# Trump's Secret Service codename **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [November 15, 2016, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-secret-service-codename/772066 "2016-11-15T16:25:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2016, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-secret-service-codename/772066/61 "2016-11-17T00:01:59Z")
> [@Bullitt](#): > > Lame. That’s Trump alright. (Congrats on giving him the Single Best SS Code Name!) ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2016, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-secret-service-codename/772066/62 "2016-11-17T00:14:43Z")
> [@Bullitt](#): > > So then, > > Underdog Winner. How about Unpopular? ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Me](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d2c977/32.png) [@Mr.Me](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Me)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2016, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-secret-service-codename/772066/63 "2016-11-17T01:42:16Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > But Agent Orange served in Vietnam. How about Annoying Orange? > [@jasg](#): > > Trumplestiltskin [Band Name!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cup60p9pii8) ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2016, 8:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-secret-service-codename/772066/64 "2016-11-17T08:59:33Z")
Rabid MadDog FoxFur Grabber ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2016, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-secret-service-codename/772066/65 "2016-11-17T15:48:42Z")
> [@Bullitt](#): > > **thankGod** - because it’s not Hillary, who is known for verbally and viciously denigrating and dressing down any of the help if they’ve done something that displeases her. So they’re grateful it’s not her. She’s known for that? I’ve never heard it before. Cite? ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2016, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-secret-service-codename/772066/66 "2016-11-17T15:57:47Z")
> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#): > > She’s known for that? I’ve never heard it before. Cite? I got your “cite” [right here.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=19785850&postcount=53) ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2016, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-secret-service-codename/772066/67 "2016-11-17T16:20:08Z")
> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#): > > She’s known for that? I’ve never heard it before. Cite? In the same way that Obama is “known” for having [screamed and screamed at that protester](http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2016/nov/06/donald-trump/donald-trumps-pants-fire-claim-obama-screamed-prot/). (By the way, when I was typing “Obama screaming at protester” into Google it autosuggested “Obama screaming bees”. Which I had to check out, but the result [wasn’t nearly as interesting as I had hoped](http://www.politico.com/story/2015/04/obama-bee-attack-easter-children-screaming-116704).) ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2016, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-secret-service-codename/772066/68 "2016-11-17T17:02:15Z")
She is very much the bitch. How about these to start. [New York Post - **Secret Service agents: Hillary is a nightmare to work with**](http://nypost.com/2015/10/02/secret-service-agents-hillary-is-a-nightmare-to-work-with/): > [@](#): > > “Good morning, ma’am,” a member of the uniformed Secret Service once greeted Hillary Clinton. > > “Fuck off,” she replied. > > That exchange is one among many that active and retired Secret Service agents shared with Ronald Kessler, author of “First Family Detail,” a compelling look at the intrepid personnel who shield America’s presidents and their families — and those whom they guard. > > Kessler writes flatteringly and critically about people in both parties. Regarding the Clintons, Kessler presents Chelsea as a model protectee who respected and appreciated her agents. He describes Bill as a difficult chief executive but an easygoing ex-president. And Kessler exposes Hillary as an epically abusive Arctic monster. That is from Ronald Kessler. This is from Dan Emmett and Gary Aldridge: > **['Get the f\*\*\* away from me,' Hillary shouted at Secret Service agent](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2653420/Get-f-away-Hillary-Clinton-shouted-minder-refused-carry-bag-She-treated-Secret-Service-like-hired-help-Bill-softie-hard-manage-says-former-agent-bombshell-expose.html)** > > Dan Emmett, a Secret Service agent with the Presidential Protective Unit, guarded Bill Clinton during his first term. He lifts the lid off his life as a protector of the president in his new book. While Hillary treated the agents with disdain, and... > [@](#): > > ‘Stay the fuck away from me! Just fucking do as I say!!!’ she is quoted as saying to an agent who refused to carry her luggage in the book Unlimited Access by FBI agent Gary Aldridge. From [MSNBC](http://www.msnbc.com/msnbc/hillary-clintons-strengths-and-anger-white-house-revealed): > [@](#): > > Hillary Clinton’s prominent role in her husband’s White House caused friction with the president’s staff, which occasionally erupted in her anger, according to newly released oral histories from the time. > > \ > Hillary Clinton’s (temper) “had much more sustained velocity, for a longer period of time,” according to former White House Chief of Staff Leon Panetta. “She just let everybody have it,” Panetta recalled of one incident. > In another incident, he recalled an aide telling him: “The First Lady just tore everybody a new asshole." > > \ > > “She would blow up over something that she misinterpreted. Again, you can’t take her on, that’s not my boss. You can’t take on the First Lady,” Baggert said. “I remember one time in one of these meetings where she was blowing up about [Bill Clinton’s] staff and how we were all incompetent and he was having to be the mechanic and drive the car and do everything, that we weren’t capable of anything.” > > Baggert added that Clinton would chew out staffers in front of their colleagues, which made things especially awkward. “Sometimes she’d be in those meetings and I’d think, ‘Please don’t let her yell at me,’” Baggert added. From 1998 when the Monica Lewinsky affair came to light (clearly a difficult time for the family, but if one is a bitch to begin with, then your husband’s very public White House affair only makes one that much more a bitch to the staff, [from businessInsider.com](http://www.businessinsider.com/how-hillary-clinton-dealt-with-monica-lewinsky-scandal-2015-4): > [@](#): > > The first lady’s temper was reportedly “notoriously short” during the media frenzy that followed the press rumors of the Lewinsky affair. > > A former storeroom manager told Brower that the affair fallout “was just so overwhelming for her and if you said something to her she’d snap.” She is very much the bitch. ---
