Trump Arraignment Bingo ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2023, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-comments-after-his-arraignment/982038/17 "2023-04-02T20:13:12Z")
Surprised not have seen the word “socialist” in there yet. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2023, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-comments-after-his-arraignment/982038/18 "2023-04-02T20:14:16Z")
And what about Hillary?? She’s going to get her feelings hurt if Donnie doesn’t include her in the blame game. ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Krupe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Leo\_Krupe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Krupe)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2023, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-comments-after-his-arraignment/982038/19 "2023-04-02T20:22:29Z")
Somebody should win the bingo game if they successfully decipher his illogic. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2023, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-comments-after-his-arraignment/982038/20 "2023-04-02T20:22:34Z")
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