# Trumps \[Former\] New Social Media Platform **URL:** \ **Category:** Politics & Elections\ **Created:** [March 22, 2021, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-former-new-social-media-platform/938396 "2021-03-22T03:35:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2021, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-former-new-social-media-platform/938396/41 "2021-06-03T00:20:21Z")
> [@](#): > > From the Desk of Donald J. Trump” was preceded in death by … numerous Trump casinos … and Trump Vodka. It takes a real business genius to lose money selling gambling and booze. ---
**Author:** ![Hari\_Seldon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hari_seldon/32/5173_2.png) [@Hari\_Seldon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hari_Seldon)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2021, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-former-new-social-media-platform/938396/42 "2021-06-03T16:42:36Z")
According to the Votemaster, the only thing individual #1 ever posted was that the election was stolen. Even Trumpers might get tired reading that over and over. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2021, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-former-new-social-media-platform/938396/43 "2021-06-03T20:07:08Z")
> [@Northern\_Piper](#): > > It takes a real business genius to lose money selling gambling and booze. [While _laundering_ money!](https://www.fincen.gov/news/news-releases/fincen-fines-trump-taj-mahal-casino-resort-10-million-significant-and-long) ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2021, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-former-new-social-media-platform/938396/44 "2021-06-03T20:47:19Z")
teehee > **[Trump Forced To Shut Down Blog After Publishing Hulk Hogan Sex Tape](https://www.theonion.com/trump-forced-to-shut-down-blog-after-publishing-hulk-ho-1847026382)** > > PALM BEACH, FL—In the wake of numerous legal threats from the professional wrestling legend, sources confirmed Thursday that former President Trump was forced to shut down From The Desk Of Donald J. Trump—a blog he launched only last month—after... ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2021, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-former-new-social-media-platform/938396/45 "2021-06-03T20:59:11Z")
> [@wolfpup](#): > > I read somewhere (possibly the original WaPo report) that the orange shit-gibbon was “infuriated” at the embarrassingly low level of readership his amazing new internet creation was getting, compounded by the fact that he was being mocked for it on real social media. Either that, or he got a nag screen warning him that the 30-day free trial on his blog software was about to expire. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2021, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-former-new-social-media-platform/938396/46 "2021-06-03T22:44:28Z")
And Melania wouldn’t give him her credit card number. ---
**Author:** ![dougrb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@dougrb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougrb)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2021, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-former-new-social-media-platform/938396/47 "2021-06-04T00:38:40Z")
They were begging people to sign up. [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/Mx7hAQxXUTw/maxresdefault.jpg "Trump Begged His Supporters To Read His Blog Before He Shut It Down") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mx7hAQxXUTw) ---
**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2021, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-former-new-social-media-platform/938396/48 "2021-06-15T16:21:36Z")
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