# Trump's Labia

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-labia/778920>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [February 3, 2017, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-labia/778920 "2017-02-03T18:20:25Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
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**Author:** ![Brown\_Eyed\_Girl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/brown_eyed_girl/32/3574_2.png) [@Brown\_Eyed\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brown_Eyed_Girl)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2017, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-labia/778920/1 "2017-02-03T18:20:25Z")

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Look at his neck! :eek:

[Clip of Seth Meyers’ Closer Look](https://youtu.be/0x4p59C1E8U) has a picture of The Donald with freshly waxed labia. Ewww!

Has anyone else noticed this? I would look for more pics to confirm, but I don’t Google Trump.

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**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2017, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-labia/778920/2 "2017-02-03T18:25:21Z")

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Someone should grab them. Tightly.

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2017, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-labia/778920/3 "2017-02-03T18:44:01Z")

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[Trump’s labia actually have a Twitter account.](https://twitter.com/thedonaldsneck)

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**Author:** ![WOOKINPANUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wookinpanub/32/132_2.png) [@WOOKINPANUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WOOKINPANUB)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2017, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-labia/778920/4 "2017-02-03T19:34:58Z")

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\<Fat Bastard\> Unforrrrrtunateleh, ma neck looks like a vagina\<FB\>

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**Author:** ![Brown\_Eyed\_Girl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/brown_eyed_girl/32/3574_2.png) [@Brown\_Eyed\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brown_Eyed_Girl)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2017, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-labia/778920/5 "2017-02-03T20:45:34Z")

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> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#):
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> [Trump’s labia actually have a Twitter account.](https://twitter.com/thedonaldsneck)

That’s awesome, but it’s stale now. Someone should revive it. I would but I’m not on twitter. May I also suggest an alter ego twitter account _@twatwhotweets_ or _@tweetertwat_ or _@twaddletweets_?

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**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2017, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-labia/778920/6 "2017-02-03T21:35:29Z")

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In a turtleneck, he must have camel toe.

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2017, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-labia/778920/7 "2017-02-03T21:43:45Z")

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Just when I thought that orange jackass couldn’t possibly be more repulsive…

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2017, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-labia/778920/8 "2017-02-03T21:58:00Z")

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Can I get him a maxi pad or three?

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**Author:** ![6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/e19adc/32.png) [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2017, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-labia/778920/9 "2017-02-04T00:55:24Z")

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It certainly explains why nothing but shit comes out of his mouth.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2017, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-labia/778920/10 "2017-02-04T03:33:10Z")

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His labia go very well with his mouth… which reminds me of a rectal prolapse.