# Trump's funeral playlist
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-funeral-playlist/1013319
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Tags:** trump
**Created:** [January 24, 2025, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-funeral-playlist/1013319 "2025-01-24T02:08:28Z")
**Posts on this page:** 11
**Page:** 4
### Author:  [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)
#### Post date: [January 28, 2025, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-funeral-playlist/1013319/61 "2025-01-28T01:36:02Z")
UGH - I hate to say “Saturday in the Park”.
OUCH!
_a man selling ice creeeeeeam_
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### Author:  [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)
#### Post date: [January 28, 2025, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-funeral-playlist/1013319/62 "2025-01-28T01:50:18Z")
> [@Thing.Fish](#):
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> And who could forget Mojo Nixon’s [Donald Trump Can Suck My Dick](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMkdvY2Z2Xk)?
Thanks! I enjoyed that.
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### Author:  [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)
#### Post date: [January 28, 2025, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-funeral-playlist/1013319/63 "2025-01-28T02:25:36Z")
I suspect you’re thinking of Boston’s _Foreplay / Long time_:
[ ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnwqUEelQjE)
Sorry about the interminable intro; the lyrics start at about 2:30.
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### Author:  [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)
#### Post date: [January 29, 2025, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-funeral-playlist/1013319/64 "2025-01-29T00:48:49Z")
This is all ever was (minus the cool), and all ever should have been
[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/kTdScE3Rqh8/maxresdefault.jpg "Tom Waits - "Step Right Up"") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTdScE3Rqh8)
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### Author:  [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)
#### Post date: [January 29, 2025, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-funeral-playlist/1013319/65 "2025-01-29T16:14:55Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#):
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> he’s not going to be around forever
Cite? Give me some reassurance this malevolent creature isn’t immortal.
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### Author:  [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)
#### Post date: [January 29, 2025, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-funeral-playlist/1013319/66 "2025-01-29T16:34:21Z")
[“All of the dark clouds have passed me by, Gonna be a bright, bright sunshiny day”](https://youtu.be/b0cAWgTPiwM)
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### Author:  [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)
#### Post date: [January 29, 2025, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-funeral-playlist/1013319/67 "2025-01-29T16:35:17Z")
Fuck You - CeeLo Green
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### Author:  [@scudsucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scudsucker)
#### Post date: [January 29, 2025, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-funeral-playlist/1013319/68 "2025-01-29T23:21:35Z")
> [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](#):
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> Cite? Give me some reassurance this malevolent creature isn’t immortal.
His premature mummification with some probably radioactive orange chemicals will no doubt keep him walking and talking well into the late 22nd century.
I may not be around to witness that event but I will be sure to tell my grandchildren to visit his grave and piss on it.
(Side note: being Zimbabwean, I do not have a lot of love for Cecil John Rhodes, whose grave is in Zimbabwe. So it is with great joy that I heard from my friend that she actually did piss on his grave)
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### Author:  [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)
#### Post date: [January 30, 2025, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-funeral-playlist/1013319/69 "2025-01-30T01:16:36Z")
> [@scudsucker](#):
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> I may not be around to witness that event but I will be sure to tell my grandchildren to visit his grave and piss on it.
I’m not sure if I will survive long enough to piss on his grave. Besides, I hate standing in lines.
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### Author:  [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)
#### Post date: [January 30, 2025, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-funeral-playlist/1013319/70 "2025-01-30T02:00:13Z")
> [@LurkMeister](#):
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> I’m not sure if I will survive long enough to piss on his grave. Besides, I hate standing in lines.
The solution, of course, is to form [a bucket brigade](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bucket_brigade). Just modify the concept by adding some to each bucket as you pass it. (The link goes to Wikipedia.)
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### Author:  [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)
#### Post date: [February 13, 2025, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-funeral-playlist/1013319/71 "2025-02-13T03:02:09Z")
Should he eat too many Big Macs… its not my fault.
It’s none of my affair and I’d have had absolutely Nothing To Do With it.
Nothing.
But if I want to sing a song after the fact, that’s my business right? It’s not The Boards… and The Board shouldn’t suffer for it.
And If I did… Paul McCartney!? Who can honestly complain about Anyone playing or singing Paul McCartney music? That’s like complaining about a Little Golden Book classic like “The Poky Puppy”.
Anyway, should he ever pass away, [there is this song…](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08saJgLmytU)
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