# Trump's new cabinet

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-new-cabinet/1009799>\
**Category:** Politics & Elections\
**Tags:** trump\
**Created:** [November 6, 2024, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-new-cabinet/1009799 "2024-11-06T16:52:21Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2024, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-new-cabinet/1009799/141 "2024-11-13T23:20:43Z")

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Looks like the White House will have a strong IT department. Though by IT I mean Incompetent Toadies.

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**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2024, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-new-cabinet/1009799/142 "2024-11-13T23:25:23Z")

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> [@aurora\_maire](#):
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> Every low-info Trump voter: “Who’s Matt Gaetz?”. Followed immediately by “what is the attorney general” and “what is the department of justice”, “what is the judicial branch”, and finally “are eggs cheaper today?”.

Pretty accurate so far.

Of course the real tragedy for Trump is that Charles Manson died in 2017. Imagine the attention Donald would have gotten for appointing Manson as Attorney General or Secretary of State! It would have been _wonderful_.

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**Author:** ![Marvin\_the\_Martian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/marvin_the_martian/32/2898_2.png) [@Marvin\_the\_Martian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marvin_the_Martian)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2024, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-new-cabinet/1009799/143 "2024-11-13T23:31:53Z")

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> [@aurora\_maire](#):
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> Every low-info Trump voter: “Who’s Matt Gaetz?”. Followed immediately by “what is the attorney general” and “what is the department of justice”, “what is the judicial branch”, and finally “are eggs cheaper today?”.

> You’ve got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know… morons.

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2024, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-new-cabinet/1009799/144 "2024-11-14T00:14:07Z")

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> [@Sherrerd](#):
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> Of course the real tragedy for Trump is that Charles Manson died in 2017. Imagine the attention Donald would have gotten for appointing Manson as Attorney General or Secretary of State! It would have been _wonderful_.

Not to mention the late, great Hannibal Lecter as Surgeon General or Director of Health & Human Services.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2024, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-new-cabinet/1009799/145 "2024-11-14T00:35:41Z")

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[![](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:gljcmclsvuebhhnvpa2rwvjr/bafkreidfaf6yzudawizry2mpahbrtwuffbsahcyadzguimysudaut23n7a@jpeg) ](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:gljcmclsvuebhhnvpa2rwvjr/bafkreidfaf6yzudawizry2mpahbrtwuffbsahcyadzguimysudaut23n7a@jpeg)

Donald Trump has a chance to do the funniest thing ever.

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**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2024, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-new-cabinet/1009799/146 "2024-11-14T00:38:16Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> Donald Trump has a chance to do the funniest thing ever.

wasn’t he facing a half-hearted ethics investigation by the House?

Maybe he wanted to moot that out.

But yeah, lose his seat and not get confirmed would be a small bright spot in this otherwise dismal time.

just saw this on [CNN.com](http://CNN.com)

> The House Ethics Committee has been investigating allegations that Gaetz may have “engaged in sexual misconduct and illicit drug use, accepted improper gifts, dispensed special privileges and favors to individuals with whom he had a personal relationship, and sought to obstruct government investigations of his conduct.”
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> Gaetz has repeatedly denied any wrongdoing, including ever having sex with a minor or paying for sex.
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> Committee Chairman Michael Guest said Wednesday **the investigation will end if Gaetz resigns from Congress to become attorney general.**

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**Author:** ![psychobunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/54ee81/32.png) [@psychobunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psychobunny)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2024, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-new-cabinet/1009799/147 "2024-11-14T00:38:31Z")

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He’s just throwing out random jobs to his loyalists now.  
Mike Huckabee for Ambassador to Israel???  
I can’t see Bibi being too happy with that.

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**Author:** ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2024, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-new-cabinet/1009799/148 "2024-11-14T00:46:15Z")

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> [@SuntanLotion](#):
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> Wonder where Joe Rogan will fit in.

Right up Trump’s ass.

ETA: Get this, Rogan says…

\*Speaking on Thursday’s (7 November) edition of his eponymous show: \*  
_“He’s gotta unite people,” Rogan told guest Dave Smith on his “Joe Rogan Experience” podcast. “He’s gotta not attack the left, not attack everybody. Let them all talk their shit, but unite. Now it’s time to unite everybody.”_

_“This one is one of the first times ever where there’s a real chance to make real tangible change that’s gonna be for the good of everybody.”_

That is rich.

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**Author:** ![Whack-a-Mole](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/whack-a-mole/32/141_2.png) [@Whack-a-Mole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whack-a-Mole)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2024, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-new-cabinet/1009799/149 "2024-11-14T00:49:57Z")

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It seems Trump is already getting annoyed by Musk:

> **[Donald Trump jokes he 'can't get rid' of Elon Musk amid growing influence](https://www.newsweek.com/trump-jokes-cant-get-rid-elon-musk-1985310)**
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> "Elon won't go home. I can't get rid of him—at least until I don't like him," Trump joked, acknowledging Musk's growing presence.

> President-elect [Donald Trump](https://www.newsweek.com/topic/donald-trump), addressing House [Republican](https://www.newsweek.com/topic/republican) leaders at a Washington hotel on Wednesday, quipped that he “can’t get rid of” [Elon Musk](https://www.newsweek.com/topic/elon-musk), perhaps his most influential advisor during the presidential campaign.
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> “Elon won’t go home. I can’t get rid of him—at least until I don’t like him,” Trump joked, acknowledging Musk’s growing presence in his inner circle.

