# Trump's Secret Service codename **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [November 15, 2016, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-secret-service-codename/772066 "2016-11-15T16:25:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/6bbea6/32.png) [@Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Living_Well_Is_Best_Revenge)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2016, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-secret-service-codename/772066/21 "2016-11-15T18:59:15Z")
> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#): > > [John Stewart dubbed him Fuckface von Clownstick](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmM0fJFbYkQ). We have a winner! ---
**Author:** ![mistymage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mistymage/32/459_2.png) [@mistymage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mistymage)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2016, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-secret-service-codename/772066/22 "2016-11-15T19:01:36Z")
Rumpelstiltskin ---
**Author:** ![Battle\_Pope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@Battle\_Pope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Battle_Pope)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2016, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-secret-service-codename/772066/23 "2016-11-15T19:27:46Z")
I’m thinking a fish theme: _Grouper_ for the Pres _Dory_ for First Lady ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2016, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-secret-service-codename/772066/24 "2016-11-15T19:32:35Z")
> [@Battle\_Pope](#): > > _Grouper_ for the Pres How about ‘Groper’? ---
**Author:** ![Itself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/d07c76/32.png) [@Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Itself)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2016, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-secret-service-codename/772066/25 "2016-11-15T19:37:10Z")
> [@Gatopescado](#): > > Ace. Good Trump card. “Get out of town! Your nickname was never ‘Ace’. Maybe ‘Ace-hole’.” ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2016, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-secret-service-codename/772066/26 "2016-11-15T19:53:50Z")
> [@Chefguy](#): > > I like this one a lot. The more I think about Agent Orange, the more appropriate it seems: He’s toxic and should be banned. Anything he touches is damaged goods. Slightest exposure to him causes nausea and vomiting. I’m stealing it. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2016, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-secret-service-codename/772066/27 "2016-11-15T20:00:48Z")
> [@Itself](#): > > “Get out of town! Your nickname was never ‘Ace’. Maybe ‘Ace-hole’.” OK, then… How about ‘Orange Dwarf’? ---
**Author:** ![jasg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f0a364/32.png) [@jasg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jasg)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2016, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-secret-service-codename/772066/28 "2016-11-15T20:05:09Z")
> [@mistymage](#): > > Rumpelstiltskin I think you misspelled Trumpelstiltskin. ---
**Author:** ![Defensive\_Indifference](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/defensive_indifference/32/6502_2.png) [@Defensive\_Indifference](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Defensive_Indifference)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2016, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-secret-service-codename/772066/29 "2016-11-15T20:11:19Z")
Agent Orange is pretty good. I was thinking Tropicana, going with the orange theme. But Tropicana orange juice is pretty good, and they don’t deserve that. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Miskatonic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.miskatonic/32/310_2.png) [@Mr.Miskatonic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Miskatonic)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2016, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-secret-service-codename/772066/30 "2016-11-15T20:21:22Z")
“Spray Tan” “Rape Man” “Stubbs” “Mr. Better-wear-his-body-armor-'cause-I-ain’t-taking-a-bullet-for-this-clown.” ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2016, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-secret-service-codename/772066/31 "2016-11-15T21:00:57Z")
The Great Pumpkin ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2016, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-secret-service-codename/772066/32 "2016-11-15T21:05:00Z")
For the Missus: “#3…and counting” For the Kids: “Junior”, “Clone” and “#4…if the laws change”. ---
**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2016, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-secret-service-codename/772066/33 "2016-11-15T21:15:22Z")
Tic-Tac ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2016, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-secret-service-codename/772066/34 "2016-11-15T21:22:01Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > For the Missus: “#3…and counting” > For the Kids: “Junior”, “Clone” and “#4…if the laws change”. I think FLOTUS should be either “Cruella”, or possibly “Morticia”. ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2016, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-secret-service-codename/772066/35 "2016-11-15T21:25:50Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > “Babyfingers”. > > But they’ll probably go with something like “Tycoon”. “Typhoon” would be better. Dangerous and full of hot air and bluster. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Miskatonic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.miskatonic/32/310_2.png) [@Mr.Miskatonic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Miskatonic)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2016, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-secret-service-codename/772066/36 "2016-11-15T21:31:54Z")
Slumlord Bankrupt ---
**Author:** ![orderfire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/orderfire/32/10908_2.png) [@orderfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/orderfire)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2016, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-secret-service-codename/772066/37 "2016-11-15T21:33:57Z")
Circus peanut? ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-secret-service-codename/772066/38 "2016-11-15T21:38:07Z")
> [@mistymage](#): > > Rumpelstiltskin …its Drumpfelstiltskin…! Spinning Gold Into Straw at Fort Knox… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2016, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-secret-service-codename/772066/39 "2016-11-16T04:23:47Z")
HillaryLicker ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2016, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-secret-service-codename/772066/40 "2016-11-16T04:40:38Z")
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