# Trumpy Bear? No really. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 4, 2017, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumpy-bear-no-really/803496 "2017-12-04T00:37:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2017, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumpy-bear-no-really/803496/1 "2017-12-04T00:37:08Z")
What’s this Trumpy Bear thing? A obese bear with a tangerine toupe and an American flag up his ass that becomes a blanket? 300 pound ex-Marine bikers with a Trumpy Bear. Here’s the ad for Trumpy Bear. It’s actually pretty funny but it can’t be real. It would have been funnier if they had put him in handcuffs. So much to work with here. Puts on sorting hat…“MPSIMS” Off to MPSIMS it is. ---
**Author:** ![DooWahDiddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9bcb4/32.png) [@DooWahDiddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DooWahDiddy)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2017, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumpy-bear-no-really/803496/2 "2017-12-04T00:41:27Z")
Yeah. It’s real. And it’s made in China. No kidding. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2017, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumpy-bear-no-really/803496/3 "2017-12-04T00:45:17Z")
There’s a website for ordering. And the announcer sounds like the guy that does the Arby’s commercials. ---
**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2017, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumpy-bear-no-really/803496/4 "2017-12-04T12:05:51Z")
Seems objectively no more stupid than the Chia Obama I think I recall. (Unless that was a gag.) ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2017, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumpy-bear-no-really/803496/5 "2017-12-04T13:04:28Z")
Pepper Mill saw this on TV over the weekend, but I missed it. Thanks for the YouTube link. I wanna know if it comes with Scotch tape on that red tie. It doesn’t look like the hair is a combover. Oh, and the bear isn’t nearly Orange enough. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2017, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumpy-bear-no-really/803496/6 "2017-12-04T15:54:07Z")
[Trumpy Troll](https://www.google.com/search?q=trump+troll+image&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwii5sii2_DXAhVOxWMKHT3KBBUQsAQIKA&biw=1536&bih=734#imgrc=GpHOGO2jVsRu7M:) would be a more accurate representation. ---
**Author:** ![Razncain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9d8465/32.png) [@Razncain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Razncain)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2017, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumpy-bear-no-really/803496/7 "2017-12-04T16:25:48Z")
I seen the silly thing a few days ago, and had they ran the commercial while on SNL, I wouldn’t have been able to distinguish it from one of their skits. ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2017, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumpy-bear-no-really/803496/8 "2017-12-04T16:43:07Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > [Trumpy Troll](https://www.google.com/search?q=trump+troll+image&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwii5sii2_DXAhVOxWMKHT3KBBUQsAQIKA&biw=1536&bih=734#imgrc=GpHOGO2jVsRu7M:) would be a more accurate representation. Thanks; I just ordered one to sit next to my [Trump caganer](https://www.caganer.com/en/politicians/caganer-donald-trump-853.html)! ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2017, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumpy-bear-no-really/803496/9 "2017-12-04T19:16:06Z")
I’m not ordering one until they come out with one with really, really small paws. ---
**Author:** ![Helena330](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helena330/32/531_2.png) [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2017, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trumpy-bear-no-really/803496/10 "2017-12-04T20:37:15Z")
I really, really want one so I can make it do offensive things that would make for great memes. Like posing it with my cats with a “grabbing pussies” comment. 😃 ETA: I guess that’s not offensive. But I would certainly make anti-Trump political statements with the thing.