# Trumps motorcade for getting booked **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [August 25, 2023, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-motorcade-for-getting-booked/989077 "2023-08-25T13:44:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2023, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-motorcade-for-getting-booked/989077/41 "2023-08-29T15:40:09Z")
> [@Red\_Wiggler](#): > > I would simply like to know who makes the decisions about the size and scope of the motorcades. And then I’d like to ask that person why they decided the way they did. Likewise. I wonder if I could get one of those motorcades without a parade permit. Trump is nothing more than a citizen. And a bad one at that. ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2023, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-motorcade-for-getting-booked/989077/42 "2023-08-29T15:48:24Z")
> [@Shoeless](#): > > There were two motorcades, right? One from Bedminster to the airport, then from the airport to Fulton Co. jail? I would really like to know who arranged these and who paid for them. Maybe the same PAC that’s paying his legal bills? Those were NJ State Police cars. That was going into Newark airport. ---
**Author:** ![Dandan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@Dandan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dandan)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2023, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-motorcade-for-getting-booked/989077/43 "2023-08-29T22:00:46Z")
> [@The\_Undeposable\_Hand](#): > > how many black SUVs are really needed? I saw more than 12, plus a big Ryder truck. Extra SUV in the Ryder truck. Dan ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2023, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-motorcade-for-getting-booked/989077/44 "2023-08-29T22:13:24Z")
> [@Dandan](#): > > Extra SUV in the Ryder truck. Isn’t that where Trump keeps his Proud Boys? ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2023, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-motorcade-for-getting-booked/989077/45 "2023-08-30T01:26:58Z")
Make that two Ryder trucks. Oh, wait, the proud boys cancel out the anti terrorists. Add another SUV for a platoon of marines. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2023, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-motorcade-for-getting-booked/989077/46 "2023-08-30T04:24:03Z")
Just popped into my head regarding his motorcade and the event last week: _On the day of arraignment, our Trumpy gave to we_ _Twelve Secret Service,_ _Eleven Jersey troopers,_ _Ten Georgia patrollers,_ _Nine motorcyclists,_ _Eight news networks,_ _Seven talking heads,_ _Six lawyers lawyering,_ _Five Ess-You-Vees,_ _Four roads-a-closing,_ _Three times-a-Truthing,_ _Two paramedics,_ _and One not guilty plea._ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-motorcade-for-getting-booked/989077.md?page=2)