**Author:** ![JackieLikesVariety](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackielikesvariety/32/296_2.png) [@JackieLikesVariety](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JackieLikesVariety)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2016, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-secret-service-codename/772066/69 "2016-11-17T17:05:10Z")
> [@Annoying\_Buzz](#): > > Stubby Pumpkin. > > They can play games after hours trying to say it with their mouths full of marshmallows. lots of good suggestions but I have to +1 this one so fun to say! but, could be considered Unfair to Pumpkins 😉 > [@](#): > Fired. Just so someone can tell him “You’re Fired.” a good effort. what about Pence? he’ll be the president soon since Stubby Fingers won’t make it 4 years. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2016, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-secret-service-codename/772066/70 "2016-11-17T17:33:06Z")
HOTFHC – (Husband of that Fucking Hot Chick) ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2016, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-secret-service-codename/772066/71 "2016-11-17T17:37:57Z")
Pence-“Insurance Policy”. He’s there to give reason not to impeach “Mantan”. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2016, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-secret-service-codename/772066/72 "2016-11-17T17:59:42Z")
> [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > HOTFHC – (Husband of that Fucking Hot Chick) [Here’s an American flag I would salute and stand at attention for](https://www.google.com/search?q=melania+trump+american+flag&client=safari&hl=en-us&prmd=isvn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwj1j_zsrrDQAhVU32MKHf1fC54Q_AUIBygB&biw=1024&bih=672#imgrc=3sY4xCwTz_gE6M%3A). ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2016, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-secret-service-codename/772066/73 "2016-11-17T18:18:17Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > Wait until they find out Trump doesn’t plan on paying them. > [@running\_coach](#): > > The truth hurts. Sad. For the smartest hippest people on the planet a lot of people sure don’t understand how government works. You do realize Trump doesn’t write their checks? Besides I’ve heard that Trump plans on personally murdering every Secret Service member anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2016, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-secret-service-codename/772066/74 "2016-11-17T18:36:34Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Pence-“Insurance Policy”. He’s there to give reason not to impeach “Mantan”. Your thoughts on my post #68? ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2016, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-secret-service-codename/772066/75 "2016-11-17T18:39:47Z")
> [@Bullitt](#): > > Your thoughts on my post #68? I thought it was an attempt to steer the topic away from the OP and onto Clinton, so I decided to ignore it. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2016, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-secret-service-codename/772066/76 "2016-11-17T18:42:13Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > I thought it was an attempt to steer the topic away from the OP and onto Clinton, so I decided to ignore it. How conveniently evasive. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2016, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-secret-service-codename/772066/77 "2016-11-17T18:44:01Z")
POTUS-“Mantan” FLOTUS-“Stripperella” VPOTUS-“God’s Little Ache” ---
**Author:** ![Duckster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duckster/32/1244_2.png) [@Duckster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duckster)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2016, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-secret-service-codename/772066/78 "2016-11-17T19:35:34Z")
POTUS - Prick FLOTUS - Pussy VPOTUS - Fetus VFLOUTUS - Fraud ---
**Author:** ![Dallas\_Jones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dallas_jones/32/3277_2.png) [@Dallas\_Jones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dallas_Jones)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2016, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-secret-service-codename/772066/79 "2016-11-17T19:46:27Z")
**Yellow Hair**. The name Custer’s enemies started calling him. Their personalities are similar. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2016, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-secret-service-codename/772066/80 "2016-11-17T20:23:00Z")
> [@Bullitt](#): > > How conveniently evasive. It’s only evasion if something’s in your path. If it’s off to the side and you’d have to go on a tangent to reach it in the first place, it’s not evasion to just ignore it. That said, Hillary Clinton blowing up occasionally at staffers during a particularly stressful time seems pretty mild compared to codename-Creamsicle’s actual ideas for policy, i.e. retaliatory bombing of civilians, and he completely lacks her public-service record so there aren’t even any good works we can use to balance his negatives. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-secret-service-codename/772066.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-secret-service-codename/772066.md?page=5)