# Trump's Gone Gray! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 31, 2020, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-gone-gray/850760 "2020-03-31T21:14:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2020, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-gone-gray/850760/1 "2020-03-31T21:14:31Z")
As of yesterday’s press conference, you’ll notice that Trump’s unique hair color has been updated to a more statesman like silver. Reason - unknown. An uncharitable person, such as myself, might dismiss it as his latest move to manipulate the masses. He’s working so hard! He’s going gray with stress! [Images here](https://www.foxnews.com/media/today-on-fox-news-march-30-2020) and [here](https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2020/mar/31/trump-calls-big-and-bold-2-trillion-infrastructure/). I’m convinced. Trump is the president for me.\* \*Like I have a choice in the matter. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2020, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-gone-gray/850760/2 "2020-03-31T21:29:28Z")
[sings] I’m gonna wash that yam right out of my hair![/sings] ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2020, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-gone-gray/850760/3 "2020-03-31T21:33:55Z")
His hairdresser must not be considered essential. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2020, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-gone-gray/850760/4 "2020-03-31T21:37:13Z")
Since this doesn’t have anything directly to do with coronavirus, moved to MPSIMS. Colibri Quarantine Zone Moderator ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2020, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-gone-gray/850760/5 "2020-03-31T21:54:22Z")
The problem is, Trump needs more gray below his scalp, not on it! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2020, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-gone-gray/850760/6 "2020-03-31T22:04:23Z")
Maybe he uses _Just for Trump_, the hair treatment that _gradually_ uncolors your hair to its natural grey. ---
**Author:** ![Exapno\_Mapcase](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/exapno_mapcase/32/1051_2.png) [@Exapno\_Mapcase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exapno_Mapcase)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2020, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-gone-gray/850760/7 "2020-03-31T22:28:04Z")
I’m looking at his press conference right now and he’s back to his normal rainbow of yellow-orange tones. ---
**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2020, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-gone-gray/850760/8 "2020-03-31T23:05:54Z")
For the record, Trump had brown hair when he was younger. He was not a blond. > **[Trump and the Dove](https://www.topic.com/trump-and-the-dove)** > > The story of how this now-infamous photo is fascinating. And we’re not even talking about what the bird is doing in the picture. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2020, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-gone-gray/850760/9 "2020-03-31T23:31:36Z")
Clairol Orange is hard to find. ---
**Author:** ![RioRico](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f04885/32.png) [@RioRico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RioRico)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2020, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-gone-gray/850760/10 "2020-03-31T23:51:18Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > Clairol Orange is hard to find. Would orange poster paint be glamorous enough? If he avoids rainfall? ---
**Author:** ![JackieLikesVariety](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackielikesvariety/32/296_2.png) [@JackieLikesVariety](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JackieLikesVariety)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2020, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-gone-gray/850760/11 "2020-04-01T13:59:33Z")
> [@Exapno\_Mapcase](#): > > I’m looking at his press conference right now and he’s back to his normal rainbow of yellow-orange tones. so the whole thing is a mystery? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![VOW](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/vow/32/3043_2.png) [@VOW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VOW)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2020, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-gone-gray/850760/12 "2020-04-01T14:05:51Z")
Maybe all that time in a tanning bed bleaches out his hair? When he first began the daily press conferences (read: campaign commercials), I noticed his fakey tan seemed more pronounced, because his white eyes were almost glow in the dark. And I got pissed off, because people are DYING, and Trumpster had the time to indulge in his very weird little vanity. ~VOW ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2020, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-gone-gray/850760/13 "2020-04-01T14:30:03Z")
> [@Sage\_Rat](#): > > For the record, Trump had brown hair when he was younger. He was not a blond. > > [https://www.topic.com/trump-and-the-dove](https://www.topic.com/trump-and-the-dove) To be fair, most salons recommend using a lighter color as you gray. Something about skin tone changing . . . although that might not apply here. ---
**Author:** ![guizot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guizot/32/3636_2.png) [@guizot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/guizot)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2020, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-gone-gray/850760/14 "2020-04-01T14:49:27Z")
> [@VOW](#): > > And I got pissed off, because people are DYING, and Trumpster had the time to indulge in his very weird little vanity. Everything about Trump is fake, and always has been. He was a fake business person, and he’s a fake president. If he doesn’t indulge in vanity, then there’s really nothing else for him to do. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2020, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-gone-gray/850760/15 "2020-04-01T15:32:54Z")
I keep reading the title as **Trump’s Gone GAY!** ---
**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2020, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-gone-gray/850760/16 "2020-04-01T16:53:12Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > Clairol Orange is hard to find. Is That who he plans on dumping Melania for!?