# Trunk, where's your evidence?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trunk-wheres-your-evidence/309906>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [June 26, 2005, 8:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trunk-wheres-your-evidence/309906 "2005-06-26T08:45:41Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2005, 8:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trunk-wheres-your-evidence/309906/1 "2005-06-26T08:45:41Z")

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Trunk,

Where’s your evidence for the incredibly stupid, ignorant, bigoted, and just downright head-up-your-rear things you’ve said regarding the Smart kidnapping case?

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**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2005, 8:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trunk-wheres-your-evidence/309906/2 "2005-06-26T08:46:56Z")

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Linkypoo?

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2005, 8:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trunk-wheres-your-evidence/309906/3 "2005-06-26T08:54:53Z")

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Well, if you insist. 🙂

[Lost Utah Kid, etc.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=322350)

Take your pick of any of Trunk’s posts on pages two and three.

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**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2005, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trunk-wheres-your-evidence/309906/4 "2005-06-26T18:13:44Z")

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**Monty** , I’m afraid the link you posted above didn’t work for me, and was a bit annoying for having to search (though, not all that hard, alas) for what you were pitting **Trunk** for having posted.

So, here’s one of the examples of the [manure](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=6292708&postcount=63).  
And this is another case of **Trunk** using some good [fertilizer](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=6292909&postcount=69).  
After reading those, all I can say is Wally Tango Foxtrot.

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**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2005, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trunk-wheres-your-evidence/309906/5 "2005-06-26T18:48:38Z")

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Thanks for the links. Seems like **Trunk** has a problem with factual confirmation. Worthy Pitting.

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**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2005, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trunk-wheres-your-evidence/309906/6 "2005-06-26T19:04:52Z")

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> [@OtakuLoki](#):
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> **Monty** , I’m afraid the link you posted above didn’t work for me …

It worked fine for me. It linked to the pit thread titled “Lost Utah Kid Was an Idiot”.

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**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2005, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trunk-wheres-your-evidence/309906/7 "2005-06-26T19:13:45Z")

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> [@Monty](#):
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> Trunk,
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> Where’s your evidence for the incredibly stupid, ignorant, bigoted, and just downright head-up-your-rear things you’ve said regarding the Smart kidnapping case?

They\* are \*"incredibly stupid, ignorant, bigoted, and just downright head-up-your-rear things ". But the thread is about the _lost Utah kid,_ not Elizibeth Smart. Thus- Trunk probably shouldn’t have brought it up, nor anyone else continue with the hijacking.

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**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2005, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trunk-wheres-your-evidence/309906/8 "2005-06-26T19:21:52Z")

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But now the hijacking has ended and a proper Pit thread has been started, yes?  
(But there should’ve been a link to this Pit thread in the original thread. Points off. Points off!!!)

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**Author:** ![cosmosdan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a6a055/32.png) [@cosmosdan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cosmosdan)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2005, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trunk-wheres-your-evidence/309906/9 "2005-06-26T19:30:23Z")

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> [@FinnAgain](#):
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> Linkypoo?

For some reason I found that to be hilarious.

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**Author:** ![Dog80](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6bbea6/32.png) [@Dog80](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dog80)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2005, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trunk-wheres-your-evidence/309906/10 "2005-06-26T21:12:05Z")

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> [@Monty](#):
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> Trunk,
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> Where’s your evidence for the incredibly stupid, ignorant, bigoted, and just downright head-up-your-rear things you’ve said regarding the Smart kidnapping case?

I’m not **Trunk** , but here’s some [evidence](http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=elizabeth_smart).

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**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2005, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trunk-wheres-your-evidence/309906/11 "2005-06-26T21:27:20Z")

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> [@Dog80](#):
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> I’m not **Trunk** , but here’s some [evidence](http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=elizabeth_smart).

And here is [evidence](http://www.championtrees.org/yarrow/phi/phi.htm) that phi is the divine ratio.

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**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2005, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trunk-wheres-your-evidence/309906/12 "2005-06-26T21:58:38Z")

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I think you were whooshed **Lib**. That’s a link to Maddox’ page, it’s got its tongue pretty firmly in cheek. Either that or **Dog80** was serious and thought it was some form of compelling argument.

Either _thaaaaat_, or you’re the one whooshing me. Maddox still kicks ass though. Choices, choices.

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**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2005, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trunk-wheres-your-evidence/309906/13 "2005-06-26T22:16:56Z")

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“The voices in my head” is _not_ a cite.

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**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2005, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trunk-wheres-your-evidence/309906/14 "2005-06-26T23:02:28Z")

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> [@laina\_f](#):
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> “The voices in my head” is _not_ a cite.

Right. They need to be in MY head. The rest of you are all just figments of my imagination anyway.

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**Author:** ![Girl\_From\_Mars](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/3da27b/32.png) [@Girl\_From\_Mars](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Girl_From_Mars)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2005, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trunk-wheres-your-evidence/309906/15 "2005-06-26T23:10:30Z")

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> [@Smeghead](#):
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> Right. They need to be in MY head. The rest of you are all just figments of my imagination anyway.

Yeah? Well the voices in **my** head say you’re a Smeghead! 😃

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**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2005, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trunk-wheres-your-evidence/309906/16 "2005-06-26T23:17:06Z")

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> [@Smeghead](#):
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> Right. They need to be in MY head. The rest of you are all just figments of my imagination anyway.

“I am a solipsist, and am quite surprised that more people don’t agree with me.”

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**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2005, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trunk-wheres-your-evidence/309906/17 "2005-06-26T23:25:53Z")

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> [@FinnAgain](#):
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> “I am a solipsist, and am quite surprised that more people don’t agree with me.”

Yeh, well, I’d expect that sort of thing from a figment of my imagination.

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**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2005, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trunk-wheres-your-evidence/309906/18 "2005-06-26T23:40:45Z")

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**Monty** , did you put a link to this thread in the other thread, so your pittee might know that he’s being pitted? Not everybody reads the BBQ Pit regularly.

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**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2005, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trunk-wheres-your-evidence/309906/19 "2005-06-27T00:13:39Z")

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Ah-hah! I pointed that out in post 8. I win the Internet!

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2005, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trunk-wheres-your-evidence/309906/20 "2005-06-27T00:14:58Z")

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Yep, just did so. Thanks for the pointers, folks.

As it is, Trunk’s not the only one who’s made asinine comments in that thread, nor the only one who’s made asinine comments about the Smart case; however, he’s the one who’s most pitworthy.

[Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trunk-wheres-your-evidence/309906.md?page=2)
