# Trump's victory speech

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-victory-speech/756798>\
**Category:** Politics & Elections\
**Created:** [June 8, 2016, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-victory-speech/756798 "2016-06-08T01:17:35Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 15\
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**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2016, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-victory-speech/756798/1 "2016-06-08T01:17:35Z")

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Well, he’s accused Clinton of treating her office as Secretary of State as a cash cow, and she is being protected by a corrupt President.

Earlier, he attacked the rigged system, rigged by corrupt politicians.

I’m sensing a theme here.

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2016, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-victory-speech/756798/2 "2016-06-08T02:18:33Z")

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He accused the Clintons of multiple instances of influence peddling without, unfortunately, remembering to mention what specific influences were being peddled. Maybe he’s keeping that for his super huge blockbuster speech on Monday or Tuesday, when he promises to _really_ blow the lid off.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2016, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-victory-speech/756798/3 "2016-06-08T02:21:41Z")

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> [@El\_Kabong](#):
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> He accused the Clintons of multiple instances of influence peddling without, unfortunately, remembering to mention what specific influences were being peddled. Maybe he’s keeping that for his super huge blockbuster speech on Monday or Tuesday, when he promises to _really_ blow the lid off.

He’s going to take off his hairpiece?

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**Author:** ![Biffster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biffster/32/339_2.png) [@Biffster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffster)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2016, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-victory-speech/756798/4 "2016-06-08T02:22:59Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> He’s going to take off his hairpiece?

Good luck with that. I heard it’s a weave.  
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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2016, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-victory-speech/756798/5 "2016-06-08T02:26:43Z")

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> [@Biffster](#):
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> Good luck with that. I heard it’s a weave.  
> Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Doesn’t mean it won’t come off.

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**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2016, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-victory-speech/756798/6 "2016-06-08T02:29:13Z")

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It’s become bonded to the cap he always wears to hold it down.

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**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2016, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-victory-speech/756798/7 "2016-06-08T12:09:29Z")

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“Blow the lid off?” I heard on the radio that he was going to “spill the beans.” The man is certainly a master of metaphor; it’s a pleasure just to hear him speak.

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**Author:** ![boffking](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/858c86/32.png) [@boffking](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boffking)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2016, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-victory-speech/756798/8 "2016-06-08T12:21:57Z")

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> [@Frank](#):
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> Well, he’s accused Clinton of treating her office as Secretary of State as a cash cow, and she is being protected by a corrupt President.
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> Earlier, he attacked the rigged system, rigged by corrupt politicians.
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> I’m sensing a theme here.

Trump is as corrupt as they come. He said for a while that he wasn’t like all the other corrupt politicians. But, he is proof that you don’t have to be an establishment politician to be corrupt.

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**Author:** ![Leo\_Krupe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Leo\_Krupe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Krupe)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2016, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-victory-speech/756798/9 "2016-06-08T13:20:15Z")

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> [@El\_Kabong](#):
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> He accused the Clintons of multiple instances of influence peddling without, unfortunately, remembering to mention what specific influences were being peddled. Maybe he’s keeping that for his super huge blockbuster speech on Monday or Tuesday, when he promises to _really_ blow the lid off.

I’m still waiting for the information his detectives dug up in Hawaii about Obama’s birth certificate. That was supposed to bring down the administration.

> **[When is Donald Trump going to release his 'absolutely unbelievable' birther...](https://www.dailykos.com/story/2015/9/18/1422527/-When-is-Donald-Trump-going-to-release-his-absolutely-unbelievable-birther-investigation)**
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> Hey, remember when Donald Trump had investigators in Hawaii looking into President Obama's birth certificate, and he ...

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> O’DONNELL: When will the time be right to reveal, he said to Meredith Vieira that it was “absolutely unbelievable” what his detectives were finding in Hawaii four years ago. He’s never told you about it? You’ve never asked him about it? It was unbelievable and you weren’t curious about it?
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> GOERTZ: Never was curious once, because he’s not a liar. If they found something, it will come out. The time isn’t right, and guess what? Mr. Trump does what he wants and he’s not going to do it on our time. He’s going to do it when the timing is perfectly strategic and it’s not now and it wasn’t the place for him to say it. …

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2016, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-victory-speech/756798/10 "2016-06-08T13:36:16Z")

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> [@boffking](#):
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> Trump is as corrupt as they come. He said for a while that he wasn’t like all the other corrupt politicians.

_ **Vote for Trump: Twice the corruption with none of the experience!** _

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**Author:** ![coremelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4491bb/32.png) [@coremelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/coremelt)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2016, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-victory-speech/756798/11 "2016-06-08T13:39:31Z")

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> [@Frank](#):
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> Trumps Victory Speech

Will never happen

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**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2016, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-victory-speech/756798/12 "2016-06-08T14:34:33Z")

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> [@coremelt](#):
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> Will never happen

You don’t think he’ll give a victory speech upon losing?

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**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2016, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-victory-speech/756798/13 "2016-06-08T15:50:40Z")

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> [@El\_Kabong](#):
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> He accused the Clintons of multiple instances of influence peddling without, unfortunately, remembering to mention what specific influences were being peddled. Maybe he’s keeping that for his super huge blockbuster speech on Monday or Tuesday, when he promises to _really_ blow the lid off.

When does normal political discourse cross the line into slander? Stating that your opponent has taken bribes is pretty out there.

The fact that Trump used a teleprompter is hilarious.

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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2016, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-victory-speech/756798/14 "2016-06-08T15:56:29Z")

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What speech are we talking about here – the one Trump will deliver at the convention in Cleveland accepting the GOP nomination, or the one he will not deliver on election night in November?

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**Author:** ![boffking](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/858c86/32.png) [@boffking](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boffking)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2016, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumps-victory-speech/756798/15 "2016-06-08T20:18:08Z")

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> [@jsc1953](#):
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> When does normal political discourse cross the line into slander? Stating that your opponent has taken bribes is pretty out there.
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> The fact that Trump used a teleprompter is hilarious.

Of course, Trump _paid out_ bribes and basically got away with it.