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**Author:** ![PhillyGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ed655f/32.png) [@PhillyGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PhillyGuy)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2024, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-new-cabinet/1009799/150 "2024-11-14T01:04:07Z")

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> [@Dewey\_Finn](#):
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> And Lisa Murkowski, a Republican senator from Alaska, seems to be pushing back, “If I wanted to make a joke, maybe I would say now I’m waiting for George Santos to be named.” But will Republican senators actually not confirm? I doubt it. They’ll just roll over and accept him.

I think it will depend on the polls.

[Trump’s approval bounced up after the election](https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/polls/favorability/donald-trump/). They’ll watch to see if it goes down. Folks, this is the one time you do not want to hang up if called by a more or less legitimate pollster!

Susan Collins also seems to have [come out against Gaetz](https://www.mediaite.com/politics/just-in-susan-collins-becomes-first-gop-senator-to-oppose-matt-gaetz-for-attorney-general/). So, depending on when they hold the vote, and if I understand this correctly, only one or two more no votes are needed.

This assumes that the recess appointment idea is dead. Probably it is, as, to my understanding, the recess can be indirectly filibustered by putting up an amendment. and Thune has said he wants to keep the filibuster. I suppose the GOP could change the rules to say that a recess cannot be filibustered, but the same GOP senators who will, with polling support, block Gaetz, would be sure to vote against watering down the filibuster.

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**Post date:** [November 14, 2024, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-new-cabinet/1009799/151 "2024-11-14T01:08:43Z")

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Another sign that the Republicans _may_ not rubber-stamp everything Trump wants; John Thune won the election as Senate majority leader though the “MAGA faction” (as the NYT puts it) wanted Rick Scott.

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**Author:** ![MikeF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@MikeF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MikeF)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2024, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-new-cabinet/1009799/152 "2024-11-14T01:20:01Z")

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With Musk threatening to fund the primary challengers of anyone who dares not bend a knee, this whole ship is sinking fast. Let’s see if _any_ of them have the _slightest_ principles. I have many co-workers who believe that there is something known as “the cabal” that is running the country. Its supposed to be a big secret. They refuse to see what is happening right in front of their faces in broad daylight. There are no words. Idiocracy, indeed.

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**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2024, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-new-cabinet/1009799/153 "2024-11-14T01:27:23Z")

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> [@PhillyGuy](#):
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> Susan Collins also seems to have [come out against Gaetz](https://www.mediaite.com/politics/just-in-susan-collins-becomes-first-gop-senator-to-oppose-matt-gaetz-for-attorney-general/).

I’m sure she’ll furrow her brow and vote for confirmation when push comes to shove.

This cabinet is certainly living up to the “clown car” analogy it’s been related to. I almost think Trump is trolling us.

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**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2024, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-new-cabinet/1009799/154 "2024-11-14T01:35:49Z")

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> [@Dewey\_Finn](#):
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> Another sign that the Republicans _may_ not rubber-stamp everything Trump wants; John Thune won the election as Senate majority leader though the “MAGA faction” (as the NYT puts it) wanted Rick Scott.

It’s just too bad that all the votes can’t be taken and secret

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**Author:** ![PhillyGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ed655f/32.png) [@PhillyGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PhillyGuy)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2024, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-new-cabinet/1009799/155 "2024-11-14T01:37:29Z")

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> [@Dewey\_Finn](#):
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> Another sign that the Republicans _may_ not rubber-stamp everything Trump wants; John Thune won the election as Senate majority leader though the “MAGA faction” (as the NYT puts it) wanted Rick Scott.

You cannot be primaried over a secret vote.

And you cannot be the sort of national leader Trump admires without having the power to arrest your enemies. And in America, that would almost certainly have to go through the Justice Department.

I find this bizarre:

[Republicans “stunned and disgusted” as Trump taps Matt Gaetz for AG](https://www.axios.com/2024/11/13/matt-gaetz-republicans-trump-attorney-general%)

I would be stunned if he had nominated an advocate of the rule of law.

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**Post date:** [November 14, 2024, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-new-cabinet/1009799/156 "2024-11-14T01:38:05Z")

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I read once that the “mad emperor” Caligula wanted to appoint his horse to high office. Hey, at least he wanted to appoint the _whole_ horse.

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**Post date:** [November 14, 2024, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-new-cabinet/1009799/157 "2024-11-14T01:45:12Z")

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> [@Dewey\_Finn](#):
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> From the New York Times
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> And Lisa Murkowski, a Republican senator from Alaska, seems to be pushing back, “If I wanted to make a joke, maybe I would say now I’m waiting for George Santos to be named.” But will Republican senators actually not confirm? I doubt it. They’ll just roll over and accept him.

I would like that!  
Also would blow peoples minds if he got Hunter there in some capacity too.

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**Post date:** [November 14, 2024, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-new-cabinet/1009799/158 "2024-11-14T01:51:32Z")

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This is making Rufus T. Firefly’s appointment of a peanut vendor as Secretary of War look sane.

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**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2024, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-new-cabinet/1009799/159 "2024-11-14T01:56:53Z")

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> [@Whack-a-Mole](#):
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> It seems Trump is already getting annoyed by Musk:

I wonder if Musk will still be involved after January 20? (Even if Trump doesn’t push him out, Musk is likely to get bored by it all.

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**Post date:** [November 14, 2024, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-new-cabinet/1009799/160 "2024-11-14T02:15:02Z")

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Gabbard for intelligence is flat out a sellout to China and Russia.

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